功夫熊猫3英文台词StairsI don't think I can …You guys,just start withou me.I'll catch up!Sweet.Inner peace.Itchy no se.Fin ally,i nner peace.Now whatKai,old frie nd.Master Oogway.Our battle en ded 500 year ago!Well, now I'm ready for a rematch.Took you long eno ugh!You've grow n stron ger.500 years in the Spirit Realm,you pick up a thing or two.I have taken the chi of every master here.NOYes.And soon I will have your Power,too.When will you realizeThe more you take, the less you have.With your chiI will fin ally be able to return to the mortal world. And this time,you won't be there to stop me.It was n ever my dest iny to stop you.I have set ano ther on that path.Then I will find him...and take his chi,too.Justice is about to be served!We'll have two justice platters,please.UM??three??threeAnd a few tofu buns.Oh,the spicy no odle soup for Tigress.Did you want extra sauce with thatShe wants it on the side.On the side.??On the side.GO Dragon Warrior! You can do it!Go,Drago n Warrior!Defe nd the valley!Drago n Warrior!Go,Drago n Warrior!Defe nd the valley!You guys aren't doing the dramatic Pose,are you Do we have to strike a Pose every time we land You guys ,n ever un derestimate the Power of a dramatic entrance.I've heard about some masters who can win a fight just by throw ing ope n a door. Dramatic entranceMaster Shifu.The Drago n Warrior is correct.ReallyI was just makin g...UH yeah ,I mean, am.Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind.Hen ce,the dramatic entrance.Nice dramatic 's the occasi onToday will be my final class.Your fin al..Wait.I did n't even know you were sick!Although you have bee n look ing a little...I'm not sick....healthy,A little lot,actually.My final class,because from now onyour training will be in the hands of the Drago n Warrior. 什么WhatMe,teach Why not TigressShe's always telli ng every one what to do.Be quiet,POYou see what I meanTigress is not the Drag on Warrior.You are.Come on ,they're the Five.What could I teach themThere is always someth ing more to lear n,even for a master.For in sta nee...let me show you ano ther move...the dramatic exit.What's thatAre you kidd ing meWhere'd he goMaster.He's gon e,'s cool.We await your in structio n,master.All you have to lose is our respect.I mean, seriously,how bad can it beVery bad!Very,very bad!Okay,'s switch it up.Mon key! Immovable mou nta in sta nee!Yes,master!Tigress,tor nado back flip!Yes,master.Oh,n o! Fire!Fire! -Stop!Sorry! My fault.Cran e,go high.I mea n low! Low!Ah,my claw thi ngy!Uh,Viper and Tigress,douh,like,a totem pole pois on tech niq ue!You two,do a swarmi ng in sect bite...with a yellow tail,yellow jacket,spicy tun a..I'm sorry.Good job,PoDid you at least learn a little something Yes.That you can't teach.And Tigress is flammable, it tur ns out.Yeah,that was a complete disaster. Uh,l'm glad we're not Po right now. What a loser!What was Shifu thinkingWhat was Oogway thinking I thi nk he heard us.I'm sorry,Oogway.Would you stop doing thatHow was your first day teachi ngHumiliat ing.I heard.Who told you Did Tigress tell youI heard from Mon key,a nd Cran e,a nd Man tis... and your dad,a nd from the gift shop...and those ducks you just passed...and Tigress tole me.Did she also tell you that it'll n ever happe n aga inIf you only do what you can do, you will n ever be more tha n you are now.I don't wanna be more! I like who I am.You don't even know wha you are.What do you... Of course I do.I'm the Drago n Warrior.And what exactly does that mean. Drag on WarriorIt means, you kno w,just going around and pun chi ng and kick ing.Defending the valley!A nd stuff.Punching and kick ingYou think that is what the great Master Oogway saw for youso you could spe nd your days kick ing butt... and running through tow n high-fivi ng bunnies Yes - No!Oogway saw great ness in you,Po.Aga inst my better judgme nt.More tha n you can see in yourself.In credible power awaits you.Power bey ond anything you can imagi ne.What was thatThat was chi.What's chi JThe en ergy that flows through all liv ing thi ngs.So you're say ing if I teach,I'll be able to do cool stuff like thatNo, I'm say ing if you teach,I'll be able to do cool stuff like that.Masteri ng chi requires mastery of self.Oogway