神偷奶爸露西：Look，I probably shouldn’t be saying this,but…your work as a vill ain, was kind of ,amazing.So if you want to go back to doing something awesome…Give us call 格鲁：Hey, I told you guys to go to bed.玛戈：Oh,Sorry.伊迪丝：So,when are you going on your date?格鲁：What?伊迪丝：Remember? Ms. Jillian said that she was arranging a date for you?格鲁Yeah, w ell she’s a nutjo b and I’m not going any date.伊迪丝：Why not?Are you scared?Lisa:Hey, Did you guys see the moon landing onTV?路人甲:Can you believe it? It’s so coo l !Lisa:You know what.?( 格鲁：Excuse me, Lisa…)I’m t alked to allenthe other day.路人甲：No wayLisa: He is so cute.格鲁：Hey, Lisa,I was wondering…路人乙：Phew,Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa!(众人：Phew!)Lisa’s got “Gru ties”!格鲁：Scared? Of what?Women?No!That’s bonkers! I just, I’ve no interest in going on a date,that’s all! Case closed! I’m not scared of women or dates.L et’s go to bed.Good night Edith.Good night Margo.Whoa,wow wow wow…Hold your horses.Who are you texting?玛戈：No one, just my friend Avery.格鲁：Avery,Er,Avery?Is that a girl’ name or a boy’s name?玛戈：Dose it matter?格鲁：No! No, ,it doesn’t matter.Unless it’s a boy!艾格尼丝：I know what makes you a boy.格鲁：Uhh,you do?艾格尼丝：Your bald head.格鲁：Oh,yes!艾格尼丝：It’s really smooth.Sometimes I stared at it and imagine a little chick popping out.格鲁：Good ninghtAgnes.Never get older.格鲁：Hey, Tim,nice haircut!Tommy, hang in there ,baby!It is almost Friday!So,h ow’s today’s batch, Dr. Nefario?纳法里奥博士：I developed a new formula, which allowed me to get every own kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.格鲁：Oh,oh That is good.Love the favor of…Er,Er…纳法里奥博士：It’s awful it?格鲁：No, No. Oh,we are making great process!Here , try some .Ok,just because everybody hates it, doesn’t mean it’s not good.纳法里奥博士：Listen, Gru. There’s something I ‘ve been mea ning to talk to you about for some time.格鲁：What? What’s wrong?纳法里奥博士：I miss being evil. Sinning against God,large scale crimes is what I live for. Imean, don’t you think there’s more around you than jelly?格鲁：Well, I’m also considering a line of jams.纳法里奥博士：Em, the thing is ,Gru, I’venow been recruited elsewhere.格鲁：Dr.Navario! Come on,you are kidding, right?纳法里奥博士：It ie a great opportunity for me. Vacant Lab, more evil, more censor.格鲁：Very well. Let us give you, the proper set-off. Minions!The highest honor awarded, to Doctor Navario, for your yearsof service, the 21 Fart Gun Salute!纳法里奥博士：I counted 22.Farewell, my friends!This thing take a while. Go back your business. I miss you already.艾格尼丝：Are you sure we should be doing this ?玛戈：Yes, it’s for his own good. Okay, we need to choose a picture.艾格尼丝：No. Scary, Weird.(众人：啊)What is that?格鲁：Good moring , girls , I have an announcement to make玛戈：Hey ,What celebrity do you look like?格鲁：Yeah ,Bruce Willis.玛戈：Hmmm ,No.艾格尼丝：Humpty Dumpty!伊迪丝：Oooh, Gollum!(众人笑)格鲁：Okay , what are you dong ?艾格尼丝：We’re setting you offfor online dating .格鲁：Oh, Okay…What ?! No,no,no,no, no,no伊迪丝：Oh, Come on ! It’s fun !玛戈：And it’s your time for you to get out there.格鲁：No, stop.No one’s ever getting out there!E ver ! Okay… Now, for the announcement. I have accepted a new job!玛戈：Wow, really?格鲁：Yes, I have beenrecruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world !伊迪丝：You ‘regonna be a spy?格鲁：That’s right, babies !Gru’s back in the game with gadgets ,and weapons and cool car! Oh !dear !伊迪丝：Awesome !艾格尼丝：Are you really gonna save the world ?格鲁：Yes, Yes , I am.格鲁：”Bake My Day”?Alright! Here is the cupcake recipe I got off the tinternet.And don’t go n uts with the sprinkles!露西：W asn’t expecting that !Or was I ?Oh, you,you got , you got Umm…Umm…a little…Here , I’ll get it . Uhmm, i t’s just spreading .格鲁：Alright , alright. I got this , just...Stop it !