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功夫熊猫的台词

先是配音演员Jack Black .....Po (voice)Jackie Chan .....Master Monkey (voice)Dustin Hoffman .....Shifu (voice)Lucy Liu .....Master Viper (voice)Ian McShane .....Tai Lung (voice)Angelina Jolie .....Master Tigress (voice)Seth Rogen .....Master Mantis (voice)David Cross .....Master Crane (voice)Michael Clarke Duncan .....Rhino Commander (voice)Randall Duk Kim .....Oogway (voice)James Hong .....Mr. Ping (voice)台词:---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foesI see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fistthe warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!my eyes ...he’s too awesomeand attractive ...how can we repay youthere’s no charge for awesomeness , or attr ativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥,怀疑是FOE带了个后缀,有知道的提醒我). never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ,even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ,bowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang outagreed !yeh ...But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , andthat’s ..POget upyou ’l l be late for workwhat ? ...---------------2------------PO家里---------------po , get uphey po what are you doing up thereah .. nothing ..monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~po ,let’s go , you ’re late for workcoming...sorry dadsorry doesn’t make the noodlesand what are you doing up there , all that noiseoh nothing , just had a crazy dreamabout what ?uh ?what were you dreaming aboutwhat was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?thank you~~...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharpoh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waitin g for this moment, this is a sign ,poahh ..a sign of what?you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.dad dad dad, it was just a dreamno , it was THE dreamWe are noodle folk, broth runs though our veinsbut dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do somethin g else ? something besides noodlesactually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofuso why didn’t youoh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...I know , is hereno, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile(sigh....)---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis... master Shifu!what?ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?so , nothing is wrong?Well, I didn’t say that.you’re saying...(oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )you were saying...I’ve had a vision , tailung will returnthat is impossible , he’s in prisonnothing is impossiblezeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prisonyes ... master shifuone often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid itwe have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll…your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clearthe dragon scrollit is timebut who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warriorI don’t know---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....hey...watch it po....sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定,谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just gopo , where are you goingto the jade palacebut you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them.selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..yeh ?I was kinda thinking maybe Iuh huhcould also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...---------------11------------练功房---------------let’s beginwait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warriorohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves ..heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ?ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited tomy~~level ?and what level is that ?well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ?ho hoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zerohey .. maybe I can start with thatthat ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but if you insistohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your a ction figures , except for you, mantis, you’re about the samego ahead , panda , show us what you can dohmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or somethinghit itok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m sti ll digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later onjust hit it !alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snakewould you hit it ~~~~alright , alright ..why don’t you try again , a little harderhow is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurtsthis will be easier than I thoughtI feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I dothere is now a level zero---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------there’s no wordsno denying thatI don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killedhe is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire when he walks the very ground shadesone would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fuyeh .. or could at least touch his toesor even see his toes---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are upam nowI was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep nowyeh yeh yeh of courseok , thanksit’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about thaterr ... look, you don’t belong hereahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleepyehand I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebyewhoa...what was that ?I didn’t say anythingok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just ..you don’t belong hereahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your roomI mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morningbig fan~~~~---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdomohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach treeI understand , you eat when you are upsetupset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset so why are you upset ?ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of suckingprobablyand the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate metotallyhow’s shifu ever gonna turn me into th e dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodlesquit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with w hat was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...。

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