小屁孩日记2Dairy of a Wimpy Kid2More Lame Seventh GradersGreg: Seventh grades. Sounds a lot better than sixth graders. Rodrick: This is a Greg thing, I don’t see why I had to come?Mom: Because, Rodrick, this is a family event and like or not, you are apart of Heffley family.Dad: Yes, and that we already paid for your ticket.Host: I’d like to give you a warm welcome to Westmore, seventh graders!New year school starting!Greg: Hi, Rowley.Rowley: Greg. Oh, look at thy Alacazam, Alaca…Zoo Wee Mama.Greg: What are you doing?Rowley: It’s a magic wand. You want to see a trick?Greg: Only if the trick is to make the thing disappear. Put it in your pocket.You don’t want to give away your best tricks in public.Rowley: So, how was your summer? That sounds pretty rough. Greg: The only good thing happened was that I finally got the cold past. Rowley: Who did you give it to?Greg: The new kid: Germin Pindel.Children: Kaastic!Fregley: Hey, guys. Anyone for pizza?Rowley: Thanks, Fregley.Fregley: You know, I can’t believe people. They just get good food lyingaround. I will save that…for later.Greg: Let’s skate.Teen: Oh, dork alert.Greg: Rowley, don’t just pulling me down. Who is that?Chirag: Her name is Holly Hills. She just moved here. Greg: Whatgrade she is?Chirag: Seven. She is an All-star soccer player, has doneprofessionalmodelling and was a sixth grade class president. She moved here from Oregon because her father got a big promotion. They drive a hybrid SUV, live on the nor th side of the town…in a cul-de-sac near a park.What? I googled her. She is a picture of loveliness, isn’t she?Rowley: She is almost as pretty as my mom.Chirag: She is going to be very popular.Greg: Please, everyone, sit down. We have our seats.Holly: Excuse me.Greg: What?1Holly: I said: Excuse me. You are blocking the exit.Greg: Sorry.Holly: That’s okay.Chirag: I am Chirag Gupta and I’m single.Holly: My name is…Chirag: We know exactly who you are. Holly Hills of 432 Embury Lane.G reg: No, we do not know you are. We’ve no idea who you are.Holly: Ok, well, I think I’m gonna go skating now.Chirag: Please congratulate your father on his promotion for me…Greg: “We know exactly who you are?” You trying to scare her?Chirag: Doesn’t really matter. A girl like that is out of your league anyway,Greg.Greg: She’s new. She is not anyone’s league yet. She does not know thesocial packing were. If there is ever a time for me to make a move, it’snow.Rodrick: Hey, Greg, you break a leg or something, so we can leave. Thatwill never happen. Not a chance. There is no way that girl will ever talkto you.Greg: Oh, yeah, well, I just talked her and we probably staking later. Rodrick: Really? Ok. See that clock? They play slow song at the top of everyhour for couple skate. If you are so confident…ask her to skate.Greg: Maybe I will.Rodrick: What’re you waiting for, fool wimp? You the man.Greg: Look, we can get out to Holly, and be standing right next to her whenthe clock changes. Then I can ask her to skate and she will have to sayyes.Rowley: I don’t know about that.Mom: Oh, honey, hi. Remember when we were young like this, when we used to dance, go to parties, things like this?Greg: I’m going in. Cover me.Host: All rockers and handcore skaters off the rink. Unless you’re lookingfor love. It’s time for couple skate.Greg: I’m making my move.DJ: Stop. Enough of that, totally. Who is ready to rock? Holly: Come on. Let’s get out of here.Rowley: What can we do?Greg: Stay calm. All we can do is just staying here. Rowley, hang on. Mom: Greg Heffley, this is your mother. Everything is going to be ok. Staywhere you are and your father is going to come rescue you. I repect.Everything is going to be ok. Ok, here he comes. Here he comes. Heison his way.Greg: Dad. I know, I know.Mom: