好运查理/查莉成长日记/Good Luck Charlie第一季第三集S01E03 The Curious Case of Mr. DabneyHi, Charlie. it's your big sister Teddy with my video diary.嘿Charlie 这是你姐姐Teddy在录视频日记So today, I want to talk to you about best friends.今天我要和你聊聊关于好朋友的话题You bragging about me again?你又在夸耀我了吧Huh. yeah, this is Ivy. she's my BFF.噢这是Ivy 她是我的最好的朋友I'm also her hero,我还是她的英雄The wind beneath her wings, the hip in her hop,她是锅来我是盖她是风儿我是沙The peanut to her butter.她是绿叶我是花- I am-- - the mouth that wouldn't shut.- 我就是- 那张说个没完的嘴Let's see how we're looking.瞧瞧我们看上去如何Perfect!很完美- I'd date us. - I'd marry us.- 我都想同咱俩约会- 我都想同咱俩结婚So what's the big news?好吧有什么重大新闻吗you are not gonna believe what I did for you你绝对不敢相信我为你做了什么I saw the cutest guy working at the mall food court我看到了一个超帅的男孩在商场的美食广场工作And pause for dramatic effect为了戏剧效果我们暂停一下Tomorrow I'm going to talk to him.明天我要过去跟他搭讪How is this something you're doing for me?这算哪门子你为我做的事Maybe he has a friend. the cute ones always have a friend. 也许他还有朋友啊可爱的人总会有朋友的I mean, I have you, right?就像我有你对吧Hi, girls. What you doing?嘿姑娘们忙什么呢Nothin'.没什么- How's it going, Ivy? - Real good.- 最近好吗Ivy - 很好Ignore her. she'll go away.别理她她就会走开的You girls are always on those phones.你们这些孩子总是在玩手机- Who are you texting now? - Nobody.- 你在和谁发短信呢- 没和谁发I wish I could do that.真希望我也会发短信Hey, then you and I could text each other.嘿那样的话你和我就能互相发短信了Wouldn't that be fun?那样岂不是很好玩Oh my gosh, mom, I'd love that!哦天呐妈妈那样就太棒了Eww!才怪- I don't think I can text from this phone. - oh, well. - 但是我学不会怎么发短信- 哦那就没办法啦Sure you can, Miss D. what's your number?你肯定能学会的Duncan女士你手机号多少Five five five, zero one three four.555-0134Not ignoring.别理她啊What is that noise?什么声音I just sent you a text.我刚给你发了条短信Just hit that button to read it.按一下这个键就可以看了Well, look at that.哦快看啊Oh, that's funny, Ivy.哦果然很好玩IvyThen your response is "lol."那你就该回复个"lol""laugh out loud."就是“放声大笑”No-- no, mom. you don't do it, you type it.不是不是的不是让你笑出声来而是把它打出来Or if you want to get a little saucy,如果你想更俏皮点的话You can wink.你可以眨下眼Not there. There.不是真眨是打出来Just a semicolon and parentheses.就是打一个分号和括号Oh, that does look like a wink.哦看起来确实像在眨眼睛I can't believe I'm finally a texter.真不敢相信我也会发短信了Let's see if it works from the kitchen! 来看看我从厨房发短信你们能不能收到- "WHYD"? - What have you done?- "WHYD" - 看你干的好事Day's all burnt toast生活搞得一团糟Running late, and dad says就要迟到爸爸在叫Has anybody seen my left shoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到I close my eyes, take a bite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grab a ride, laugh out loud跳上车子放声大笑There it is up on the roof就在这里我们的家I've been there, I've survived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过So just take my advice所以请听取我的建议Hang in there, baby, things are crazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈But I know your future is bright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃There is no maybe不要怀疑Everything turns out all right一切终会如你所愿Sure life is up and down生活有悲有喜But trust me, it comes back all around可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You're gonna love who you turn out to be你会喜欢将来的你Hang in there, Baby宝贝不要放弃Yeah!