SECTION
1
Ways to get happienss

1、Have a goal to pursue 2、Keep smile 3、Share happiness with others 4、Be ready to help others
5、Maintain a childlike innocence(天真)

Big hands
Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?" Student: "Big hands."
He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

钟李茂
THANKS


SECTION
3
The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.


The New Teacher
Happienss
Happienss,a happy state or satisfaction, is a way to express the mood of the people.

Happiness is a kind of emotion,refers to people in the feeling of the external（外在） things to bring the inner happiness, peace and satisfaction of the psychological state,happiness is a kind of expression;happiness is a person meet their own good life again and again;happiness is a continuous state.
You Are Too Late

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's（小偷） hand thrust(伸) into his pocket. "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."



SECTION
2
Well-known saying
As long as you have a minute of anger,then you will lose 60 seconds of happiness. The happiness is to find the car wiper clip a piece of advertising, rather than a ticket（罚单）.
6、Get along with others happily

7、Keep a sense of humor（幽墨） 8、Chuluanbujing（处乱不惊）


9、Learn to forgive others
10、Maintain a bosom（亲密的） friend 11、Keep high levels of selfconfidence 12、Learn to entertain

George comes from school on the first of September. “George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.
Hale Waihona Puke “I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....”