简单英语幽默小故事带翻译
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读!1：A store manager heard a cl...
笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。

下面我为大家带来，欢迎大家阅读!
1：
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer: "No, maam, we havent had any for a while, and it doesnt look as if well be getting soon."一位店铺经理听到他的一个店员这样对顾客说："不，夫人，这会儿没有，一时半会儿看来也不会有。

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Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course, well have some soon, We placed an order last week." Then the manager drew the clerk aside: "Never, never, never say we are out of anything, say weve got it on order and its coming."
经理惊恐万分地跑过去对顾客说，"当然，我们很快就会有的，我们上周订了货。

"接着，他把店员拉到一边说："绝不要和顾客说我们没有什么，说我们已经订货了而且很快就到。

"
"Now what was it she wanted?"
"现在你说她要买什么?"
"Rain," said the clerk.
"雨。

"店员说。

2：
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
母亲：弗雷迪，你的脸怎么是红的?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止打架。

Mother: Thats a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
母亲：这件事做得棒。

谁和谁在大家呢?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
弗雷迪：我和杰基史密斯。

3：
There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"
咖啡厅来了一位顾客，他问这里的侍者："哦，请告诉我，苏珊，你是怎样将这里的蚊子赶出去的?"
So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."
侍者说："我只是让他们尝了尝这儿的东西。

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4：
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just
swallowed a pen!"
"救命!医生!请赶快过来!我10岁的儿子刚刚吞下了一支钢笔!"
"Ok, Ill be right there. Ill be there in 10 to 20 minutes." "好的，我马上过来。

10到20分钟后我就到。

"
"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"好的，但是...在此期间我该做些什么呢?"
"Just use another pen!"
"用别的笔嘛!"。