Ok. Everyone, go back to skate.Greg: You are all right?2Rodrick: Hey Romeo, how did you go with the new girl?A girl: You ruined my birthday. You jerk.Greg: Owe! That hurts.Let me start by saying that having a brother is really overrated. Rowley always says he wishes he had a brother. What do I wish I couldget him one of mine. I’ve looked into it, and unfortunately it is not legal. I mean Manny has been telling on me ever since he was able to speak. Manny: Buddy did it. Buddy did it. Bubby did it.Mom: Greg!And Rodrick is the king of laziness. Except when he comes totorturing me. My mum has started running an advice column for the local paper. She wrote an article last week about how your brothers will always be there for you. Well, that’s exactly what I’m afraid of.Manny: Hey, buddy.Greg: Gotta go, mom.Rodrick: Later, mom.Dad: See you, honey.Mom: Wait. Wait. Hold on a second. I need a moment for a family meeting.Now your father and I have been talking. Things between two of you had really got out of handRodrick: Can I just say…Mom: You may not realize it now…but having a brother is one of the mostimportant relationships of your life. I mean one day you can be uncleGreg and uncle Rodrick to each other’s kids. That is important. So youneed to get to know each other.Greg and Rodrick: What?Mom: You need to spend more time together.Rodrick: What?Mom: That’s why I come up with a new program…that’s going to rewardyou for spending time together. I’m calling it: Mum Bucks.Rodrick: You paying us with fake money?Mom: Yes. For every hour you spend together…without fighting, forexample, let’s say…you give Greg a drum lesson, you each earn a mumbuck. You can then trade it for a one real dollar. So to start you off, I’mgiving you each five mun bucks. Now if you’re smart, you will save upyour mum bucks.Rodrick: Can I cash out now?Mom: Well, Rodrick, if you say…Rodrick: But can I cash out?Mom: Yes, but…Rodrick: I want to cash out.Mom: Frank?Dad: I know.Mom: Ok. Yes, you can. We should get going, because you don’t want to be3late for school, right? Let’s go. Ok. All right.Rodrick: This mum bucks thing is a goldmine. Better not ruin it for me.Most kids hate it when summer ends but I have to say…right now school starting is pretty good.Patty: Welcome back. Welcome back.Rowley: It’s nice not to be the new kids this year. Greg: I know,look at the tiny sixth-graders. Chirag: I’m so glad that’s not me this year.A student: Just little higher.Rowley: Oh, Greg, look who’s in our class.This was my chance. If I can sit next to Holly…I’d have the whole year to show her how great I am.Patty: No way, Greg Heffley. This is my s eat. Greg: No, it’s not. I was here first. It’s mine. Let go.Patty: You know I’m stronger than you. Greg Heffley. Don’t let me beat youup again.Greg: Let’s get it straight. I was sick and there was something inmy eye.Mr.Draybrick: I never had students so eager to start the school year.What’s going on?Greg and Patty: This is my seat.Mr.Draybrick: Ok, let’s start again. What are your names? Patty:Patty Farrell two Rs, two Ls.Greg: Greg Heffley.Mr.Draybrick: Greg Heffley. Would you be related to Rodrick Heffley?I’vegot my eye on you, Heffley.There is no way to escape.Greg: It’s unbelievable. Even at school, Rodrick can ruin my life. Rowley: Xu, he might hear you.Greg: No, watch.Rowley: Holy cow?Greg: He once slept through an entire day.Reporter: Do you have an amazing talent that you’d like to share? TodayPlainview city councillors announced a brand-new local contest:Plainview’s Most Talented.Rowley: Hey, Greg, maybe we can…Rodrick: Can’t you shout, head cheese.Television: Westmore is absolutely pack to the roof. The top prizeis,1000and of course the admiration of your friends and neighbours. Rodrick: This is huge. I have