站住Hold.干嘛What?解释你为什么打喷嚏Explain your sneeze.什么I'm sorry?-你有过敏症吗-没有- Do you have allergies? - No.你在沙拉上放太多胡椒粉了吗Is there too much pepper on your salad?我没在沙拉上加胡椒粉I don't put pepper on salads.够了坐那边去I've heard enough. Sit over there.别这样我不想一个人坐Oh,come on.I don't want to sit by myself.[美国伤寒带菌者]当年伤寒玛丽也这么说That's what Typhoid Mary said,显然她朋友让步了所以都病了And clearly,her friends buckled.伙计们帮帮我Guys,help me.谢尔顿别这样Sheldon,come on.不就是一个喷嚏嘛Yeah,it's just one sneeze.-自个坐去吧-再见兄弟- You're on your own. - See you,buddy.莱纳德我有东西给你看Oh,Leonard,I have something for you.根据室友协议Per our roommate agreement,this is这是提前24小时通知Your 24-hour notice that I will be having我有一位无血缘关系的女性要在咱家住两晚A non-related female spending two nights in our apartment. 你说的无血缘关系的女性When you say "non-related female,"应该指人类吧You still mean human,right?当然Of course.室友协议规定不许有宠物Pets are banned under the roommate agreement,除了服务性动物比如导盲犬With the exception of service animals,such as seeing eye dogs 及将来出现的机械装备强化的猴子帮工And,one day,cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys.你打算绑架一个女人吗Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?讽刺吗Sarcasm?对但也包含真诚的关心Yes,but mixed with genuine concern.告诉你们我将接待For your information,I'll be playing host伊丽莎白·普林顿博士To Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.普林斯顿大学的宇宙物理学家The cosmological physicist from Princeton?没错Yes.另外你没戴口罩前And until you acquire a surgical mask,请先用餐巾捂嘴再发表言论Please address your comments to me through a napkin.我们通信交流了好几年We've been corresponding for years about共同感兴趣的Our mutual interest in早期宇宙中膨胀子的引力波特性Gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe. 她现在考虑And now she's under consideration来我们大学工作For a position at our university.你怎么没说过你认识伊丽莎白·普林顿Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?我可是她的铁粉I am a huge fan of hers!我不知道我有义务分享I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection我跟你喜欢的事物的联系好吧With things you're a fan of,but very well.你喜欢吃加拿大熏肉You enjoy Canadian bacon.我去过多伦多I've been to Toronto.行Okay,fine.那她睡哪里Where is she going to sleep?当然睡我房间My room,of course.我靠Holy crap!我靠Holy crap!我有个两部分的问题Yeah,um,I have a two-part question.请说Go ahead.第一你在开玩笑吗A: Are you kidding me?第二你丫的开玩笑吧And B: Seriously,are you freaking kidding me? 第一我很少开玩笑A: I rarely kid.第二我开玩笑时你会听到And B: When I do kid,you will know it我用"逗你玩"这个词By my use of the word "bazinga."这么说你们俩So you're saying the two of you要睡在同一张床上Are going to be sleeping in the same bed?对Yes.逗你玩Bazinga.莱纳德Leonard?谢了Thank you.为什么一位世界知名的科学家Why is a world-renowned scientist选择住我们家而不住酒店Staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?她不喜欢住酒店Well,she doesn't care for hotels.这也不能怪她And who can blame her?打不开的窗户Windows that don't open,N个人用过的床单Multi-user linens,卡式的钥匙好像谁的钱包Keys shaped like credit cards-- as if one walks around 都有空的卡槽似的With unassigned slots in one's wallet.好了所剩时间All right,I believe I have time只够回答一个问题For one more question.说吧拉杰Yes,Raj?我什么时候能坐回你们旁边When can I sit with you again?等我看到连续两次相隔12小时When I've seen Two consecutive negative throat cultures 咽拭子检测呈阴性你知道怎么做Spaced 12 hours apart. You know the drill.好了All right,诸位失陪了我要去进行If you'll excuse me,I am off to start预防性抗生素治疗A prophylactic course of antibiotics.不敢相信他居然是伊丽莎白·普林顿的朋友I can't believe he's friends with elizabeth plimpton.不敢相信他们居然让他进加拿大I can't believe they let him into canada.喂你刚刚没听到吗Whoa,whoa,whoa. You heard the man.你的咽拭子检测结果呢Where's your throat cultures?开玩笑坐吧Kidding. Sit down.谢尔顿Hey,Sheldon.佩妮正好Oh,Penny,excellent.我对加长型卫生棉有个疑问I have a question about these maxi pads.这个护翼真的有用吗Are the wings truly functional还是我沦为广告宣传的受害者了Or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?什么What?你干嘛买...什么Why are you doing with-- what?沃格林的男售货员The stock boy at Walgreens根本没给我提供什么信息Was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.谢尔顿你买卫生棉干嘛Sheldon,what are you doing with maxi pads?我有个女性朋友I have a lady friend要在我这里住几天Who will be staying with me for a few days.什么What?我想让她宾至如归I want her to feel at home.我还买了香皂裤袜痛经药I also bought scented soaps,pantyhose,midol,咀嚼钙还有这种酸奶Calcium chews and what is apparently a yogurt专门调节女性肠道的Specifically designed to regulate the female bowel. 等等前面一句Wait,wait,hold on,back up.有个女人要跟你住在一起You're having a woman stay with you?对Yes.怎么每个人听到都大吃一惊Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?不不是Oh... no,no,no,no.我不是吃惊I'm not flabbergasted.我是...疑惑I'm... puzzled.就是疑惑Yeah,let's go with puzzled.友情提示A word of warning.这位客人是著名物理学家My guest is a noted physicist量子宇宙论的权威专家And the leading expert on quantum cosmology,请不要跟她聊女性无聊话题So please try to avoid wasting her time浪费她的时间With female jibber jabber.什么叫女性无聊话题Female jibber jabber?鞋子特价发型泥面膜Shoe sales,hair styles,还有你朋友布莱德和安吉丽娜的八卦Mud masks,gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.他们不是我的朋友Oh,they're not my friends.我知道鉴于你在背后I'm not surprised,considering the way说了他们那么多坏话You talk about them behind their backs.她来了她来了She's here,she's here.我看上去怎么样聪明吗How do I look? Do I look smart?老天爷Oh,good grief.这又不是你的事This isn't about you.来了Coming!听好Now,listen.21世纪最杰出的头脑之一One of the great minds of the 21st century将以东道的身份迎接另一位杰出头脑is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century. 你要仔细看着So pay attention.没准儿多年以后Years from now,我的传记作者问起你这个伟大时刻my biographer might ask you about this event.我有太多话想跟你的传记作者说Oh,I have so many things to tell your biographer.库珀博士谢天谢地Dr. Cooper,thank goodness.我完全不记得你的地址I completely forgot your address.还好我还记得写在了手上But then I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.幸好Lucky for me,我没记成另外一只手I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand,那只写的是一颗最新发现的中子星的坐标which are the coordinates for a newly discovered neutron star. 因为想去那儿的话我会被超重力压碎的'cause if I tried to go there,I'd be crushed by hypergravity.-不说这些了你好啊-你好- Anyway,hello. - Hello.很高兴能见到你的本尊哦Nice to finally meet you in person.我猜也是I would imagine it is.这位是我朋友兼室友莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士This is my friend and roommate,Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.你嗨Hi-lo.我我本来想说"你好"I-I started to say "hi,"中途又想说"嗨"and then I switched to "hello" in the middle.结果就成了"你嗨"It came out "hi-lo."咄[表示轻蔑]Duh.很高兴见到你Uh,it's nice to meet you.我拜读过你的书和许多论文I-I've read both your books and most of your papers.我叫莱纳德就住这儿你太有才了I-I'm Leonard,I live here,you're brilliant.真不好意思I apologize.他只是个搞实验物理的He's only an experimental physicist.没关系No need to apologize.我有几个好朋友也是搞实验的Some of my best friends are experimental physicists. 其实也不算好朋友就是认识而已Well,not my best friends,but I know them.我最要好的朋友My best friend is是一位名叫温迪的分子化学家a molecular chemist named Wendy.真不好意思我话太多了I'm sorry,I'm rambling.你嗨Hi-lo.你饿吗渴吗Are you hungry,thirsty?我来招待你吧Can I offer you anything?不用了她是我的客人No,she's my guest.要招待她的话也该由我来吧If anyone should offer her anything,it should be me. 伊丽莎白我能为你效劳吗Elizabeth,can I get you something?你想要女性卫生用品Perhaps a feminine hygiene product还是调节肠道的酸奶or a bowel-regulating yogurt?这俩选项都很有意思嘛Interesting choices.考虑到我现在的需求还是酸奶吧Based on my current needs,I guess I'd pick the yogurt. 好极了Excellent.要是这酸奶起作用的话If the yogurt works,我还买了些香薰蜡烛I bought some delightful scented candles.这是你耶Look,it's you.非常感谢你们让我住在这里Thank you so much for opening up your home to me. 谁愿意住宾馆啊Well,who wants to stay in a hotel?窗户又打不开诡异的卡片式钥匙Windows that don't open,those crazy card-shaped keys. 知音啊我太高兴了I'm so glad you understand.不对他不是你的知音No,he doesn't understand.我才是I understand.我也是啊Well,I understand,too.你剽窃了我的想法You're just misappropriating my understanding.我觉得任何一所大学都想要你I think any university would want you.当然除了那些Except,of course,已经接纳你的大学any university that had already had you.因为他们已经在接纳你之前Because they would've already wanted you已经想要你了before they,you know,got you.这就是跟你说"你嗨"的那位From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."我带你去房间看看吧Let me show you to your room.好啊All right.我也觉得我困了晚安莱纳德I guess I am tired. Good night,Leonard.好安Uh,sleep night.我想说晚安I mean,obviously,good night.我本来想说"好梦"I started to say "sleep tight,"然后我又中途改了主意then I changed my mind in the middle.我对天发誓我很聪明的I swear to god,I'm smart.话说清楚点伙计Get it together,man.好的给你展示一下All right,let me show you这个房间里的一些功能吧some of the features of the room.首先窗户First,windows.很常见Conventional.打开关上Open,closed.打开关上Open,closed.开一半Halfway open.或者说关一半这取决于你的哲学取向Or halfway closed,depending on your philosophical bent. 这里是我的漫画收藏Over here is my comic book collection.可以随意浏览Feel free to browse.这里有一盒阅读专用的一次性手套There's a box of disposable reading gloves就在床头柜上on the night stand.很好Good to know.在这里In here,you'll find你可以找到应急储备emergency provisions.足够八天的食物和水一把弩An eight-day supply of food and water,a crossbow,一个高密度优盘里面有Season 2 of Star Trek the original series原版的《星际迷航》第二季on a high-density flash drive.那要是所有的USB接口都在What if there's a disaster灾难中坏掉了呢that destroys all the USB ports?那就真的没法儿活了不是吗Then there's really no reason to live,is there?我能问个关于你室友的问题吗Can I ask a question about your roommate?他是个蠢货对吧He's an odd duck,isn't he?他的情感生活是个什么状态What's his relationship status?他跟住在走廊对面的那个女服务员Well,there was a misbegotten adventure有过一段奸情With a waitress who lives across the hall.莫名其妙开始又莫名其妙结束It ended as inexplicably as it began.他俩没有什么共同点They had very little in common,除了床笫之欢except for carnal activity.这就是为什么That's why I acquired我准备了这副隔音耳麦these noise-canceling headphones.如果你打算用它的话If you decide to use them,请记得戴完之后用湿巾把耳罩擦干净please clean the ear pieces afterwards湿巾就在卫生间里with the wet wipes you'll find in the bathroom.有个贴着"湿巾"标签的抽屉They're in the drawer labeled "wet wipes."行Okay.很好那就不打扰你晚上梳洗时间了Good. I'll leave you to your nighttime ablutions.早上卫生间的使用时间表已经发你邮箱I've e-mailed you the morning bathroom schedule.欢迎礼包里还有一份塑封过的版本You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet. 