Why do some old people never use glasses?They must prefer bottles to glasses.与杯子比，他们更喜欢瓶子。
(glasses = 眼镜和杯子的双关)Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results." 因为颜料说明上写，“涂两层以便达到最好效果。
”(coat = 大衣和层的双关)What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.邮局。
(letter = 信件和字母的双关)What do workers do in a clock factory?What do workers do in a clock factory?They make faces all day.整天做鬼脸。
(face = 鬼脸和钟面的双关)What wears a cap but has no head?A bottleWhat rises in the morning and waves all day?A flagWhat's an astronomer(天文学家)?A night watchman with a college educationHow can you tell clocks and watches are shy?Because they always have their hands in front of their facesWhat's wind?Air in a hurryWhat comes after the letter "A"?All the other lettersWhat 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?Sixty. 去掉t、y剩6（Six）When do you go as fast as a racing car?when you're in it当你在车里时1.What key can run itself?——Monkey.2.What is the most difficult key to turn?——Donkey.3.My name start with a C and end with an L. I live in the desert, a hard place to live. I can carry people and their goods (货物).What am I?——Camel.4.What animals are well educated?Fish,because they go around in schools.5.What animals drop from clouds?Reindeer(rain deer).６．One thing has no feet,but it can travel all around the world,what is it?It looks like a cat,it is big and fierce,what is it?Tiger.７．One thing has no feet,but it can travel all around the world,what is it?It looks like a cat,it is big and fierce,what is it?Tiger.８．What kind of monkey can fly?It is very big, and its nose is very long.An elephant９．Ｉt is from Afica.It looks like a horse Itis black and white.Its tail is longer than a rabbit's. It runs faster than a panda.It's a答案:zebra1.What animal wears big black glasses on its face?什么动物脸上戴个大墨镜？（Panda 熊猫）2.I'm almost white, but the fur of my ears, eye pits are black. I live in the wild forests,I like eating bamboos! Who am I ?我几乎是白的，但耳朵、眼窝是黑的。
我生活在森林里，喜欢吃竹子。
我是谁？（Panda 熊猫）3.a cat,eyes like a cat,a tail like a cat ,but isn't a cat?眼睛尾巴像只猫,但又不是猫?（Tiger 老虎）1.What has hands but no feet,a face but no eyes,tell but no talk?2.What is bilak when it is clean and white when it is dirty?3.What does everybody do at the same time?4.How long should your legs be?5.What has four legs and a back but can't walk?1.Clock.2.Blackboard.3.Breathe.4.Long enough to reach the ground.5.Desk.1 What letter is a drink?2 What letter is a part of the face?3 What letter is an insect?1 T(tea)2 I (eye)3 B(bee)1.Why is nine afraid seven?2.Why does Mary fly to the sky?3.What kind of dog never can bite and bark?4.Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother,but is still a child of your mother and father?1、seven eight nine(eight与eat的过去式ate谐音。
)2、Because Mary is a bird3、hotdog4、Myself1What is it that everyone in the world is doing at the same time?2What makes one yard(院子)into two?3What is it that we never borrow but often return?4What is it that always behind time?5What is it that passes under the sun yet casts no shadow(不投下影子)6What is it that was tomorrow and will be yesterday?7What has an eye but can't see?8What is the best and cheapest light?9What has a neck but no throat（咽喉）?1.breath2.road3.time4.regret5.air6.today7.opal8.sunshine9.canteen1、What is higher without a head than with a head?a pillow(枕头)2、What is dark but made by light?A shadow(影子)3、What a room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?A mushroom 蘑菇4、What large instrument do you carry in your ears?Drums鼓5、What person tried to make you smile most of the time?A photographer 摄影师6、What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk?A clock钟7、What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?A blackboard黑板8、What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?A river河9、What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?Trouble麻烦1.Can 11 and 2 make 1 ? Why?2.Ten plus ten is ten . ten minus ten is twenty. What is it ?3.Ateacher has five oranges in her basket . She give them to five students Everyone can get one, but there is one orange in the basket .Why ? Can you guess?4.An animalfrom Africa.It eats meat . It usually sleeps and relaxes 20 hours a day. What is it ?5.There are 26 letters in English. Which letter is a kind of drink(饮料)? It's_____ .6.What kind of hand can not hold anything?7.It has two big eyes,but it can't see.It has two ears, but it can't hear.It has a mouth,but it can't eat.It has two hands,but it can't do anything.It has two legs, but it can't jump.It has no father or mother .What is it?________1. It's time.11+2=1313 is 1 p.m.（13点就是下午一点）2.glove (手套)10个手指带上手套＝10个带手套的手指摘下手套后是10个手指和10指手套3.她把只剩一个桔子的篮子给了其中一个学生The teacher give the basket to a student with the last orange.4.lion5.T6.the hand of clock表的指针7.doll玩具娃娃英语最长的单词是:smiles因为第一个字母"s"和最后一个字母"s"之间隔了"mile"（一英里）。