to call the band. We gonna to practice. This is going to be a big break.Mom: Wait a second. Aren’t you forgetting something?Rodrick: What? I showered yesterday. Smell.4Mom: Ok, ok, ok. We agreed that you give a drum lesson to Greg. Greg: You were serious?Mom: Who knows? If you guys really like it and maybe we can form a family band.Rod rick says he’s a professional musician, but…as far as I know, the onlymoney he made was when dad digged five boki to stop him playing. Greg: When can we play the real drums?Rodrick: Like I’d ever let you touch them. Watch and learn.Rowley: Hey, I was thinking we should enter the talent show. I can do mymagic act and you could be my assistant.Greg: Assistant? No way. Doing magic tricks is bad enough. Assisting theguy doing the tricks…I never make it the eight grade.Greg: What?Rowley: Hey, a cookie.Greg: Manny, what have you done?Manny: I’m only three.Mom: What’s going on? What did you do to him?Greg: Nothing, he ruined my video game.Mom: He doesn’t do nothing on purpose. Did you, honey?Manny: No. I didn’t.Mom: No, he didn’t. He i s only three.Manny: I’m only three.Mom: Ok, let’s go, sweetie. Want another cookie?It’s so unfair. I have Rodrick making my life miserable on one side…Mannyattacking me from the other. And I am the only one who seemed to be blamed by anything. Wondering how would it be to have a family thatreally loves me?A woman: Little boy…We are a very rich couple with no children with somuch love to share. Don’t you want to be a part of our family?A man: Finally! Someone I can leave my billions to.Greg: India? Why would you go there?Rowley: India is fascinating. It is the jewel of Southeast Asia. Chirag: My father has business to take care of. So he is taking the wholefamily.Fregley: Can you bring back a cobra, I will take it to dance? Malone: Wake up. What are you guys doing over there? Get the ball! Get the ball! Oh, kick it.Student: Kick it!Malone: Patty Farrell. You are the man! Nice run, Heffley, you just have towork on the direction.Rowley: Wow, Holly Hills is better than Price and he is an All-Star. Chirag: Well, I’m sure soccer skills will leave a great impression on her. Go5straight for it.Greg: Ill see. When you come back from India, she will be hanging out withme.Chirag: I would love it to be true, Greg. It will provide hope for us smallerboys everywhere. But girls like that don’t hang out with guys like us.Rowley: So listen, you are not going to be worried about be in my magicalshow anymore. I got Scottie from my karate class to be my assistant. Greg: Scottie, isn’t he like eight?Rowley: He will be eight.Rodrick: Get in.Greg: Why? What are you doing here?Rodrick: Mum said she would pay me money if I would drive you home from school.Greg: We’d rather walk.Rodrick: Get in! Now!Greg: Where are the seats?Rodrick: I need the room for my new equipment.Greg: How did you achieve the money for that?Rodrick: You know…mum bucks.Greg: There is no way. He only earn, like five…Rodrick: We need to figure out a song to play for the talent contest. Rodrick’s friend: Easy, there was Diper.Rodrick: A ballad? Really do? We get a list of men on the seats. Rodrick’s friend: I got it.Rodrick and Rodrick’s friend: Exploding Diper!Greg: Slow down.This mum bucks thing isn’t working out. Now Rodrick can get paidfor beating me up.Greg: Mom, why are you writing about me again? It’s embarrassing.Mom: Teaching your child the important of honesty.Greg: It’s embarrassing.Mom: What? You know how important honesty is to me. And Rowley, good news. I called your mom. And she gives her permission for you tocometo Rock Rapids next weekend.Greg: Two days on the biggest water slides in the world. It’s gonna begreat.Rowley: Thank you, Mrs.Heffley, but I think I like to stay home and practice