耶Yeah, this is way more fun since you've learned how to clap. 自从你学会鼓掌后这就比以前好玩多了Don't ignore me!别装作没听见When I tell you to do something, I expect you to do it!每次我跟你说去做什么事的时候我希望你真的去做Get off my back, woman!少啰嗦老女人You want me off your back? I can arrange that.你想我少啰嗦吗我求之不得呢Charlie, those are our neighbors, the Dabneys. Charlie 他们是我们的邻居Dabney一家They've been married a long time.他们已经结婚很久很久了Hey, PJ,嘿PJI just kicked the football into the Dabneys' backyard. 我刚把橄榄球踢进Dabney家的后院了Will you go get it?你能去把它拿回来嘛No way! they're going at it again.没门他们又得发飙了- Well, what about the football? - Who cares?- 那橄榄球怎么办- 谁在乎啊It's gone. Kiss it goodbye.它已经没了和它告别吧Well, I'm glad to hear you say that好吧我很高兴你这么说Because it was your football.因为那是你的橄榄球Ha! I warned you!哈我早警告过你的That's what you get for being a bad husband!这就是你当恶丈夫的下场And now you're dead!现在你终于死了Is somebody out here?外面有人吗Who's out here?谁在外面- Where's the football? - Forget the football! - 橄榄球呢- 别提橄榄球了Mrs Dabney just murdered Mr Dabney! Dabney太太刚把Dabney先生谋杀了What?!什么I heard her talking to his corpse.我听到了她和他的尸体说话It was chilling.吓死我了Just so I'm clear, you didn't get the football? 你直说我就能明白橄榄球你没拿回来对吗- I'm serious, Gabe. - Come on.- 我是认真的Gabe - 拜托Mrs Dabney may be a mean, vicious, cruel, Dabney太太也许是个小气恶毒残忍horrible, nasty old witch,可怕讨厌的老巫婆But she'd never do something like that.但是她不可能干出这种事的- You don't believe me? - No.- 你不相信我吗- 不信Fine. fine, I'll prove it.好吧好吧我会证明给你看的Come here, Gabe.过来GabeHello?喂Is Mr Dabney home?Dabney先生在家吗He... can't come to the phone.他现在接不了电话Interesting.奇怪了Who is this?你是谁Uh-- I'm some sort of salesman.呃我算是个推销员吧Gabe, is that you?Gabe 是你吗Why would you assume my name is gabe?你为什么认为我叫GabeBecause I have caller ID.因为我有来电显示Oh. then yeah, it's Gabe.哦是的我是GabeHey!嘿Whoo! She's cool under pressure, I'll give her that.哇她在重压之下还是很冷静啊起码我能确认这一点- PJ, she's not a murderer. - I heard what I heard, gabe. - PJ 她不是凶手- 我听得很清楚GabeWhy don't you believe me?你为什么不肯相信我Because you're you and you get things wrong.因为这是你说的啊而你总是把事情搞错What are you saying, that I'm dumb?你什么意思觉得我是白痴吗Well, no.呃不是You're just not very...你只是不怎么- thinky. - thinky?- 动脑筋- 动脑筋Gabe, why would you say something like that?Gabe 你为什么这么说'cause mom said I can't call you dumb.因为妈妈不许我叫你白痴It is so pathetic.太悲剧了My mom's in the kitchen texting away.我妈妈居然在厨房发短信呢Gosh, I'd hate to be on the other end of that conversation. 天呐和她聊短信的那个人可有得受了Who are you texting?你在和谁发短信呢- Your mom. - I am so sorry.- 你妈妈- 我很抱歉Look, I promise I'll get her out of your hair.听着我保证会让她不再烦你的No, it's okay. Your mom's cool.不没事的你妈妈挺酷的My mom is what?我妈妈挺什么And she's really funny.而且她真的很风趣My mom is what?我妈妈很什么Wait, that's her again.等下她又发短信来了What are you talking about with my mom?你在和我妈妈聊什么呢- Nothing. - Nothing?!- 没什么- 没什么That's what we say to her!从来都是我们这么敷衍她的Hold on, I have to "lol" her.等下我得回个"lol"给她Okay, well "lol" has officially lost all meaning.好吧看来"lol"已经失去它的意义了I'm sorry. is this a problem for you?我很抱歉你有什么不满的吗No, I just think it's a little bit inappropriate.不我只是觉得这样有点不太合适Inappropriate? Now you sound like my mother.不太合适你现在说话的口气跟我妈妈一样了Well, how would you know what your mother sounds like? 是吗你怎么知道你妈妈口气是什么样的You've been spending so much time with mine!你都花了这么多时间和我妈妈泡在一起了What are you getting so whacked about?你有什么别扭的啊You didn't want to text her.你又不愿意跟她发短信Well yeah, that's because she's my mom, not my friend.没错那是因为她是我妈妈不是我朋友Wouldn't you be weirded out if I was texting your mom? 如果我给你妈妈发短信你就不觉得很怪异吗Yes. Because she doesn't have a cell phone.会啊因为她都没有手机Look, T, if you're not cool with this,听着T 如果不喜欢这样I'll just stop.我就不再发了No no, I don't care. I mean, it's a free country.不用我才不在乎呢我是说这是个自由国家Go crazy-- text my mom,继续疯吧给我妈妈发短信IM my dad, video-chat my aunt Helen.给我爸爸发即时消息和我姑姑Helen视频聊天Ooh! your aunt Helen?哦说起你的姑姑HelenYour mom says she is da bomb diggitty!你妈妈说她超炫My mom really said "da bomb diggitty"?我妈妈真的说了“超炫”吗Well, I may have added that part.那个也可能是我自己加上的吧PJ, you've got to stop watching these mysteries.PJ 你不能再看那些悬疑推理电影了Not until i figure out how to catch Mrs Dabney.在没找到抓住Dabney太太的方法之前我是不会罢休的These old movies are gonna help me do that.这些老电影会教我怎么破案的That's like saying cartoons will teach you这就好比说动画片能教你穿墙术how to run through walls.这就好比说动画片能教你穿墙术Learned that the hard way.我吃过苦头知道那行不通Mom! Can you get that?!妈妈你能去开门吗Sure, I'll get the door. I am a lot closer to it. 没问题我来开了我比你离门近多了Hello, Mrs. dabney.你好Dabney夫人- Hello. - Come on in.- 你好- 请进吧Heads up! killer in the house.小心杀人犯来家里了What have they done this time?他们这次又闯什么祸了For once, nothing-- that I know of.就这一次据我所知还没闯祸It's nice to see you too.我也很高兴见到你I'd like to speak with your husband, please. 我想和你丈夫说点事谢谢I'll let him know you're here.我这就告诉他你来找他了I'm a texter now.我现在开始用短信了I'm texting.我正给他发短信呢Really speeds things up.真是事半功倍啊Somebody lose a ball today?今天谁丢球了吗Possibly. Did you lose anything today, Mrs Dabney?也许吧你今天失去什么了吗Dabney夫人Honey, what does this mean "somebody's at the doof." 亲爱的这什么意思“有人在doof”OMG!我的老天I meant "door"!我是想说在门口的TTYL.等会再和你说What can I do for you, Mrs Dabney?有什么事吗Dabney夫人- You're an exterminator, right? - pest control specialist. - 你是专门杀虫的是吗- 我是害虫防治专家Maybe you can help me with a problem I'm having.