英语口语2(老友记第二集)1You guys don't understand.2For us, kissing is asimportant as any part of it.3Yeah, right!4You serious?5Oh, yeah!6All you need to knowis in the first kiss.7Absolutely.8For us, kissing's an opening act...9...like the comedianyou have to sit through...10...before Pink Floyd comes out.11And it's not thatwe don't like the comedian.12It's just that that's not...13...why we bought the ticket. 14The problem is, after the concert,no matter how great the show was...15...you girls are always lookingfor the comedian again.16We're in the car, fighting traffic...17...just trying to stay awake.18Well, word of advice:Bring back the comedian.19Or next time you'll find yourself listening to that album alone.20Are we still talking about sex?21The One With the Sonogram at the End22English Subtitles byGELULA & CO., INC.23No, it's good.It is good.24It's just that doesn't she seema little angry?25Well, she has issues.26Does she?27He's out banging other womenwith a club...28...while she's home gettingthe mastodon smell out of the carpet.29Marsha, see, these are cave people.30Okay, they have issues like:31"Gee, that glacier'sgetting kind of close!" See?32Speaking of issues,isn't that your ex-wife?33Yes, it is. Carol, hi!34Okay. Yes, it is.35I'll catch up with youin the Ice Age.36Hi.37So...38You look great.39 I hate that.40Sorry.41Thanks. You look good too.42Well, you know,in here, anyone who...43...stands erect...44So what's new?Still a...45A lesbian?46You never know.47How's the family?48Marty's still totally paranoid.49Carol, why are you here?50I'm pregnant.51Pregnant!52She didn't leavein such a hurry after all.53This is the "Three's Company" episode where's there's a misunderstanding.54Then I've already seen this one.55Are you through with that?56Sorry, the swallowingslowed me down.57Whose ball of paper is this?58That's mine. I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it.59So I balled it upand now I wish I was dead.60She already fluffed that pillow.You already fluffed... It's fine.61I don't want to give themany more ammunition than they have.62We know how cruel parents can be...63...about the flatnessof a child's pillow.64Monica? Hi!65 Monica, you're scaring me.66I mean, you're all chaoticand twirly, you know?67Not in a good way.68Yeah, calm down.69You don't see Ross getting chaoticand twirly every time they come.70That's because my parents thinkRoss can do no wrong.71You see, he's "The Prince".72Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.73- What?- Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.74- Has anybody seen my engagement ring? - Yeah, it's beautiful!75Oh, God! Oh, God!76No, don't touch that.77Like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to return it to him.78"Barry, remember me?I'm the girl...79...that stomped on your heartin front of your family"80Now I must return the ring, without the ring...81...which makes it so much harder.82Easy, we'll find it.Won't we?83Okay, look.84When did you have it last?85Doy! Probablyright before she lost it.86You don't geta lot of "doy" these days.87I know I had it this morning.88I know I had it when I wasin the kitchen with...89Dinah? 90Oh, don't be mad.91- You didn't!- Oh, I'm sorry.92I gave you one job!93But look how straightthose noodles are.94That's not how you lookfor an engagement ring in a lasagna.95I just can't do it.96Boys?97We're going in!98Hi.99That is not a happy "hi".100Carol's pregnant.101I found it!102Yeah.103Do that for two hours...104...you might be where I amright about now.105That puts that wholepillow thing in perspective.106How do you fitinto this whole thing?107Carol says she and Susanwant me to be involved.108But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.109Basically, it's totally up to me.110She is so great.I miss her.111What does she mean by "involved"?112Presumably, the biggestpart of your job is done.113Anyway, they want meto go down to this...114...sonogram thingwith them tomorrow.115 What'll you do?116I have no idea.117No matter what I do, though,I'm still gonna be a father.118This is still ruined, right?119Martha Lugwin's daughteris going to call you.120What's that curry taste?121Curry.122I think they're great.I really do.123Remember the Lugwins?The big one had a thing for you.124They all had a thing for him!125Oh, Mom!126Why is this girl going to call me?127She just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, food...128...or I don't know.129I told her you had a restaurant.130I don't have a restaurant.I work in a restaurant.131They don't have to know that.132Ross, help me with the spaghetti.133Oh, we're having spaghetti.That's...134...easy.135This'll sound unbelievably selfish on my part...136...but did you plan on bringingup the baby/lesbian thing?137It'd take the heat off of me.138What Rachel did to her life!We ran into her parents at the club.139They were not playing very well.140I won't say what theyspent on that wedding (141)...but $40,000 is a lot of money.142At least she had the chanceto leave a man at the altar.143What's that supposed to mean?144Nothing.145- It's an expression.- No, it's not.146Don't listen to her!You've always been independent.147Even when you were a kid,and you were chubby...148...and you had no friends,you were just fine.149You'd read alone in your room. And your puzzles...150There are people, like Ross, who need to shoot for the stars.151With his museum andhis papers getting published.152Others are satisfied as they are.153I'm telling you, these arethe people who never get cancer.154I read about women tryingto have it all, and I thank God...155...our little Harmonicadoesn't have that problem.156So, Ross, what's going on with you?157Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?158Look, I realize you guyshave been wondering...159...what exactly happenedbetween Carol and me.160So here's the deal.161Carol's a lesbian.162She's living with a woman named Susan.163She's pregnant with my child.164And she and Susan aregoing to raise the baby.165 And you knew about this?166Your folks are really that bad?167Well, you know, these people are pros.168They know what they do.They take their time.169They get the job done!170Boy, I know they say thatyou can't change your parents.171Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.172Must pee!173It's worse when you're twins.174- You're a twin?