my magic act. I just want perfect my art.Greg: Come on. Let’s go upstairs. Mom, can I use your computer for homework?Mom: For homework, right?Greg: Yeah, definitely. Homework only.Manny: I’m sorry, buddy.6Greg: What is this?Mom: It’s a gift from Manny. He ma de it for you because he wants to say hewas sorry for breaking your video game. Is not that cute? Greg: It looks dangerous. What if I sat on that?Mom: Greg, what are you doing? Tell Manny you love this gift.Greg: You’re so lucky, don’t have any broth ers.Rowley: You’re kind like my brother. And shouldn’t we be lookingup thingsfor your 100 years ago assignment?Greg: She looks like she was 100 years old.Rowley: I hope she is ok. She sounds pretty hurt.Greg: Are you kidding me? She is famous an d I heard she’s a millionaire. Iwould love to be her. You do know she was faking it? Rowley: Really?Greg: Of course. Anyone can be an internet sensation. We could. Rowley: I’m listening.Greg: You just have to work with what you have got. Ok. Three, two, one.Fall. It looks fake. It has to look real.Rowley: But how do I fake it if I’m actually falling back?Greg: Maybe you need a costume so people notice you. Oh, wear thisonyour head. Now do it again.Rowley: Why can’t you be the one who falls backwards on chair? Greg: Because I’m not the one wearing the underwear on my head. Rowley: WhenI broke my arm, that didn’t fell good actually…Greg: I can’t believe that you sat on the tinfoil ball. We gonna be rich. Mom: Ok, Rowley, hold still. Wait. My computer was supposed to be forhomework only. You lied to me and you know how I feel about that. Greg: Mom, from now on, I will be 100 percent honest.Well, that lasted about a week. Mom didn’t appreciate the complete honest version of me.Heffleys: Happy birthday, grandpa.Grandpa: Next year I want a chocolate cake.Greg: That is if you are alive next year.Mom: Greg.Greg: Honest, mom. Mom, that is Mrs.Gillman from the PGA. Mom: Tell her I’m not here.Greg: That would be lying, and…I don’t do that anymore. I’m sorry, Mrs.Gillman but my mom isn’t in the house right now.On weekends I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.Manny: Poop.Mom: Greg, that looks like a candy bar,7Greg: Manny!Mom: Frank, you gonna to do something.Dad: Yes.Greg: Dad, stop it.Dad: Almost done. Let me see. You are fine. Can’t even tell.Greg: I’m not going in with the poop smear on my pants.Mom: You can’t skip church.Greg: No, I’m going in like thi s.Mom: Fine.Dad: What are you doing? Go.Priest: Please be seated. Let me say just how gratifying to see so manysmiling faces here today. Others…Dad: Ok, come on, Greg.Greg: Everyone will see the sweater.Dad: People are looking. Ok. So, come o n. Let’s go.A girl: Poop! He has pooped his pants!Greg: No, it’s not what it looks like. It isn’t. it’s chocolate. Chocolate. See?Mom: What did I said about being civil to one another? That’s all I asked ofyou. You have ruined a big time. Never been more embarrassed.Everyone we know was there. I have no idea how can I write my column this week. I feel like complete blocked. These have brought I onyourselves. You can kiss Rockin Rapids goodbye. You two will stayhereall wenkend and work out yo ur differences. And if you don’t, I will. Andtrust me, you do not want any part of that. Do you understand? Greg and Rodrick: Yes. Yes. Yes.Mom: Let’s go.Dad: And don’t have anybody come over this weekend. Got it? Rodrick: Party at my place.Greg: Snacks in the bowls, ice in the freezer, cups on the table. Your partybetter be good.Rodrick: Our party, little bro. Wait. We need chairs from the basement. Greg: For what?Rodrick: In case we want to play musical chairs.Greg: I have not play musical chairs since the second grade. Rodrick: Well. It comes back when you hit high school. Wait, you get the chairs. I don’t want anyone to be disappointed, right?Greg: Ok.Greg: Rodrick. Help, the door is closed.Rodrick: Yes, and it’s staying closed. I don’t want middleschooller ruin myparty.Greg: What? I thought it was our party?Rodrick: It’s my party. Now keep quiet, or I will turn on the dryer. Greg: Rodrick!8Rowley: And that’s magic. Jefferson residence. Rowley speaking. Greg: Rowley, I need your help. Now.Rowley: Holy Pepperoni.Greg: Get inside, open the door, let me out. Yes, you did it. Rodrick: It’s really nice try, buddy. But what ever you thought (I)alreadythinked it. When our band is huge, we will have parties every night.But the we backstage parties.Rodrick’s friend: So we will get to go the backstage. Rodrick: You! Don’t touch that phone. Music stop. Everyone freeze. Freeze.Anyone makes a sound, the party is over. And I’m a dead man. So, xu.Damn! Quiet. Man. Back. Hello.Mom: Rodrick, It’s mom. Is everything okay? It took a long for youtoanswer.Rodrick: Yes, everything is fine. I was just washing dishes. Mom: Ok, honey, I just wanted to check and to say I love you…and I’m sorry I was so hash early.Rodrick: No problem. Bye.Mom: Now let me say goodnight to Greg.Rodrick: Greg. Oh, oh. He can’t. He is asleep. I don’t want towake him.Greg: No, not really, I’m right here. Hi, mom. Hi, Rodrick.Mom: Hi, sweetie, is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early? Greg: Well, actually I wasn’t sleeping. I’m down in the basement.Rodrick: The basement. What the heck are you doing down there? Would not you rather be here with me?Greg: Yes, I would, Rodrick. Why don’t you come down and get me?Now! Mom: I think they are trying to get along.Dad: That’s good.Rodrick: Ok, everything is good here right, Greg? Greg: Yeah, mom, and I have your number if I need you. Mom: Ok, sweetie, see you tomorrow. Good night.Rodrick: Listen up…if you do anything that embarrasses me…anything! Atall, I will…Greg: You will what?Rodrick: Just stay out of my way. Nerds.Rowley: I think we should go upstairs.Greg: Are you kidding me? We might not go to another high schoolpartyfor another five years. We even have an opportunity here to seethingsthat no other kid in our grade has ever seen before. Rowley: Like what?Greg: Teenage things. Just follow my lead and we’ll be fine.Rowley: That was a closed one.Greg: I didn’t know you could get up there?Rodrick: You should hear my band. We play so loud that actually make people’s ears bleed. I mean: not really.9Rowley: I think your brother likes her.The girl: I have to go, find my friend.Rodrick: Yeah, yeah, I know.Rodrick: Reminder! You can’t call if you’re dead.Rodrick’s friend: This party is high. Look, the girls are into it. They wannadance. If you do not ask them to dance, they can leave and you just bethe guy held a party without girls. Go ask the girls to dance. Rodrick: You ask them.Rodrick’s frien d: No, man, you go, ask the girls to dance. Rodrick: You almost did it. I’ve seen you dance.Rowley: Did anybody say dance? Break and dance! Greg: Rowley, no. Don’t.Rodrick: He is dead.Rodrick’s friend: No, man. You can’t. That will make the girlsfre ak out. Greg: I won’t call mom if you kill me…Rowley: Conga!Rodrick: What is he doing?Rodrick’s friend: Who cares? I’m going to dance next to Rachel.Greg: This is great.Rowley: I know. I wish my mom was here. Your parents are so coolthisparty is here.Greg: Yes, really cool. They can never know.Phone: Hi, you reach the Heffley residence. Please leave a message. Mom: Hey, guys. Manny is sick, so we’re on our way home. See you in an hour.Greg: You are in so much trouble.Rodrick: Me? You lied as much as I did to mom. And you know how she feels about lying. She can kill both of us.Greg: You do the living room, I will start the kitchen. Go! Rodrick: Go! The front yard.Greg: Looks good.Rodrick: Too good. Now the kitchen.Greg: Maybe we can paint over it?Rodrick: I do not know how to make paint.Greg: I got it.Rodrick: See, it’s a good thing I locked you down. Let’s go.Greg: We can’t make it.Rodrick: We can make it. See, told you, Greg.Greg: Rodrick. The bathroom door, the door has a lock on it. The old onehas a lock on it. That’s doesn’t. We are dead when they find out…Mom: Greg.Dad: Hi, guys.Greg: Hey, mom. Dad.10Rodrick: How’s Manny? He is feeling better? Poor little guy.Dad: Yeah, he is doing ok.Mom: Wow, the house looks pretty good. I was expecting a real mess. Wholet a cookie on the carpet?Dad: So who came over this weekend?Rodrick: What? Nobody. You said nobody. Dad. No, means no, right? Dad: Good boy. So you guys just hanged out, had a good time together? Rodrick: Yeah. Actually. You know, I never thought to admit this, but we had a pretty great time together.Mom: Really?Greg: Yeah. Surprised me, too.Mom: So you just worked it out by yourselves?Rodrick: Yeah, I guess. I don’t know, mum. Do m ake big deal aboutit,please.Mom: Ok, ok. But nothing, nothing makes me happier than to see you twobeing friends, right Frank?Dad: Yeah.Mom: Ok. Let’s go upstairs. Time for a nap.Dad: What! You guys got some you wanna tell me?Rodrick: No.Dad: What was General Grant doing on the thermostat?Rodrick: I have no idea.Dad: No idea? No idea, huh? These, these off limit. No touch. They are nottoys, they are fediurants!Rodrick: We get to keep them away from the bathroom.Greg: For the next ten years?Rodrick: Listen to me. No matter what they ask you and no matter how hard they push…deny, deny, deny, even if they figure it out. Never, everadmit anything. Deny, deny, deny. Got it?Greg: Got it. Deny, deny, deny.Rowley: Sounds to me, lik e lie, lie, lie. I wish you haven’t told me.Greg: Don’t you understand? Rodrick isn’t beating me up anymore.Rowley: How could they not notice that the lock is gone? Greg: Please, they are like forty. They can barely remember our names. Chirag: Hi, Greg, I’ve returned from halfway around the world. And I can see that you even didn’t get closer to Holly Hills. I think your elderbrother was right about you. You have no game.You know what, I’d like Chirag a lot better when he was in India. Greg: Man, I shall miss Chirag. When would he come back? It’s almost I can feel his presence.Chirag: What are you talking about? Here I am.Greg: Did you just hear something? No, nothing. Well, better go to class.Chirag would have wanted that way.11Chirag: You may be able to dominateme physically, Greg Heffley, but mentally I am the more muscular.It is official on.Greg: Hi, Rowley.Rowley: Hey.Rodrick: Does he know about the D-O-R-E? The door.Greg: Yes, don’t worry. I already told him, deny, deny, d eny.Dad: Hi, Rowley, what you do? Was there a lock on this door? I must losemy marbles.Rowley: I can’t take this pressure. I’m leaving.Mom: Ok, everyone. Dinner time.Rodrick: Actually, mom, I have to skip dinner.Mom: Why?Rodrick: I have got the most important meeting in my life tonight. Dad: Did you say you have a meeting? Like, for like a job? Rodrick: Kind of. I’m meeting with the best guitar player of Plainview. And he is in between bands. And if I get him in Loded Diper, thenwinningthe talent show is a lock. I mean, you will like him, dad. He is a realprofessional like you.Mom: Be supportive.Rodrick: That’s him. I’ll get that.Bill: Oh, man. I barely made it here. Your address has so many numbers. Rodrick: Ok, Bill, I think we sh ould…Bill: Well. Do I smell pork roast?Bill Walter is most likely to be a rock star when he was in high school. But that hasn’t really work out.Rodrick: We really should go.Dad: Sit. So, Bill, Rodrick tells me that