sat alone in a cave for 30 years ask ing one questi on."Who am I""Who am I"I'm lucky if I get five minu tes before you in terrupt...So now I have to sit alone in a cave for 30 years Eve ntually.After you master teach ing.Teach in gThere's no way I'm ever gonna be like you.I'm not trying to turn you into me.I'm trying to turn you into you.Turn me into meWait a sec on d,that makes n o...Almost there,Shifu.Just a little more confusing and you'll be the n ext Oogway. Sorry,no offen se, Master just...I'll let you get back to your eter nal peace.What is this placeMy brother's farm.If I stepped on you,would you dieYes.The mortal realm.You hear that,Oogway I'm back.Kai has retur ned!WhoKai,General Kai.Supreme warlord of all China.The Jade of pain.You may know me as the Beast of Ven gea nee.Maker of WidowsOh,Master Oogway!Now,he was a great warrior.We've heard of Master Oogway.Okay,okay,!Find Oogway's stude nts,a nd bring them to me.By the time I am done with them,Oogway...There will be no one left who will even remember your name.Kai is coming!I am ready...to teach you a less on.Teach me Oh,n o!lt's the Drag on teacher!Yeah,he's so han dsome!Thank you for the complime nt.No! Please don't teach me to death!PoOh,hey,'s upI was just,uh...stopp ing by for a little soak.Okay. What's wrongNothi ng.Noth ing I come home to find you tak ing a bath with your dolls...Acti on figures....a nd in stead of addi ng bath salts to the water, you just added szechua n peppercor ns.Szechua n...Oh,oh,my ten ders!Oh...Okay,yes,someth in g's wrong.There,there,s on.You tell your daddy all about it.Lift your arm.Shifu says I don't know what it meansto be the Drago n Warrior.Now I have to be a teacherI thought I fin ally knew who I was.If I'm n ot the Drag on Warrior,who am IA teacher Teach ing kung fuPo,that's a promoti on!Take the job,s on!And, someday whe n you're in charge of the whole Jade palace...I can sell no odles in the lobby!Why are you still here tak ing a bath like a babyGet out!Get up!Go,go,go! Fran chise expa nsion awaits us!But what about the Drago n Warrior look-alike con testOh, always wins that.Skadoosh.And the Drago n Warrior dumpli ng-eat ing con testI have to defe nd my title.No on e's gonna beat your dumpli ng-eat ing record.Some on e's about to beat your dumpli ng-eat ing record! Go!Go!Who's eat ing my dumpli ngsAnd who's pay ing for themIs that a new recordWho are youI am Li Shan.WhatI'm Li Sha n.I'm look ing for my son.You lost your sonYes.Many years ago.I lost my father.I'm very sorry.Thank you.Well,good luck to you.You,too.I hope you find your son.And I hope you find your father.SonOh,my gosh,it is you!Well,d on't just sta nnd your old man a hug!I can't believe you're alive!Oh, I thought I lost you forever,little Lotus.,this is very embarrass in g...but I think you've got me con fused with a panda n ame Lotus. My n ame is Po. Oh,right,you would n't know.,little Lotuswas the n ame you were give at birth.Really -Really!I can't believe it!After all these years,you're really hereThis is amaz ing!Oh,Dad!Come!Say hi to,um...I don't know what I'm supposed to call you.I'm pretty sure he said his n ame is Li.You.Come here.Thank you,tha nk you.for tak ing such good care of my son.You sonN ow,hold on just a minu te.How do we know this stra nger is even related to youLook at that.Our bellies could be brothers! -That is so cool.Hey,s on, let me teach you how to belly gong.All gong. -They jiggle the same!It's like looking in a fat mirror.I can't believe we're tak ing a picture together.But I still don't un dersta nd.I thought Po was the only panda left.'s a whole bunch of us.WhereA secret panda village in the mountains.A secret pan da...But how did you know where I wasI received a message that led me here.How could you receive a message if no one could find you Sounds suspicious to me.No, it was a message from the uni verse.Rats!Now,what's all this about a Drag on WarriorHow did you know I was a Drago n WarriorDid the uni verse tell you that,tooNo,the poster did.And the gift shop.I bought a tiny cup.Oh,right,of course!You have no idea. There's so much to show you.You're gonna be so awesomely proud.Come on, come on!I'm already awesomely proud.Couple more steps. -Give me