This is a English antithetical couplet(对联):
去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器， 到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
“前门”是一种香烟的牌子。
Chinglish
• Chinglish means people who speak English with Chinese grammar,ignore the grammar of English itself.
麻烦不来找你，就不要自找麻烦！
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
（ This sentence contains all 26 letters in English. ）
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
从1：58到2：02
That's all I want to hear.
If you don’t want to hear someone speak anymore, you can say……
我已经听够了。
To China for china ,China with china ,dinner on china. Go front door buy front door ,front door no front door ,behind door with front door.
Does it funny? Being boring is to create fun , so in order to gain more happiness , please accept the temporary baldness leisurely.
baldness n 枯燥 leisurely adv. 悠闲地；从容不迫地
Thanks!
I never saw a saw saw a saw ！
我从未见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子！
saw n
锯子;锯条 vt. 1. 锯;锯开;锯成 2. 拉锯般来回移动;拉(曲调) vi. 用锯,拉锯;锯开
Never trouble troubles till trouble troubles you!
was I tab a ro rab a ti saW
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
This is a palindrome(回文) sentence --read it forward,or backward, it still spells the same thing.
Two two to two two .
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that” 是错误的。
It’s a good father that knows his son！
就算是最好的父亲，也未必了解自己的儿子！
Do you have a family?
你有孩子吗？
Family=baby 子女 eg: She has a large family. 她子女多。
Some Interesting Sentences about English
By Xianlong Li
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It's none of my business ,I am just passing by.
关我什么事？我是来打酱油的。
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I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong！