What animal can jump as high as a tree?
All animals, for trees can’t jump!
when does Friday come before Thursday?
last Friday comes before弯
How do you feel today?
With my hands
How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
Take a longer rope and compare with it!
welcome
Oral English practice:
Activity 1 : Read dialogue with your partner. What Do You Like Doing in the Evening? A: What do you like doing in the evening? Do
you watch much TV, for example? B: Yes, quite a lot of television. A: How much? B: Em, I should think about 2 to 3 hours. A: Every day? B: Yes. A: Yuh. What are your favourite programmes? B: Um, documentaries...serials, classics. A: Yes. Do you watch much sport on TV? B: Snooker, horse--jumping.
3）documentary：反映现实或历史事件的新闻片， 纪录片。
4）Snooker：一种以15只红木球及6只其他彩色球 在台球桌上进行的游戏。
译文： A:晚上你都喜欢做些什么？比如说你看电视看得多
吗？ B:是的，看得很多。 A:看多长时间的电视？ B:哦，我看得有两三个小时。 A:每天都是这样？ B:是的。 A:哇。你最喜欢的节目是什么？ B:纪录片...系列片，经典片。 A:是吗。你看体育节目吗？ B:看撞球游戏，马术等。
"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.
注解：
1）Do you watch much TV?：much是表示程度 的“量”
词，可以指时间的长短，也可以指次数的多少。这 里
主要指时间。下文a lot of television与 much television同义。但疑问句中多用much.
2）favourite programmers：最喜爱的节目。注 意美语中的拼法是favorite programs。
year, why? They planted peach trees!
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Humor joke :
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
可是老师哭了
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点， 可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离 他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一 天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学 校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭 了。”
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"
What is it that found in the every center of
America and Australia?
字母r,因为在单词 America 和Australia 的 最中间都有一个字母r.
What has legs but can’t walk?
Table
The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
What does everybody do at the same time?
Grow old!
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
Santa Claus
Why do lions eat raw meat?
They don’t know how to cook