就印在紧急逃生线路图的背面It's on the back of the emergency escape route diagram. 真体贴How thoughtful.-睡个好觉朋友-你也是- Sleep well,my friend. - You,too.让我再拿一样东西Oh,let me just get one thing.这是我的备用应急储备包It's my backup emergency supply kit.客厅的紧急逃生路线不经过这边The living room escape route doesn't pass through here. 晚安Now,good night.如果世界末日降临的话祝你好运And if there's an apocalypse,good luck.请进Yes?我看见你的灯还亮着I saw your light on.你没事吧Is everything all right?没事我就是睡不着Yeah,I just couldn't sleep.我也睡不着Me neither.你看我在读什么Oh,look what I'm reading.你的书哦It's you.你不是读过了吗I thought you already read it.是读过不过有一阵子了I did,but it's been a while,我想在早餐时表现得聪明点And I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.你很聪明了Aw,you're smart.是吗太好了Oh,good.我还担心你没看出来Wasn't sure it was coming across.在读第几章What chapter are you on?第六章Uh,six.银河系外距离等级Oh,the extragalactic distance ladder.想知道一个小秘密吗Want to know a little secret?当然Sure.威尔逊-巴普效应那一节I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu effect我是全裸着写的completely naked.真的吗Really?读起来可不像Uh,sure doesn't read that way.我来给你演示Here,let me show you.考虑到脉动变星的亮度变化When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars, 这可能就是we start to see a possible explanation哈勃常数出现数值分歧的原因之一for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.你的科学真是活色生香You really make science come alive.语音测试清晨语音测试V ocal test. Morning vocal test.第二次语音测试Second vocal test.第二次清晨语音测试Second morning vocal test.谢尔顿早Morning,Sheldon.早Morning.谢尔顿早Morning,Sheldon.早Morning.昨晚过得愉快吗I trust you had a pleasant night.不是一般愉快More than pleasant.失陪一下我要去方便Excuse me,I'm going to relieve myself.喝什么咖啡How do you take your coffee?-清咖啡-好滴- Black. - Okeydoke.为休斯顿而尿为奥斯丁而尿Pee for Houston,pee for Austin,为我深爱的州而尿pee for the state my heart got lost in.再为德州抖两抖And shake twice for Texas.他妈妈教他的Something his mother taught him.好了伊丽莎白All right,Elizabeth,轮到你用卫生间了the bathroom is yours.坐垫我放下了为保护你健康还消了毒The seat is down,and has been sanitized for your protection. 你真细心不过我想先喝完咖啡That's very thoughtful,but I think I'll finish my coffee first. 看来酸奶是没起作用Ah,so the yogurt didn't work.我要火速去给生产商写邮件指责他们I'll fire off a critical e-mail to the manufacturer.太好了你们都起了Oh,good,you're up.我的车发动不了Look,my car won't start.需要有人送我上班I need a ride to work.又对检查引擎灯置之不理了Did you once again ignore your "check engine" light?不是大明白先生No,Mr. Smarty-pants.我这次没理加油提示灯I ignored the "fill gas tank" light.莱纳德佩妮来查探下Leonard,Penny wants to exploit any你是否对她余情未了residual feelings you have for her以达到搭车上班的目的in order to get a ride to work.好当然等我把咖啡倒旅行杯里Oh,yeah,sure,let me just put this in a travel mug.你好Hello.嗨Hi.佩妮这位是普林顿博士Oh,Penny,this is Dr. Plimpton...量子宇宙论权威专家A leading expert on quantum cosmology.普林顿博士这是佩妮Dr. Plimpton,Penny is a waitress一名不理解内燃机需要who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays汽油做燃料的服务生in the internal combustion engine.很高兴见到你Nice to meet you.很高兴见到你Nice to meet you,too.在这住得好吗Are you enjoying your stay?是的非常好Yes,very much.那就好Good.太棒了无意义的客套话交流完毕Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished. 伊丽莎白莱纳德如厕时间就要到了Elizabeth,Leonard's bathroom time is coming up, 相信我在他后面去可不是好事and believe me,you do not want to follow him.失陪了Excuse me.