小学英语英语故事(幽默故事)
Coincidence
Coincidence
巧合
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
一位女士正在唱歌。
一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道:
"What a terrible voice!n he said. "Do you know who she is?" “多难听的嗓音!”他说,“你知道她是谁吗?”
"Yes,¨was the answer. "She is my wife."
“知道,”男士回答,“她是我太太。
”
"Oh,I beg your pardon.一The man said,"Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad.I wonder who wrote that awtul song."
“噢,请你原谅。
"客人说,“当然,她的嗓音并不坏,但那歌实在太差了。
我真好奇是谁写了这么烂的歌。
”
"I did."was the answer.
"是我."男士回答道.
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