a min ute.Feeli ng the bur n.Do you have panda asthma,tooDoes that run in the familyDad,you're gonna love this.It's,like the coolest thing ever.This is the hall of heroes.Home of the most priceless kung fu artifacts in all of China!This place is ...Awesome Were you gonna say...You were gonna say "Awesome" right Because it totally is!Totally! -But be super careful.Everythi ng's very fragile here.Like the urn of whispering warriors.Some one broke that on ce.Who -Some idiot.This is Master Flying Rhino's battle armor!I wonder if I could fit in that.Get out of my head,dad! I've won dered the same thi ng!If I could fit in it |If you couldNo,if I could fit.Dad,check it out!Master Ram's crossbow,the infam ous gate smasher.Dad,look at this!The battle helmets if Master Rat's army.They're so tiny!Master Dolph in's waterproof armor!This is my favorite.Check it out,lt's the legendary battle rickshaw of Emperor Hawk. Sweet ride. Dad,what are you doingWe're not supposed to touch anything!Oh,sorry, I put it backYeah,you probably should.You look so cool,though.How does it feelDo the hin ges hin geDoes it smell like RhinoDoes it feel like you're impe netrableDoes it feel like you could take on a thousa nd warriors...and emerge un scathedYeah,it's pretty cool.I won der what this should pull it.I think I just peed a little.Anything else we should try in here ,sonCharge!Faster, faster,faster!Thumb war!Rei nforceme nts!No fair,No fair.This is so much fu...Here we go! Go,go,go!Awesome! Faster,faster,faster.There,there.I'm fin e,I'm fine.There you go.Dolph in-style attack!You get retreat!Go Ion g,s on!I was n't ready!Coming back at you. -I got it.I'm going high! There you go.Come on ,throw it!I'm coming for you.Bring it on, Master Rhino.Here I come!I'm gonna get you. I am gonna get you!I'm gonna get you. I am gonna get you!Who's got you Who's gonna get youMaster Rh ino.WhatWhat's wrongHello.Guys,guys.You're n ever gonna guess who just showed up.Not in a millio n years.You just try.Your father!How did you just guess thatOh,wait a ,yeah,of course. We look exactly the same.Dad,say hi to my frien ds.Man tis,Tigress,M on key,Cra ne,a nd Viper. Oh,Viper,was it -Mon key,sir. They're kind of my best frien ds. And this...This is master .Uh...it is an honor to meet you, Master Pan da.Perhaps your father would care to join us in the training hall.Your son will be teach ing the class.I'm sure he's tired.I'm sure you're tired. He's tired.I'm gonna show him to the Chrysa nthemum Suite. What,tired No,l'm fine.I would love to watch you teach.Trust me,it'll be more fun just to watch me... Fight!What is thatThe valley's un der attack.SonUn der attackThis is perfect!Now you can see what being the Drag on Warrior's all about!Follow me!En emies of justice,prepare for war!Are you kiddi ng meWhat's the deal with the gree n guysSome kind of Jade zombies.Jade zombiesJombies! Jinx!Lotus,be careful!It's okay,dad,I do this every day!I recog nize these guys.The Master Badger twins,with their crush ing double-go ng tech niq ue! Yeah,that's the one!And that guy is...No!Master Porcupi ne!I thought he died a hun dred years ago.These guys are lege nd!Get a quick sketch of us.Did you get it Did you get itOh, I bli nked.Can we get ano ther oneI'm being choked by Master Porcup ine.This is so cool.Oh,'s you!Po,focus!“ Message from the uni verse. ”I'll give you a message from the uni verse.Stay away from my son!Sorry,'ll clea n up later.Not my good pan!Uh,take this one.Lotus ! Watch out!Dad,check out my dumpli ngs of doom.Gotcha.I see you.]Your chi will soon be mine.Is he talki ng to me -Which oneThey're all talki ng.Whoa,you're right. That's so scary.We should try that, it'd be scary back at them.Okay,but we gotta plan what we're gonna say first.Otherwise,it won't be scary. It'll just be stupid.It's not them talk in g,you idiots!It's me talk ing through !WhoOkay,okay,okay,E no ugh.Did you see that -What just happe nedThe gree n smoke,just poof! And the n poof!Shifu,what was thatKaiKaiKaiNope ,n ever heard of him.Where is itThere's so much wisdom in here, I can't find anything.Yes!Behold.All the an swers will be found with in.What It's bla nkAre you kiddi ng me Not aga in.Wait,wait,hold on. Sorry.Oh,okay. Here we go.It is written in Oogway's hand.