也许你可以帮我解决这个问题How do I get the smell of death out of my house?我该怎么除去家里那股死尸的味道Will you turn that TV down?你能把电视声音关小点吗So you think something died in your house?那么你觉得你家里有什么东西死了吗Oh, I know something is dead哦我知道有东西死了Well, first thing you're gonna have to do好吧你首先要做的就是is locate and dispose of the carcass.找到尸体然后丢掉I suppose you could get Mr Dabney to do that.我想这事你可以让Dabney先生去做Oh, Mr Dabney won't be doing anything哦Dabney先生得有段时间不能做家务了around the house for a while--哦Dabney先生得有段时间不能做家务了A long while. he's... gone.得有很长一段时间他走了You know what, would you just turn it off?知道吗你们不如把电视关掉算了What's wrong with your boys today?你的儿子们今天中什么邪了I just got here.我才刚看到他们Um, all right, old trick of the trade呃好吧教你个干我们这行的老办法Get yourself some maple syrup, put it on the stove, 你找些枫树糖浆放在灶上Let it simmer-- that should get rid of the smell.慢慢炖这样就能除掉那个味道Thank you. That's very useful information.谢了你的建议对我帮助不小Bye, boys.再见了孩子们"ITBOOTP""ITBOOTP"What does that stand for?这又是什么意思In the bathroom out of toilet paper!卫生间没有手纸了TMI!不用说这么具体I can't believe it, but you were right!真是不敢相信你真的说对了Mrs Dabney did it.Dabney夫人真的杀人了Wow! this is what it feels like to be right, huh?哇说对事的感觉原来是这样的啊I like it!我喜欢这感觉Too bad somebody had to die, but--真可惜有人死了不过- What are we gonna do now? - I have to tell mom and dad! - 你现在打算怎么办- 我必须得告诉爸爸妈妈They're never gonna believe you.他们不会相信你的I didn't believe you and I'm ten.我才十岁我都不肯信你Well, then we need proof.那我们要找证据了And I have to warn you, Gabe, until we get that proof,而且我必须要警告你Gabe 在我们找到证据之前Our lives may be in danger.我们生命只怕还处于危险之中I thought we turned that off.我以为我们已经把电视关了呢What'd you get for number nine?第九个题你怎么答的Switzerland.瑞士Well, that's odd since we're doing math.是吗这个答案很奇怪因为我们是在做数学- Hi. - Hi.- 嗨- 嗨Mom, what are you doing here?妈你来这儿干吗You weren't supposed to pick me up at five.才五点还不到你接我的时候啊Teddy left a message and said to come by early Teddy给我留言让我早点来Something about "chilling"?有些关于“放松”的事Yeah, that's right.是的没错Thought your mom and I could chill for a little while. 我想你妈妈和我可以一起放松一会儿Really? This is what you're doing?是吗这就是你的打算吗Yeah well, this is what we're doing,是的这就是我们的打算So if you will excuse us,如果你不介意的话- We'd like a little privacy please. - Sure. fine.- 我们两个想单独聊聊- 当然不介意你们聊吧I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.我会去厨房和你妈妈聊聊Come on over.坐这儿来Sit down next to me, girlfriend.坐我旁边闺蜜What's this all about? Is ivy in trouble?这是怎么回事啊Ivy惹麻烦了吗Oh, no.哦不是的Is she back on the chocolate?她是不是又吃巧克力上瘾了No no no, Ivy's fine.不是不是不是的Ivy没事I just wanted to spend some time with one of the cool moms. 我只是想花点时间和一位很酷的妈妈一起玩会儿- You. - Oh.- 就是你- 哦Okay.好吧I love your outfit. Where'd you get it?你喜欢你的外套你在哪儿弄的My closet.我的衣橱You are so funny. I bet you get that a lot, right?