露西：Oh , I’ll let you get it .格鲁：W hat you just saw there was a little something new . I’ve been working on. It’s a combination of Jujitsu, Krav maga, Aztec warfare, and Krumping.格鲁：Okay, that’s weird. Why are you here ?露西：On assignment for Silas. I’m your new partner ! yeah !格鲁：What ? No ! no” YEAH “!Ramsbottom didn’t say anything about a partner.露西：Well , seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you . But not me ! I stepped up . And I’m new ,so I gonna have to do whatthey tell me anyway .You know this guy ?格鲁：Yes , he’s one of my minions .露西：Ohh…I’m sorry, I should have known . You’re free to go .格鲁：Earth to Dave .You can leave now .So, What do we got ? Who’s on the list ? Fire them at me.露西：First suspect, The of Bloom and Top .Proprietor of Mum’s the World floral shop.格鲁：No , not her露西：Okay. moving on . Chuck Kenney , owner of “Stuff A Bear” .格鲁：I don’t think so对面餐厅店主：Hello ,Buenos Dias, my friends . I’m Eduardo Perez , I own a Mexican restaurant , across the road . Now , open for breakfast .And you are ?格鲁：Gru! A nd this is Lucy and we’re closed .对面餐厅店主：This is just gonna take a moment . I’m joining a big secret for my party . And I’m going to leave 200 of the your best cupcakes . And they gonna be ready with the Mexican flag . It looks something like this . What do you think?格鲁：Look away !(露西：wu,wu)对面餐厅店主：Anyway , I got to go . It’s all setted . I’m gonna pick them up next week . Have a god day and come by if you get a chance ,Ok? And Welcome to the Mall’s fa mily .格鲁：El Macho!露西：What?格鲁：This couldn’t be!露西：What…what couldn’t be?格鲁：That guy, looks exactly like a villain named “El Macho”,from about 20 years ago. He was ruthless .He was dangerous. And as the name implies, Xery macho! He had a reputation of pulling a heist, using only his bare hands! Ah, but sadly, like all thegreats, El Macho was gone , too soon. He died in the most macho way possible. Riding a shark, with 250 poudsbynamites strapped to his chest, into the mouth, of an active volcano! It was glorious!露西：Yeah, ounds like El Macho’s pretty dead?格鲁：They never found the body.Oh, no.All that was ever retrieved, was a pile, of singed chest hair. That face! It has got to be El Macho.露西：So what do you say, you and I break into his restaurant. Tonight.格鲁：Yes ,that’s good.Because I’m telling you if any body in this place has the PX-41 serum,It’s him!格鲁：Alright, alright,Homework done, pyjamason ,teeth brushed, time for bed.玛戈：What’s the big hurry?格鲁：I just, Ihave a lot of work to do伊迪丝：Work? What kind of work?格鲁：Very important business. So hugs, kisses. Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed hug…Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah…艾格尼丝：But you said you’d help me practice my part for the mother’s day show.格鲁：Fine, fine. Let me hear it, quickly.艾格尼丝：”She kisses my boo-boos”She braids my hair. My mother is bryond compare. We love you , mothers everywhere.”格鲁：Wow, that was ,something else! I really like the way you smiled at the end. Let’try this one more time,but a tinsy-bit less like a zombie.Okay?艾格尼丝：Okay,”She kisses my boo-boos”She braids my hair…”格鲁：Perfect! Time to go.艾格尼丝：I don’t think I should do this.格鲁：Wha…what do you mean? Why not?艾格尼丝：I don’t even have a mom.格鲁：Well, you don’t need one to do the show. I mean, you did the Veterans Day pageant. You haven’t been in combat.艾格尼丝：This is different.格鲁：Okay,well,then, maybe you can just use your imagination艾格尼丝：You mean, I pretend Ihave a mom?格鲁：Yes.Right? You can do that , can’t you?艾格尼丝：Yaeh! I do that all the time.Thanks, Gru!格鲁：Okay, No, hey…Please…Kevin, Jerry, watch the girls for me,ok? Dave ,Stewart, come this way, with me , Come on!Come on!。