101. The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pi, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Central Park: 中央公园，坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心-Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!guy: 男人，家伙work with: 与….共事没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！-Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!gotta=have got to: 必须少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！-Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?hump: 驼背hairpiece: 假发打住，Joey，嘴下留德。
他驼背？既驼背又带假发？-Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?chalk: 粉笔慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯，凝视bemuse: 发呆-Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!go through: 经历我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。
-Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.relax: 放松date: 约会have sex: 发生性行为各位别急，这不算约会。
我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且没做爱。
-Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.sound like: 听起来听起来好像是说我的约会。
[Time Lapse]lapse: 飞逝-Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.alright: 好吧cafeteria: 食堂realize: 意识totally: 完全naked: 裸体的，无装饰的记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。
-All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.dream: 梦我做过那样的梦。
-Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.look down: 低头看我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。
-Joey: Instead of...?而不是……？-Chandler: That's right.没错。
-Joey: Never had that dream.我没做过那样的梦-Phoebe: No.没有。
-Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.all of a sudden: 突然那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。
-Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!他们以前不看你吗？！-Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!figure: 认为，领会到turn out: 结果是weird: 怪异的终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]enter: 进来-Ross: (mortified) Hi.motified: 受辱的，羞愧的嗨。
-Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.wanna=want to 仅用口语这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。
-Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?sweetie: [口语]心爱者，爱人，恋人，情人；亲爱的人你还好吧？-Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...reach: 到达，伸出throat: 喉咙grab: 抓取,抢去intestine: 肠pull out of: 把……从…….拉出来mouth: 嘴tie: 系around: 周围neck: 脖子，颈我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖子上……【《大话西游》里面一开始孙猴子发狠就是这样子讲的，不知道是谁抄袭谁，这里Ross用来形容妻子Carol是Lesbian并同他离婚后的心情。
】-Chandler: Cookie?饼干？-Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.explain: 解释stuff: 东西Carol今天把她的东西搬走了。
-Joey: Ohh.哦-Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.我帮你泡杯咖啡-Ross: Thanks.谢谢-Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)pluck: 摘，拉，拔哦…-Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?cleanse: 使...清洁，净化,使...纯洁aura: 气味，气息【然后当Ross坐下来之后，旁边的Phoebe想帮Ross除下晦气（Phoebe就是这么的相信神鬼之说），Ross说到“Stop cleansing my aura”。
这句话中aura这个词是指的头顶上的光环，就像天使头上顶的那个甜麦圈】不要……别清理我的灵气。
可是……别碰我的灵气就是了。
-Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!murky: 晦气的，黑暗的【Murky这个词字典里面是黑暗的、阴暗的意思，这个地方可以理解为晦气、倒霉，这个是句很实用的用法】好吧，保持晦气！-Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。
-Monica: No you don't.不，你不会的。
-Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!hell: 地狱我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！-Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...lesbian: 同性恋的女性而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。
-Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?fixate: 使固定【Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 这句话很实用，意思是为什么你们总是提起那件事呢？因为Joey又提到了Ross妻子Carol是lesbian的事儿，Ross非常恼火，于是冒出这样一句，我们平常生活中也可以用一下】没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。
-Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? stare at: 盯着看loud: 大声的有时真希望自己也是个女同志。
我刚刚大声说出来了吗？-Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.seem: 好像take: 接受pretty: 很，非常昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。
-Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., hysterical: 歇斯底里的sobbing: 呜咽，抽噎真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里地向我哭诉，"I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number? grandchildren: 孙儿女们“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。
”那是什么？打错了？-Ross: Sorry.对不起-Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?pain: 痛苦hurt: 受伤别闷闷不乐了，Ross。