你真风趣啊我敢赌很多人都这么说你吧对吧- No. - no?- 没有- 没有吗Are we done chilling?我们放松完了吗Yes. yes, we are. Because it is time to par-tay.是的结束了现在该是派对时间了Let's get jam started.让我们舞动起来吧Yeah! come on, Miss W! Let your freak flag fly!耶来吧W女士疯狂一下Yeah!耶That's kind of loud. Could you lower that, please? 这个有点吵你能关小点儿声吗Yeah.好的A little bit more.再关小点儿A little bit more.再关小点儿Perfect.好了Uh, hey, want to do something fun?呃嘿你想玩点好玩的吗I like making these video diaries for my baby sister. 我喜欢给我妹妹拍视频日记So how about we say hi?我们一起给她打个招呼吧Hi, Charlie. it's teddy here你好Charlie 这里是TeddyWith my new friend Mrs wentz.以及我的新朋友Wentz夫人Hello.你好Let's see how we look.让我们看看效果怎么样Ooh, I'd date us. Wouldn't you?哦我都想同咱俩约会你说呢I'm married.我都结婚了Okay, that's enough of that.好吧视频到此为止吧Now, you know what? We've been doing a lot of my fun stuff. 知道吗我们一直在玩我喜欢玩的东西Tell me-- tell me about you. what do you like to do for fun? 跟我聊聊你自己吧你平时都喜欢玩些什么- I like to knit. - Ooh!- 我喜欢织毛衣- 哦That is so cool because... because... anything else?那个很酷啊因为因为你还喜欢别的什么吗- I like to read. - Oh, yeah? Me too.- 我喜欢看书- 哦是吗我也喜欢What kind of stuff do you like to read?你喜欢看什么书呢Knitting magazines针织杂志That's awesome. I mean, we have so much in common.太炫了我是说我们有这么多共同之处You know, once I start reading knitting magazines,你知道吗我一看针织杂志Which you're pulling out of your bag.就是你从你包里抽出来的这种Okay, she's gone.好了她走了Here's how this is gonna go down.计划是这样的I'm gonna jump over the fence, you hand Charlie to me. 我先跳过这个篱笆你再把Charlie递给我- And then-- - Or I could just walk through the gate- 然后- 或者我直接从这个门进来Like this.就像这样You did know there was a gate, right?你知道这儿有个门吧Yes. would I be riding on top of it if I didn't?是的我都骑在门上了怎么会不知道呢Now what?现在怎么办Now it's time to be in operation "catch a killer"...现在我们该缉拿凶手归案了While babysitting.同时得照看宝宝So, what are we looking for?那么我们要找什么Evidence, clues, a weapon.证据线索还有凶器Mr Dabney's rotting corpse would be nice.要能找到Dabney先生的尸体也不错Oh my gosh, that's horrible!哦天呐这也太可怕了- What? what do you see? - That paint color--- 什么东西你看到什么了- 那面墙的涂装颜色It's so wrong for that room!和这个房间太不融洽了- I watch a lot of design shows. - Focus!- 我看了很多设计类的节目- 集中注意力- Look. Something's moving. - Where?- 快看有东西在动- 哪里By the couch, right-- right there.沙发旁边就在那儿- It's a baby! - It's Charlie!- 是个婴儿- 是CharlieNo, it's not. charlie's right over--不怎么可能Charlie就在inside the murder house!在发生杀人案的屋子里Okay, try to stay with me now好的尽量跟上我Because we're going to get a little wild.我们要来个有点难度的了Instead of knit one, purl two,不再是平织一针反织两针We kick it up to knit one, purl three!我们提高到平织一针然后反织三针Is that even legal?那样合法吗I don't know,我不知道But I just like living dangerously!但是我喜欢在危险中生活Okay, I'm gonna go get something to drink. 好吧我去拿点饮料- Do you want anything? - Oh, not now.- 你要喝什么吗- 哦暂时不用I'm in the zone!我现在进入状态了What you doing in here?你来在这儿干吗Giving up.