- Yeah. We don't speak.175She's this high-powered,driven, career-type.176- What does she do?- She's a waitress.177All right. You guys,I kind of gotta clean up now.178Chandler, you're an only child. You don't have any of this.179No, although I did havean imaginary friend...180...who my parents preferred.181Hit the lights, please.182How long was I in there?183I'm just cleaning up.184Do you need any help?185Okay, sure. Thanks.186Anyway...187So you nervousabout Barry tomorrow?188A little.189A lot.190So, got any advice?191You know, as someone who's recently been dumped.192Well, you may want to steer clearof the word "dumped".193Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know?194You should try not to look too terrific.I know it'll be hard.195You know, I'll go down there,and I'll give Barry back his ring.196And you can go with Caroland Susan to the OB-G YN.197You've got Carol tomorrow.198When did it get so complicated?199Got me.200Remember when we werein high school together?201Didn't you think you'd meet someone...202...fall in love, and that'd be it?203Man! I never thought I'd be here.204Me neither.205Sorry I'm late.I got stuck at work.206There was this bigdinosaur thing. Anyway...207Hi.208- You remember Susan.- How could I forget?209Hello, Susan.Good shake, good shake.210So we're just waiting for...?211- Dr. Oberman.- And is he...?212- She.- Of course, "she".213Is she familiar with our special situation?214Yes, and she's very supportive.215Great! Okay, that's great!216 No, I'm...217Thanks.218That opens my cervix.219Barry?220Come on in.221Are you sure?222It's fine, it's fine.Robbie's gonna be here for hours.223So how are you doing?224I'm...225I'm okay.226You look great.227Dr. Farber, JasonGreenspan's gagging.228Be right there.I'll be back in a second.229I dumped him.230So how's this going to work...231...you know, with us?232You know, when important decisions have to be made?233Give me a "for instance".234Well, I don't know.235- How about with the baby's name? - Marlon...236...if it's a boy.Minnie, if it's a girl.237As in "Mouse"?238As in my grandmother.239Still, you say "Minnie",you hear "Mouse".240How about...241How about "Julia"?242Julia.243 We agreed on Minnie.244We agreed we'd spendour lives together.245Things change.Roll with the punches.246I believe Julia's on the table.247Sorry about that.248So what have you been up to?249Not much.250I got a job.251That's great!252Why are you so tan?253I went to Aruba.254Oh, no!You went on our honeymoon alone?255No.256See, I went with...257- Now, this may hurt.- Me?258I went with Mindy.259Mindy?260My maid of honor?261We're kind of a thing now.262You got plugs!263Careful, careful. They haven't quite taken yet.264And you got lenses.265But you hate sticking your finger in your eye.266Not for her.267Listen, I reallywanted to thank you.268A month ago,I wanted to hurt you...269...more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone. 270And I'm an orthodontist.271You know, you were right.272I thought we were happy.273We weren't.274But with Mindy...275...now I'm happy.276- Spit.- What?277Me.278Anyway...279I guess this belongs to you.280And thank you for giving it to me.281Well, thank you for giving it back.282Hello!283Oh, please!What's wrong with Helen?284Helen Geller?285I don't think so!286It's not gonna be Helen Geller.287Thank you.288No. I mean, it's not Geller.289It'll be Helen Willick?290Actually, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.291Well, wait a minute.Why is she in the title?292It's my baby too.293Really? I don't remember you making any sperm.294And we all know whata challenge that is.295You two, stop it!296She gets a credit!I'm in there too! 297Not Helen Willick Bunch Geller.I think that borders on child abuse.298Of course not!I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.299He knows no one willsay all those names.300They'll end up calling her Geller. Then he gets his way.301My way?You think this is my way?302Of all the ways I ever imaginedthis moment in my life being...303...this is not my way. You know what? This is too hard.304Knock, knock!How are we today? Any nausea?305- A little.- Just a little.306I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but thanks for sharing.307Lie back.308You know what? I'm gonna go.309I don't think I can be involvedin this particular family thing.310Oh, my God!311Look at that!312I know!313Well, isn't that amazing?314What are we supposed to see?315I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.316If you tilt your headto the left and relax your eyes...317...it kind of lookslike an old potato.318Then don't do that, all right?319What do you think?320Are you welling up?321 You are.322- You are. You're welling up. - I'm not.323- You're going to be an aunt. - Oh, shut up!324Hi, Mindy!325Hi, it's Rachel.326Yeah, I'm fine.I saw Barry today.327He told me. No, it's okay. Really, it's okay.328I hope you two are very happy.I really do.329And, Min, you know,if everything works out...330...and you guys end up getting married and having kids...331...I hope they have his old hairline and your old nose!332I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now!。