有趣的幼儿英语脑筋急转弯带答案
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
----Because its head is so far from its body.
为什么长颈鹿有如此这般长的脖子?
----因为它的头离它的身体是这样的远。

Who wears the biggest hat in the world?
----The man with the biggest head in the world.
谁戴世界上号的帽子?
----世界上长着脑袋的人。

Teacher： "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord
Nelson killed?"
Raymond： "His last one, sir."
老师：“雷蒙德，纳尔逊将军是在哪次战斗中战死的?”
雷蒙德：“他的最后一次战役，先生。

”
Teacher： "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"
Sarah： "He sat down, miss."
老师：“萨拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位宝座做的第一件事情是什么?”
萨拉：“他坐下来，小姐。

”
Cooking teacher： "Tom, how can we prevent food from
going bad?"
Tom： "By eating it, miss."
烹饪老师：“汤姆，我们怎样才能防止食物变坏?”
汤姆：“吃掉它，小姐。

”
A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"
B： "So you can go through, sir."
甲：“检票员，为什么你要在我的票上打孔?”
乙：“那样你才能通行，先生。

”
A："How short can girls' skirts get?"
B： "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."
甲：“女孩的裙子能够短到什么水准?”
乙：“不管怎么短，它们一定是在两只脚的上方。

”
Father： "Great Scott! How you look!"
Jimmie： "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."
Father： "What! And with your new pants on?"
Jimmie： "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."
父亲：“天哪!你一副什么相!”
吉米：“是的，爸，我掉进了一个泥坑。

”
父亲：“什么!穿着你的新裤子掉进泥坑里?”
吉米：“是的。

我没有来得及把它脱掉。

”
Father(meaningly)： "Who is the laziest member of your class, tommy?"
Tommy： "I don't know, Pa."
Father： "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"
Tommy： "The teacher."
父亲：(有所指地)：“谁是你们班里最懒的，汤米?”
汤米：“我不知道，爸。

”
父亲：“我倒认为你应该知道。

当所有的人都在勤奋学习或书
写课堂作业时，是谁闲坐在自己的位置上望着别人，
而自己不做功课?”
汤米：“老师。

”
Teacher： "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"
Arthur： "Three."
Teacher： "Three?"
Arthur： "Yes. Two outside and one inside."
老师：“阿瑟，如果你有3个苹果，吃掉一个，还有几个?”
阿瑟：“3个。

”
老师：“3个?”
阿瑟：“是的，外面2个，肚子里1个。

”。