Alex the Lion:Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are. Julian:[from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!Melman the Giraffe:Hey, the bozos have the people.Alex the Lion:Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!Julian:They're up there.[points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness] Julian:Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.2. Gloria the Hippo:Go talk to him.Alex the Lion:But I gave him a snow globe! I can't beat that!3. Melman the Giraffe:[Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer] Marty the Zebra:Ah, this is great! Thanks![he puts it in his mouth and poses]Melman the Giraffe:I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?Marty the Zebra:[Marty spits it out and retches]4. Melman the Giraffe:Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex.Alex the Lion:What is it, Melman?Melman the Giraffe:OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection and go for a wee? Well, this time I was walking past Marty's pen, and usually I dont look in it, but this time I was walkin' past, and I?Alex the Lion:What, Melman? What is it?Melman the Giraffe:It's Marty... He's gone!Melman the Giraffe:[looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug] How long has he been working on this?[shouts gently down hole]Melman the Giraffe:Marty. Marty!5. Julian:Does anybody else have the heebee-jeebees?6. Julian:All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...[10-second pause]Julian:[shouts] How long is this going to take?7. Melman the Giraffe:I've divided my will into three equal parts.[wave washes against the shore, destroying 1/3 of the will]Melman the Giraffe:Oh, sorry Alex.8. [Maurice just told Marty that he was steak]Marty the Zebra:Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you?Alex the Lion:Yeah!Marty the Zebra:See I told you I don't look like no... what?9. Julian:[Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn'tI tell him about the feet!Maurice:He did tell you about the feet.Mort the Mouse Lemur:[cutely] He he!10. Alex the Lion:I'm gonna kill you, Marty!Marty the Zebra:Take it easy! Take it easy!Alex the Lion:And strangle you!Marty the Zebra:Calm down!Alex the Lion:Then I'm gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones!Marty the Zebra:20-second time-out!Alex the Lion:And then I'm never talking to you again!11. [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music]Alex the Lion:Marty!Marty the Zebra:Alex!Alex the Lion:Marty!Marty the Zebra:Alex!Alex the Lion:Marty!Marty the Zebra:Alex!Alex the Lion:[angrily] Marty!Marty the Zebra:[afraid] Alex?Alex the Lion:[real-time] Marty!Marty the Zebra:Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!12. Julian:Who'd like a cookie?13. Julian:Can you not see you have insulted the freak?14. Skipper the Penguin:We've been ratted out, boys.15. Marty the Zebra:[doing armpit farts] Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.16. Marty the Zebra:You're biting my butt!Alex the Lion:[with Marty's butt in his mouth] No, I'm not.17. Alex the Lion:[to Marty] You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out!18. Julian:[to Mort] Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!19. Maurice:What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!Julian:Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up.20. Alex the Lion:Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it!21. Alex the Lion:Shut up Spalding!22. Maurice:Where are you giants from?Alex the Lion:We're from New York.Julian:All hail the New York Giants!23. Gloria the Hippo:Don't make me come up there, I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all.24. Gloria the Hippo:Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?Marty the Zebra:Yeah.Gloria the Hippo:We're tough! We're gritty!Marty the Zebra:Yeah!Gloria the Hippo:We're adaptable!Melman the Giraffe:Yeah!Gloria the Hippo:And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!Melman the Giraffe:No, we're not!25. Alex the Lion:[exhausted from running and calling all night] Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria, Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis, Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al.26. Maurice:[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.27. Marty the Zebra:This place is crackalacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.28. Gloria the Hippo:What kind of zoo is this?Melman the Giraffe:I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations.Marty the Zebra:I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.Melman the Giraffe:Twenty-seven.。