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人物：李总——财务总监
刘英俊——男
刀朗——男
唐生——男
郭郭——财务人员
赵静芷——财务人员
白淑珍——财务人员
刘姐——婚介公司经理
场景：公司员工宿舍
音乐起，艾薇儿《女朋友》。

李总：（唱）
hey,hey,you,you,idon'tlikeyourgirlfriend
noway,noway,ithinkyouneedanewone
hey,hey,you,you,icouldbeyourgirlfriend
hey,hey,you,you,iknowthatyoulikeme
noway,noway,youknowit'snotasecret
hey,hey,you,you,iwanttobeyourgirlfriend
you'resofine,iwantyoumine,you'resodelicious ithinkaboutyouallthetime,you'resoaddictive
don'tyouknowwhaticandotomakeyoufeelalright? alright,alright,alright
don'tpretend,ithinkyouknowi'mprecious andsoyeah,i'mahey,heyprincess icantellyoulikemetooandyouknowi'mright
i'mright,i'mright,i'mright
she'slikesowhatever youcoulddosomuchbetter ithinkweshouldgettogethernow
andthat'swhateverybody?stalkingabout
hey,hey,you,you,idon'tlikeyourgirlfriend noway,noway,ithinkyouneedanewone
hey,hey,you,you,icouldbeyourgirlfriend
hey,hey,you,you,iknowthatyoulikeme noway,noway,youknowit?snotasecret
hey,hey,you,you,iwanttobeyourgirlfriend
icanseetheway,iseethewayyoulookatme andevenwhenyoulookawayiknowyouthinkofme
iknowyoutalkaboutmeallthetimeagainandagain andagainandagainandagain
socomeoverhereandtellmewhatiwannahear betteryet,makeyourgirlfrienddisappear
idon'twannahearyousayhernameeveragain andagainandagainandagain
?causeshe'slikesowhatever andshecoulddosomuchbetter ithinkweshouldgettogethernow
andthat'swhateverybody'stalkingabout
hey,hey,you,you,idon'tlikeyourgirlfriend noway,noway,ithinkyouneedanewone
hey,hey,you,you,icouldbeyourgirlfriend。