初中英语短篇笑话带翻译
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英语笑话幽默话语分析的理论不断推陈出新,但是对于把英语作为外语学习的中国读者而言,文化因素在解读幽默的过程中扮演着更加重要的角色。

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篇一
Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。

那么我有什么?
学生：大手。

篇二
Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。

你们班上谁最懒?
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

篇三
一场特殊的足球比赛
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麦克上学迟到了。

他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。

因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。

”
“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。

”麦克回答说。

篇四
Like father, like son 有其父必有其子
Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
儿子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?
父亲：狗崽子，你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?
篇五
They're Busy 他们很忙
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents? "
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The police. "
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The firemen. "
"Can I speak to them? "
"They're busy. "
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Looking for me. "
电话铃响了，小男孩接了电话。

“请你父母听电话好吗?”
“他们很忙。

”
“噢，那家里还有其他人吗?”
“还有警察。

”
“我可以和他们说话吗?”
“他们很忙。

”
“那还有其他人吗?”
“还有消防员。

”
“我可以和他们说话吗?”
“他们也很忙。

”
“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家，但他们都很忙，他们到底在干什么?”
“在找我。

”。