白雪公主英文搞笑话剧第一场旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly.在很久很久以前，有一个皇后，她有一个名叫白雪公主的可爱女儿。
在这个孩子出生不久，皇后就去世了。
国王娶了另外一个皇后，这个后妈很妒忌别人和残忍。
她对待白雪公主的态度非常坏。
公主:(出场,) 唱：【I'm a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. It's a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful，handsome，humor，smart，lovely，kind princess to do a lot of homework…oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away(离开) 我恐怖的后妈总是逼我这样一个美丽，帅气，幽默，聪明，可爱，善良的公主去做很多的作业……噢，我不能忍受了。
所以，我就做了一个很明智的选择：离开这里。
皇后(上场)：I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh，no ，it’sthe legendary beautiful、greedy、bloody queen. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!我就是传授中残忍的皇后，噢，不，是传说中美丽，贪婪、嗜血的皇后。
如果有人比我更美丽，我就会杀了她。
我有一个魔镜，如果我想知道一些东邪，它一定会告诉我。
现在，魔镜，魔镜，来这里！魔镜：（跑上来，双手叉腰）Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?是的，我来了，你想知道些什么？皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?咒语，告诉我真相，谁是世界上最美丽的女人？魔镜： You are really the fairest of all, I think. 皇后，我想你的确是非常漂亮的女人。
皇后：General（举双手）哈哈哈！哈哈哈！I am the most beautiful woman in the world!一般啦，哈哈哈哈哈哈，我是世界上最美丽的女人！魔镜： But,nevertheless,however,whereas,（边说边退，举手挡住脸）there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you. 可是，可是,，可是，有一个年轻的女士，她就是白雪公主，红得如玫瑰，黑得如乌木。
她比你美丽更多倍！皇后：（抓狂样）：She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly!她比我更美丽得多？她是谁？快点告诉我魔镜：I say again.She is Snow White.我再说一次，她是白雪公主。
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world.……（沉思）（响指）hunter！come here, come here! 白雪公主？不，我是世界上最美丽的人……猎人，来这里，来这里！猎人： Here！（敬礼少息立正）我在这里！皇后：I heard Snow White had disappearance from my palace .I order you to find her out and kill her.我听说白雪公主从我的地盘消失了，我命令你去把她找出来，然后杀掉她。
猎人：But she is the princess. Even given money, I would not do such immoral things.但是她是公主，即使给钱，我也不会做这样不道德的事情。
皇后：（抽出钞票，挥着下台）猎人：（两眼发直，追随钞票）Oh money！！噢，钱啊！！公主和猎人上场。
第二场猎人：You must be Snow White.你一定是白雪公主！公主和猎人追逐半场。
Although I don’t have the heart to kill you,but， your mother want me to.(拿刀欲刺状)虽然我没有要杀你的心，但是你妈妈想我这样做。
公主：（双手合于胸前）My dear hunter, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!我亲爱的猎人，我对你的敬意有如滔滔江水连绵不绝。
我上有老，下有小。
请别杀我，给我一条活路吧！猎人：No way. Give me your life. (举刀刺向公主，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?不行，把你的生命给我。
或许我今天早上吃太多了，或许米饭有点问题。
哪里有厕所？公主：T-o-i-l-e-t-?猎人：WC.厕所。
公主：W-C-?猎人：（急）WC！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?厕所啊！你很开心听到这样粗如的单词吗？公主：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.我知道，我知道，转左，转左，再转左第三场旁白：Princess continued to begin her life of escaping. A week later. In the night which you can’t see your five fingers if you stretch out your hand, there was a small girls running panic in the dark forest 公主又继续开始逃亡的生活。
在一个伸手不见五指的夜里，漆黑的森林里有一个小女孩惊慌的跑着。
公主：（上场，跑圈）Help！救命！旁白：Snow White Looked haggard and weared rags running unceasingly Suddenly,she found a little house.她衣衫褴褛，面色憔悴，不时地回头张望，脚下却不敢停留。
忽然间，她发现前面有一座小房子.（公主伸手求救状，推门）公主：Eat! Bread should! Apple also！wa kao!Leaves also can’t be left out. 吃的！面包也要！苹果也要！我kao，菜叶子也不放过！！旁白:The Snow White was sitting on the chair eating crazily.Half an hour later.公主坐在椅子上开吃，半小时过去。
公主：（打嗝）旁白：After eating and drinking,she felt very weary and wanted to have a rest.So she quikly fell asleep.吃过喝过之后，她觉得非常疲倦，想休息休息，就很快就睡着了……旁白： When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain. 不久，房子的主人们回来了，他们是七个在山里小矮人.（小矮人上）：Turn left（众人随便转）Number off（众人胡报）向左~转！报数！: oh my god……：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.我是快乐的。
我是世界上最幸福的人。
：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.我是打喷嚏。
如果我打喷嚏，地球会动摇。
：Look, the lamp in our house is on! 看，我们房子里有灯亮着！：Who is in it?谁在里面？：Perhaps it’s the ghost!或许是鬼！：Let’s go into our cottage silently.让我们一起静静地进去。
：（踢门，看到公主喊）Dinosaur! （拉手，蹭入）恐龙！：Dinosaur!beat!恐龙！打！公主：Don’t beat me in my face! Don’t beat me in my face!别打我脸，别打我脸~~：（拿灯照公主状）旁白： When dwarfs was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment. 当小矮人手持蜡烛，并让团小小的雪白的光下降。