搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树。
农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树:I’m a tree!I can d o many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台]兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
两人继续走,兔子回头。
这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。
]兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?农夫:Huh…!I will kill U for lunch!兔子A:Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]农夫:Where~ to go? Haha!配音)。
兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。
树做出受伤中弹状。
农[农夫开了一枪“砰”(夫又开枪,同上。
农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。
兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。
树继续痛苦中弹状。
]兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me!树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。
农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它。
兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫:Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了。
兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now![兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰。
突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![倒地]农夫:OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。
打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。
又自觉地把自己绑在树上。
突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me![又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello?兔子B:Hello!It’s Jenny.兔子A:Hey Jenny!兔子B:Oh,hey Mary!兔子A:How are you?兔子B:Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:I’m fine too!How are your parents?兔子B:They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A:They are fine,too!How is your uncle?兔子B:He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A:He’s fine , too! How…兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want borrow some moneyfrom me…NO WAY!!!兔子A:No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B:But where are you?兔子A:I’m under a tree!兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A:I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!兔子B:A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]兔子A:Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音,死去]作风情万[兔子B上。
]兔子B:I’m also a rabbit!I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (种)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边,却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]朝地上倒,压倒兔子B] 树:Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~brea~ken![兔子B:What?NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breath……(作死了的声音)[农夫一觉醒来。
看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子,哼着小曲下场]小学英语剧本:喜羊羊与灰太狼发布:佚名时间:2013/9/5 10:54:00 来源:京翰教育中心录入:岳凤云人气:604 【京翰一对一辅导咨询电话:4006556010】【文字:大小】Part1: 灰太狼的主题曲,几只小羊跳着欢快的舞蹈入场。
喜羊羊:Oh! My dear friends. It is time to go to school! Let’s go!(校长出场迎接小羊)校长:Good morning! My children. Welcome to school!小羊们:Good morning, Master!校长:Hurry, It’s time for class.(一起走进教室)老师:Class begin! 暖洋洋:Stand up, please!老师:Good morning, boys and girls.全体羊羊:Good morning Miss Yang. 老师:Sit down, please!I say you do.我说你们做。
Sheep,I say you do. Touch your head. (羊们双手摸头)小羊们,我说你们做,双手摸头。
Ware your arms (羊羊们挥动双手)挥动你们的双手。
Hand in hand (羊羊们手拉手)Arm in arm (羊羊们互相拥抱)(老师出示一张图片“蛋糕”)What’s this?全体羊羊:It’s a cake. 这是蛋糕。
懒羊羊:It’s a very nice cake. I want to eat it.(老师做出做蛋糕的动作)老师:What am I doing? 暖羊羊:You are making a cake.全体羊羊:Yes!老师:I’m making a cake. Let’s sing the song“Make a cake”.我正在做蛋糕,现在我们来唱这首歌“做蛋糕”。
(放音乐,羊羊们一起唱歌并跳舞。
此时两狼躲在不远处偷看。
)灰太狼:Oh, they like watching performance. We can,,哦,他们喜欢看表演,我们可以这样...红太狼:Yes 好的。
(下课铃响,羊羊们在外面玩。
)Part2(灰太狼和红太郎扮演成演员上场,歌舞表演)沸羊羊:“Look! There is a show.” 看,那里有表演。
懒羊羊: “It’s free.” 这是免费的。
美羊羊: “Let’s have alook.” 我们去看看。
//全体羊羊:Let’s go! 我们走!灰太狼:Hello! Little sheep. Welcome! You are lovely!你们好啊!小羊羊们,欢迎你们。
你们真的是好可爱啊!红太郎:Honey, How are you?亲爱的,你们好吗?全体羊羊(很兴奋)Fine. Thank you! 很好,谢谢!灰太狼:I’m a handsome boy and she is a lovely girl.我是英俊的男生,她是可爱的女生哦.(灰太狼和红太郎摆出很多的姿势)懒洋洋:How beautiful! 好漂亮啊!沸羊羊:How cool! 好酷哦!乐羊羊:They are super stars! 他们是明星啊!灰太狼:(拿出一个苹果)What’s this? 这是什么?全体羊羊:It’s an apple. 这是苹果。