you are a professional musician, sothat means you earn enough to make a living?Bill: Oh, yeah. Well enough if you live in your parents’ basement. Myparents are really supportive. Respect your parents, boys. Rowley: Hey, that’s what Joshie says.Dad: Doesn’t sound like a cakewalk.Bill: No.Dad: Don’t you tell Rodrick, give him a picture of how challenging it canreally be.Bill: No, it’s really hard. First of all, there is no home cooked meals likethis.Dad: What? Really?Bill: Yeah. No, on the road, it’s all burgers, fries and pizzas. And then yougonna deal with the fans. Especially the girls. No, it’s, it’s definitely notfor everyone. But if you like rocking deep into night and party in theheart all day…then that might be the life for you.12Rodrick: It’s definitel y for me.Greg: It does sound fun. But what if you don’t play musical instrument?Bill: Loded Diper always need lodeds.Rodrick: So, you joining the band?Bill: Yeah, brother. I’m in. Let’s rock.Rowley: I think I might brought too much stuffs. Greg: Let’s just see how many views our video has got. Must gonna bethousands. Maybe millions. Four? We only got four browsers? Rowley: Greg, I can’t lie to your parents about the party. I never lie. Joshie says lie hurts everyone.Mom: Guess who wants to join the big boys sleepover? Manny: Manny. Manny.Greg: Mom, no, he will ruin it.Mom: He just wanted to come and say hello to Rowley. And Rowley’s mother brought over some healthy snacks and a DVD that she thought was appropriate. Enjoy your candy bars. Boys.Greg: Andy’s Magic Cushion. Let’s start with that. Or should we watch TheFoot?Rowley: What if she comes back in and asks about the party? Greg: You needs relax. How about some healthy snacks? Actress: We shouldn’t be here, just can’t let ourselves into stranger’s home.Actor: The place is empty. Nobody’s gonna mind. Hooh. Look at his face. Actress: What happened to his foot? It sounded like someone was hoping. Actor: I’m telling you it’s nothing. It’s just your imagination. Did you kickme?Actress: You know, you really need to cut your toenails. Actor: What did you say?Rowley: Turn it off. Turn it off.Greg: Ok, because you’re scared. Just go to sleep.Rowley: I wish we watched Andy’s Magic Cushion.Mom: I love this movie, Frank. Don’t y ou just love this movie?Dad: He picks the housekeeper over the supermodel? Mom: I know.Rowley: Ah! It is coming! The foot is coming! Ah!Mom: Greg, is there something you want to say to Rowley and his father? Greg: I’m sorry for choosing an inappropri ate movie for the sleepover. Atleast nobody got hurt this time.Rowley: I am little bird. I’m a little bird. My knee broke.Greg: What?Manny: Mommy. Look.13Mom: Mommy is looking. Mommy is looking a thousand times. Mommyjust needs to go to the potty for one minute.Greg: Oh. No. No. No.Mom: What the heck? Where is the lock? Weird.Mom: Rodrick, could you come here, please? What happened to the lock? Rodrick: I don’t know what you are talking about?Mom: There was a lock on this door.Rodric k: I don’t think so.Mom: Rodrick, I have lived in this house for ten years and I’ve locked thatdoor ten thousands times, because sometimes it’s my only moment for privacy of the day. And there was a lock on the door. Rodrick: There wasn’t. Trust me. G reg has walked in on me like a million times…and if there was a lock, I would use it. In fact, maybe you shouldput one on.Mom: So that’s your story? There was never a lock and you have no ideawhat I’m talking about?Rodrick: Yes.Mom: Fine. I will just go to your brother and ask the same thing. Greg, twowords: bathroom! Door!Greg: It was Rodrick. He held a party. Some one ruined the door, so we hadto change it.Mom: I knew it. I knew it.Greg: No, mom, I was exaggerating a little bit. It wa sn’t a party. It was。