好吧我看我得去换衣服了Okay,well,I guess I should get dressed好送大家去上班so I can take everyone to work.你谢尔顿You and Sheldon还有谢尔顿的朋友and Sheldon's friend,普林顿博士你刚见过的Dr. Plimpton,who you just met.肯定会有趣Gonna be fun.就像玩具车Like a clown car.等等Hang on. Hmm?哦什么事Yeah? What? Huh?我们刚刚分手We just broke up.什么... 你我吗是哈Wha... uh,you and me? Yeah,we did.不久之前Not too long ago.你适应得如何How are you doing with it?明显没你适应得好Not as good as you apparently.我什么没明白I,um,I don't follow.知道吗这不不关我的事You know what? It's,it's none of my business.我们刚刚分手If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy你就想和谢尔顿的博士朋友上床那就去吧right after we stopped seeing each other,go for it.打扰一下Excuse me.我对你提议莱纳德I'm uncomfortable with you recommending争取与普林顿博士性交感到不安that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton, 她可还有更重要的事要忙who I assure you has better things to do.我不是提议I'm not recommending it.他已经那样做了I'm saying it already happened.这太荒谬了That's preposterous.是吧莱纳德Tell her,Leonard.那个...Well...不是吧No.拜托不是我的错Come on. It wasn't my fault.莫非你是想说你不小心绊倒The implication being that you somehow tripped正好摔她身上了and fell into her lady parts?算了You know what?我还是坐公车上班吧I'm just gonna take the bus to work.佩妮让我开车送你吧Penny,I can still drive you.算了不必了Oh,no,no,it's okay.我怕你踩到香蕉皮You might slip on a banana peel然后把我搞怀孕了and get me pregnant.我必须要说你的背叛真令我震惊I must say,i'm shocked by this betrayal.我没有背叛佩妮I didn't betray Penny.不是佩妮是我Not Penny,me!我怎么背叛到你了How am I betraying you?伊丽莎白是我的朋友你却跟她玩Elizabeth's my friend,and you're playing with her!好吧确实玩了Yeah,I guess I did.你这是干什么呢What the hell are you doing?[奈奎尔: 一种夜间使用的感冒药]别紧张这是奈奎尔Relax,it's NyQuil.你感冒还没好You still have a cold?或许吧可我不在乎Maybe,but I don't care.这就是奈奎尔的妙处里面有10%的酒That's the great thing about NyQuil,it's like ten-percent booze. 我叫它一夜鼻涕喷嚏咳嗽不断I call it the nighttime sniffling,sneezing,coughing但能让你跟女孩讲话的神药so you can talk to girls medicine.你晚上睡不着吗Are you having trouble sleeping?要知道我可是一夜没睡啊'cause,boy,I was up all night.你也感冒了吗Did you get a cold,too?不但我整夜都没睡哟No,but I was awake all night.想吃药的话If you want,我可以给你些我妈的安眠药I can give you some of my mom's sleeping pills.要是少了她不会发现吗She won't notice they're missing?她都没发现自己在吃安眠药She doesn't know she takes them.没事No,that's okay.是其它事让我整夜不睡It was something else keeping me up last night.今早也是哦And again this morning.我也不介意哟And... I didn't mind.我昨晚没睡I was up last night.今早也没睡I was up this morning.我也不介意I didn't mind.都提示你们这么多了Those are your clues.你窗台上的鸽子又孵了一窝小鸟吗Did the pigeon on your windowsill have more babies? 不是No.你又不睡整什么乐高动画电影了吧Were you up making another stop-motion lego movie? 不是No.告诉你吧'cause let me tell you,光是让乐高玩具动起来可不够It's not enough to make the legos move,还要让他们有爱懂吗They also have to capture your heart.再提示一下Okay,I'll give you one more clue.还涉及到另一个人It involved another person.你搞了个日本性爱抱枕吗Did you get a Japanese love pillow?日本性爱抱枕能算人吗How is a japanese love pillow another person?要是你爱她又给她起名字当然算It is if you love her and give her a name.普林顿博士我来给你介绍我的同事Dr. Plimpton,I'd like you to meet my colleagues-- 这位是拉杰·库萨帕里博士Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali和不是博士的霍华德·沃罗威茨And not-a-doctor Howard Wolowitz.-我是的忠实粉丝-多谢- I'm a big fan of your work. - Thank you.不用我说你和霍夫斯塔德博士And of course,you've already introduced yourself 已经互相认识过了to Dr. Hofstadter.