爱因斯坦，，被公认为是自伽利略、牛顿以来最伟大的科学家、物理学家，被美国《时代周刊》评选为“世纪伟人”。

查理·卓别林，20世纪著名的英国喜剧演员，现代喜剧电影的奠基者，在世界范围内享有盛誉。

他们这样的两个人在一起会聊什么呢？
Meeting between Einstein and Chaplin
卓别林和爱因斯坦间的搞笑英语对话
爱因斯坦：What I admire most about your art is that's universal. You don't say any word and the whole world understands you!
对于你的艺术，我最惊奇的就是它如此的国际化，你一个字也不说，但是全世界的人都懂得起。

卓别林：True. But your glory is greater! The world admires you while no one understands you!
这个我承认，但是你的荣誉更大，你的东西全世界发的人都懂不起，但他们还是如此敬佩你。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。

他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。

“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。

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搞笑对话：Jim’s History Examination 吉姆的历史考试
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲：唉，糟透了。

可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。

嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。