宣告放弃Did she suck the life out of you?她让你痛不欲生了吧Yeah, pretty much.是的差不多吧Now you see why I'm always at your house. 现在你知道我为什么老是泡在你家了吧Yeah, I'm so sorry.嗯我很抱歉I was being selfish with my mom. And在你和我妈妈的事上我太自私了And even though I think it's a little bit weird, 尽管我还是认为这有些怪异You can text her as much as you want.不过现在你想怎么给她发短信就怎么发吧I think I got a better idea.我想到了个更好的主意And then, get this,然后呢记好了If you type in a semicolon parentheses,如果你打个分号和括号- You get a-- - Winky face!- 就会出现- 眨眼的表情I have got to get a cell phone.我得去买个手机了I like it. You put our moms together我喜欢这个主意你让我们的妈妈腻在一起And they leave us alone. You are brilliant. 这样她们就不会再来烦我们了你真是天才See, this is why we're BFFs.瞧这就是为什么我们是最好的朋友I'm brilliant and you recognize it.我负责做个聪明人而你负责赏识我Now if I type "ROTF."如果我打ROTFDo I actually have to roll on the floor?那我是不是真的要在地上打滚I thought the same thing at first,我刚开始也这么想的But no.但是不用This'll get her out.这玩意儿能把她吸引出来Charlie loves things that rattle.Charlie喜欢叮当作响的东西Okay, girl. Charlie, come on.好吧Charlie 快来吧Get the keys. Get the keys!过来拿钥匙过来拿钥匙Aw, man! I dropped the keys.噢老天我把钥匙弄掉了Fantastic!这下好了Now we can't get into our house either.现在我们连自己的家都回不了了- I don't see charlie. Where'd she go? - Oh, there she is. - 我看不到Charlie了她去哪儿了- 哦她在那儿Wait, what is she putting on her head,等等她把什么戴自己头上了A dish towel?洗碗布吗Mrs Dabney's underpants!是Dabney夫人的内裤Oh!噢- Man! - Oh-ho!- 天呐- 噢Come on, we gotta get her out of there.快点我们得把她从房里弄出来Yeah, come on.嗯快来What are you doing in my yard?你们在我的院子里干嘛We're here to help you with your groceries.我们想过来帮你提东西You want to be helpful?你愿意帮忙吗I like to try new things.我喜欢尝试新鲜事物Here, let me give you a hand with that.来让我帮你提那个I can handle the groceries.这个我能自己搞定But as long as you're here,但是既然你们来了I could use your help with something inside. 你们可以进房里帮我做点别的事Inside? Perfect.进房里太好了Let me just put my groceries down.我先去把这些东西放下- Take your time. - Yeah. Yeah.- 慢慢来- 就是就是- Where's Charlie? - uh--- Charlie在哪儿呢- 呃- Look behind the curtains! - Okay.- 去窗帘后面找找- 好的- Nothing! - There she is!- 不在这儿- 她在那儿Oh, I've got you.哦我找到你了Yeah.嗯I don't want it!别扔给我Stop it!别扔了Where did that baby come from?这个宝宝哪儿来的啊Charlie? I've been holding her the whole time. Charlie吗我一直都在抱着她啊- You have? - That's sad, Mrs Dabney.- 是吗- 真是遗憾Dabney夫人They say the eyes are the first things to go.据说视力是最早开始衰退的We gotta go.我们要走了Not so fast. Put the baby down.别这么急着走把孩子放下来I need you to carry something out for me.我需要你们帮我搬点东西I want you to take this trunk out to my car.帮我把这个大衣箱搬到车里It's too heavy for me.它太重了我搬不动Why? What's in it?搬这个干什么里面装着什么呢Something I should've gotten rid of a long time ago. 一些我早就该扔掉的东西- Where are you taking it? - To the dump.- 你要运到哪儿去- 垃圾场That's where you take trash, isn't it?垃圾不就得扔到那儿去吗Trash?!