A Lazy Boy
Two friends are having a holiday. Their names are Frank and Henry . Henry is very lazy .
On the first evening of their holiday, Frank says to Henry. Frank: Here’s some money.Go and buy some meat.”
Henry ：I’m too tired, you go.
So Frank goes to buy some meat. Later he comes back and says to Henry .
Frank: Now here’s the meat . Please cook it.
Henry：No .I’m not good at cooking . You do it .
So Frank cooks the meet .Then he says to Henry.
Frank : Go and get some water .
Henry ： No ，I don’t want to get my clothes dirty .
At last, Frank says.
Frank: The meet is ready .Come and get it.
Henry: Yes,I’ll do that. I don’t like saying ‘NO’ all the time .
An Apple
Hello ! I am an apple. You can see everywhere in the world. Banana is my sister. We are different . I am round and my sister is long . I am very dilicious . So people all over the world like to eat me . I am aslo very cheap to buy.
I can make people healthy too. There is an English old saying, ”An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Do you like me ?
Never Give Up
Life doesn't always give us the joys we want. We don't always get our hopes and dreams, and we don't always get our own way. But don't give up hope, because you can make a difference one situation and one person at a time.
Look for the beauty around you--in nature, in others, in yourself--and believe in the love of friends, family, and humankind. You can find love in a smile or a helping hand, in a thoughtful gesture or a kind word. It is all around, if you just look for it.
生活并非总是如你所愿。
希望有时会落空，梦想有时会破灭，我们不能
一切随心所愿。
但别放弃希望，因为事物并非一成不变;不同时间，不同场合，你会呈现不同的面貌。
处处留心你身边的美丽：自然中的美，他人的美，你自己的美。
请相信，美来自朋友、家庭乃至全人类的融融爱意。
一个微笑，一双援助之手，一个
关心的举止，一句友善的话语，无不传达着爱。
如果你有心去寻找，爱无所
不在。
uncomfortable shoes
LADY: Do you have any shoes like these?
ASSISTANT: What colour?
LADY: Black.
ASSISTANT: I'm sorry. We don't have any.
LADY: But my sister bought this pair last month. ASSISTANT: Did she buy them here?
LADY: No, she bought them in the U.S.
ASSISTANT: We had some shoes like those a month ago, but we don't have any now.
LADY: Can you get a pair for me, please?
ASSISTANT: I'm afraid that I can't. They're not in fashion this year. These shoes are in fashion now.
LADY: They look very uncomfortable.
ASSISTANT: They are very uncomfortable. But women always wear uncomfortable shoes!。