走很长的路才能咽
下去）
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13. An old woman has lived in one-story house before. Her body is very short. Afterwards, she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time, she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off, then she walks to the ninth story. Why? ?
(有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进 了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她 总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什 么?)
Because she is so short that she can not reach the ninth floor button.
(她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮.)
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19.Whats the longest word in the world? （世界上最长的单词是什么？） Smiles. Because there is a mile between the letter s. （微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里 ）
20.Why does time fly? （时间为何飞逝？） To get away from all those who are trying to kill it. （为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。） 21.Where can a dog get another tail? （狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？） At a retail store.（在零售商店）
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? （男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？） He wants to have a hot dog. （他想要一条热狗。）
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5. Why is the library the highest building？ （为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？）
(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕 妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?）
Because it is a pigboat. (那是潜水艇。pigbot,潜水艇)
15.Why is the pig always eating? （猪为什么没完没了地吃？）
He is making a hog of himself. （它想成为一只肉猪）
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9. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? )
Mom is closer, because Dad is father . (farther).(因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。) (更远
的)
10. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么? ) The river bank. .(河岸。)
轉英 彎語
腦 筋 急
By 李奕霖
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Part 1 English Brainstorm
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1. What will you break once you say it? （什么东西一说出来就打破？） Silence. （沉默） 2. Will liars be honest after they die? （骗子死了之后会诚实吗？） No, they won’t. They lie still after they die. . （不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎） 3. What always goes up and never goes down? （什么东西只升不降？） Your age. （你的年龄）
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• 16.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
• （政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？ ） • The cold war is over.（冷战结束了） • 17. Why dont women get bald as soon as men? • （为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？） • Because women wear hire longer. • （因为女人头发留得长） • 18. What can pierce ones ears without a hole? • （什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？ ） • Noice.（噪音）
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14. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time, a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks. Why?
It has the most stories. （它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层） 6. What is the smallest bridge in the world? （世界上最小的桥梁是什么？） The bridge of a nose. （鼻梁） 7. What bird lifts heavy things? （什么鸟能举起重物？） Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机) 8.Why is the comet like Mickey Mouse? (为什么是慧星像米老老鼠?) Because it is a star with a tail.. (因为它尾部有一个星。)
11. What month do soldiers hate? (军人憎恨什么月? ） March. .(行军.)
12.Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? （为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？）
They make a little food go a long way