你好呀Hey,you.你也好呀Hey,you.天我可真是精疲力竭Boy,I'm kind of tuckered out.你感觉如何伊丽莎白How are you feeling,Elizabeth?要我说吗You know what?我是有点累I am a little tired.能行行好帮我拿杯咖啡吗Would you be a dear and get me a cup of coffee? 当然Sure.要清咖啡吧Black,right?其实我现在更想喝火辣甜蜜的印度咖啡Actually,now I think I want it hot,brown and sweet. 马上就来Coming right up.你来干嘛What?你什么意思今晚是光晕之夜What do you mean "what?" it's halo night.我不能玩病得厉害I can't. I'm too sick.快走Go away.所以我们才转战到你家That's why we moved halo night here.看我还带了我妈做的鸡汤Look,I brought my mom's chicken soup.我不饿I'm not hungry.别赶他走嘛Don't send him away.-让他进来-那是谁- Let him in. - Who's that?我买了只鹦鹉I bought a parrot.得了吧Yeah,right.普林顿博士Dr. Plimpton?嗨你是霍华德吧Hi. Howard,right?我是Uh,yeah.能问你个问题吗霍华德Can I ask you a question,howard?你喜欢角色扮演游戏吗Do you like role-playing games?当然Yeah,sure.其实我是个地下城主In fact,I'm a dungeon master.今晚可以换种口味Not tonight.今晚你就当个送外卖的Tonight you are a delivery man.送来了鸡汤You brought soup,但不幸的是拉杰和我却没钱付给你But uh-oh,Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you. 所以我们只能搞一些特殊交易So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement. 你说什么Beg your pardon?你们自己商量下细节You two figure out the details,我去换下装I'm going to go change into something等着你们一把撕掉I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.我靠真的假的What the frak?你快走Go away.她喜欢印度风的不是什么犹太风She wants new delhi,not kosher deli.再说你都有女友了Besides,you have a girlfriend.都分手几星期了We broke up weeks ago.怎么都不见你提过Why didn't you say anything?我在等待最佳时机I was waiting for the right time.现在时机就正好This is the right time.准备好光晕大战了吗Hey,who's ready for halo?我靠又来个人添乱Oh,this is like a nightmare.快滚Get lost!没错人数已经够多了He's right. The numbers are shaky enough as it is.我没听懂I don't understand.哇哦赞莱纳德来了Oh,good.Leonard's here.赞Good?!伊丽莎白Elizabeth?怎么回事What's going on?现在你和霍华德是我的搬运工What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men 而拉杰是我的新房东And Raj is my new landlord可我却没钱付给你们And I don't have enough money to pay any of you.她的意思和我想的一样淫荡吗Is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting?对Yep.欢迎来到淫荡世界[原义为一本色情杂志]Welcome to the penthouse forum.举手表决有谁同意Okay,show of hands. Who's up for this?我们仨都得赤裸裸坦诚相对的We'll all be naked in front of each other.那我不干I'm out.大家准备好了吗Everybody ready?按我说的做Follow my lead.就快了Almost.我们准备到走廊上去We're,we're going to go out into the hallway and,来个戏剧性登场make a dramatic entrance.太好了这种效果更好Oh,good. It's so much better when everyone commits.快走快走别回头看Run. Run,run,run. Don't look back.我还以为能有些特别的呢I thought we had something special.这么说你付不出房租咯So,you say you can't pay your rent...莱纳德Oh,Leonard?我在脱水机里发现的I found these in the dryer.应该是谢尔顿的吧I'm assuming they belong to Sheldon.多谢Thanks.童装要买到这样的尺码真不容易It's really hard to find these in his size.听着So,listen.关于那天早上的事我一直想找你谈谈I've been meaning to talk to you about the other morning.你是指你和淫荡骚女博士的事吗You mean you and Dr. Slutbunny?我想向你解释Yeah,I wanted to explain.你不必向我解释Well,you don't owe me an explanation.-是吗-对啊- I don't? - No,you don't.这么说你不会有想法咯So,you are not judging me.我当然有想法I'm judging you nine ways to Sunday.但你不必向我解释But you don't own me an explanation.不管怎样我还是要解释一下Nevertheless,I'd like to get one on the record, 让你明白我为什么要这么做so you can understand why I did what I did. 我听着呢I'm listening.她自己送上门的She let me.。