垃圾Mr Dabney wasn't trash, he was a person!Dabney先生不是垃圾他是人What are you talking about?你们在说什么呢You know exactly what I am talking about.你很清楚我在说什么You bumped off your husband and stuffed him into that trunk.你谋杀了你丈夫然后把他塞进了那个箱子- Is that what you think?! - That's what we know!- 你们是这么想的吗- 我们知道正是如此What is she-- oh, watch it!她要干什么哦小心了She's kill-crazy!她成了杀人狂魔了You want to see what's in here?你想看看箱子里是什么吗Take a look.自己过来看Whoa! It's Mr Dabney!哇是Dabney先生And he's already decomposed!而且他都已经腐烂成骷髅了That's not Mr Dabney.那才不是Dabney先生That's a skeleton he used in his classroom.这是他上课用的骷髅标本He used to be a science teacher.他以前是个教自然的老师But I heard you screaming at him.可是我听到你冲她大喊大叫You called him a bad husband and then you said,你骂他是个坏丈夫然后你又说"and now you're dead!"现在你终于死了Oh! you must have heard me talking back to someone on my soaps.哦你肯定是听到我和肥皂剧里的人自言自语了Soaps?肥皂剧Soap operas... on TV...肥皂剧就是电视连续剧Like the one they should name after you two-- 比如他们就该给你们拍部电视剧叫做"the young and the clueless."“年轻无知的人”Well, if Mr Dabney isn't dead, then where is he? 好吧如果Dabney没死那他在哪儿At his mother's probably wishing he was dead. 在他那个也许希望他死掉的妈妈那儿Well, then how do you explain the smell of death 那么你怎么解释死尸的气味呢you asked my dad about?你还专门去问过我爸呢Dead possum in my dryer vent.有只死老鼠在我烘干机的管道里Well, then how do you explain--那么你怎么解释That's pretty much it, I guess.我觉得你已经解释得很明白了Just one more question--还有一个问题Do you have any cookies?你有饼干吃吗Get out.出去What are my underpants doing in the fireplace? 我的内裤在怎么会在壁炉里面Gotta go!得走了Dat-da-da-da! Here she comes!哒哒哒她来啦Coolest mom in the world! Yay.世上最酷的妈妈耶Okay, what's all this?好吧这是干什么呢Oh, just showing Charlie how much I love you. 哦就是告诉Charlie我有多爱你Oh, I love you too, sweetie.哦我也爱你宝贝And I love you too, Charlie.我也爱你CharlieOh, so mom, I've been thinking--哦妈妈我一直在想Maybe you and I should start texting.也许你我可以互相发短信I mean, you are a pretty cool mom, right?我是说你是个很酷的妈妈对吧Oh, sorry, honey. Those days are over.哦抱歉宝贝我已经不再发短信了Text thumbs.拇指发炎了Text thumbs? That's our mom--拇指发炎了不愧是我们的妈妈From cool to embarrassing just like that.这么快就从酷妈妈变成丢人的妈妈了All right. good luck, Charlie.好了祝你好运CharlieHey, guys. Better make your friend a sandwich.嘿孩子们最好去给你们的朋友做个三明治吃He's looking a little thin.他都瘦的皮包骨头了Where'd you guys get that thing?你们从哪儿弄来的那玩意儿Mrs Dabney was throwing it out.Dabney夫人准备扔掉来着Yeah, it belonged to Mr Dabney. He was a science teacher. 嗯这是Dabney先生的东西他以前是自然老师Mr dabney wasn't a science teacher. He was a music teacher. Dabney先生才不是自然老师他是音乐老师What?!什么- That means-- - This is--- 也就是说- 这个是Mr Dabney wasn't a music teacher.Dabney先生才不是音乐老师You're thinking of-- of Mr Dixon across the street.你把他和街对面的Dixon先生搞混了Oh, that's right. Mr Dabney was a science teacher.哦没错Dabney先生是当过自然老师The boys seem a little jumpy to you?你觉得孩子们是不是有点神经兮兮的啊Ah, I just got here.啊我才刚看到他们。