幽默、搞笑的中英文翻译大全~本人见过的最邪门的翻译电影《国产007》=《From Beijing with Love》——从北京带着爱《唐伯虎点秋香》=《Flirting Scholar》——正在调情的学者《鹿鼎记》（黄晓明版陈小春版梁朝伟版）=《Royal Tramp》——皇家流浪汉《英雄本色》=《A Better Tomorrow》——明天会更好《神雕侠侣》(内地版古天乐版刘德华版)=《Saviour of the Soul》——灵魂的救星《三国演义》=《Romance of Three Kingdoms》——三个王国的罗曼史《赤壁》＝《Red Cliff》——红岩《霸王别姬》=《Farewell My Concubine》——再见了，我的小老婆《东邪西毒》=《Ashes of Time》——时间的灰烬（这个译名意味深长，无论你是东邪还是西毒，武功再高还不是最后都成了时间的灰烬？）《甲方乙方》=《Dream Factory》——梦工厂《烈火金刚》=《Steel Meets Fire》——钢遇上了火《刘三姐》=《Third Sister Liu》——第三个姐姐刘《花样年华》=《In the Mood for Love》——在爱的情绪中五讲、四美、三热爱大学校园里，流行"五讲、四美、三热爱"，中国人把其翻译成："five talks ,four beauty ,threelovers".美国人一听迷惑了"five talks"敢情是谈了五个，"four beauty"敢情是谈了五个，其中有四个是美人，那么"three lovers"一定是爱上了四个美人中的三个（笑声不断）。
武林秘籍的英文翻译冲灵剑法GG and MM ’’s soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑，听起来好像很熟悉)九阳神功nine man’’s power (九个男子的力量)九阴真经nine woman’’story (九个女人的故事)九阴白骨爪nine woman catch a white bone(九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢)历史上最强的翻译1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me, I don't bird you你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！5．hello everybody! f you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝6．you me you me彼此彼此7．You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住！8．know is know no know is no know知之为知之，不知为不。
9．W ATCH SISTER表妹10．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse' son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die 车祸现场描述(一辆车来一辆车走，两车“嘭嘭“，人死了)13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放14.go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过15.小明：I am sorry!老外：I am sorry too!小明：I am sorry three!老外：What are you sorry for?小明：I am sorry five!16.If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条！17.I call Li old big, to year 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son. 你有两下子horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎people mountain people sea 人山人海If you tiger me, I will mountain you. 你唬我我就扇你you ask me, me ask who? 你问我我问谁one poor two white; 一穷二白eat tofu; 吃豆腐give you a color to see see! 给你点颜色看看no good see 不好看no door! 没门老师叫翻译Who is this man?答：这是谁的男人？全班大笑，老师无语。
we two who and who!译：咱俩谁跟谁啊！How are you? How old are you?译：怎么是你？怎么老是你？YOU have seed i will give you some color see see, brothers! together up! 译：你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
兄弟们，一起上！I call Li old big.toyear25.译：我叫李老大，今年25.As far as you go to die!译：要多远死多远！800yuan, eat you, sleep you.译：800块，吃你的，住你的一次为一个初中小孩搞家教，在其英语课本上发现如下恐怖字眼：爸死（bus）爷死( yes )哥死（girls）妹死（Mis）……死光（school）good good study, day day up 好好学习，天天向上三字经人之初：At the begining of life.性本善：Sex is good.性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.性乃迁：Sex will leave you..教之道：The way of learning it贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng择邻处：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.子不学：If you don't study hard,断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.窦燕山Dou, the Famous mountain,有义方owned a very effective exciting medicine教五子All his five son took it名俱扬and their sexual ability were well-known.养不教If your children don't know how to do it,父之过It is all your fault.教不严If they had lots of problems with it,师之惰their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不学You may refuse to study this非所宜but that is a real mistake幼不学If you don't learn it in childhood,老何为you will lose your ability when aged玉不琢If you don't exercise your dick,不成器It won't become hard and strong.人不学If you don't learn sex,不知义You can by no means enjoy its sweetness曹操The Majestic Premier 威严的首相意译: 擎天柱(英文原名:Optimus Prime)司马懿Brain of The Darkness 暗黑之脑附：银行搞笑翻译！CBC 中国建设银行BC 中国银行ABC 中国农业银行ICBC 中国工商银行CIB 兴业银行CDB 国家开发银行BCCB 北京市商业银行HSBC 汇丰银行CEB 中国光大银行搞笑翻译一：中国建设银行首先说：存不存？（CBC）中国银行立即回答：不存！（BC）中国农业银行一愣：啊，不存（ABC）北京市商业银行生气的问：白存，存不？（BCCB）汇丰银行懒懒的回答道：还是不存！（HSBC）中国工商银行牛气的说：爱存不存！（ICBC）国家开发银行打圆场说：存点吧！（CDB）兴业银行拥护道：存一百！（CIB）中国光大银行马上说: 存二百！（CEB）搞笑翻译二：中国建设银行：吃不吃！（CBC）中国银行：不吃！（BC）中国农业银行：啊，不吃！（ABC）。