“ Long ago, I had a brother... ”Oogway had a brother"In arms. In arms ” Sorry. He says,"Brother-in-arms." Maybe you should just un roll it all at once"I was an ambitious young warrior leading a great army. And fighting by my side was Kai...One day,we were ambushed.I was badly woun ded.My friend carried me for days,look ing for help...un til we came to a secret village high in the mountains.An ancient place of heali ng.A village of pan das.PandasYes,pa ndas.Pan das who used the power of chi to heal me.They taught me how to give chi.Oh,but Kai wan ted the powerall to himself.He saw that what could be give n could also be take n.I had to stop him.Our battle shook the earth...Un til,fi nally... |I bani shed Kai to the spirit realm.Should he ever return to the mortal realm...He can only be stopped by a true master of chi.""True master of chi"Like you!Me I can barely make a flower bloom.I n eed at least 30 more years,a nd a cave.We n eed a chi master.He will continue steali ngthe chi of masters un til he has con sumed it all.We have to think of a way to shop him!He'll get more and more powerfulwith every master he defeats. There is no choice. We fight.I can teach you,s on.You can do thisOf course. I'm a pan da.That must be why the uni verse sent you here!Okay,so what do I have to doYou have to come home with me.WhatTo the secret villageYes,s on.You must rediscover what it is to be a pan da.You have to lear n to live like a pan da, sleep like a pan da... Eat like a pan da.Those 103 dumpli ngsI was just warm ing up.I've always felt like I was n't eat ing up to my full pote ntial. No,you can't take Po away from ,no.I want a sec ond opinion.I thi nk he should go.Fin e,a third opi nion.Mon key Viper TigressDad,you heard what Shifu said Oogway said.This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi.And I can only master chi by knowing who I really am. Well, I'm a pan da. I'll pack you a lunch for the road.Do you really think Po can master chi in timeDoes n't matter what I thi nk.It only matters what the uni verse thin ks.So,that's a "No"Master,what are we going to doYou are going to find out where Kai is.Follow the trail of those Jade creatures.But do not en gage...For with every foe he faces,Kai becomes stro nger.Why me Is it because I askedNo,It is because you can !Should have kept your beak shut.And take Man tis.Oh, it because I ...Yes.Lunch break.You don't n eed to ask me twice.DadYes -DadYesWhat are you doing hereWhat am I doing Getti ng a backache.Did you have to step on every rockNo,I mean, why are you hereWhat was I supposed to do,huhWhat if the pan das don't have food you likeYou're n ever gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach.I con sider my prese nee missi on critical.Oh ...yes,about that.We can't share the location of the village with ...Well,you think I can't keep a secret ,huhI raised Po for 20 yearsbefore I fin ally told him he was adopted.Seriously -Yeah.Okay. I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.You can flyI'm a bird,Po.We're here.Sure looks like a long ways up there.And my son hates stairs.We're pan das. We don't do stairs.I've waited my whole life to hear those words. Rats. This is the secret panda villageNo won der you keep it a secret.If i lived here, I would n't tell anyone either.Now you can "Whoa".Whoa!Let's go! -Over here! Come on!Look over there!LiEvery one! Li's back!They're both back! -He found his son!He make it! -They're back!Li -He found his son!Every one! Li's back!Hang on, we're coming!He made it!They made it! -Why are we runningThey made it!Li Shan is back!Every one!Every on e,gather around! This is my son!Hello,hi. -He's here!You're here! -Triplets!Hi,I'm KuKu!I'm MengMeng. -I'm ShuaiShuai.Your fur is soft. -He smells like cookies.He's so han dsome,just like his father.Thank you.Son ,these are your cous ins.Dim and Sum.I have cous ins!Welcome! -Welcome!Buns on a stri ng.We call it a sn acklace.That's right.We'll make you ano ther one.It's you!So...That's nice. -Yeah,hi!I don't know who you are.Oh,stripy beautiful.Okay,careful with 's my actio n figure.Can I keep her Can I -No...problem. Of course.Yeah. That's why I brought her.Take good care of her.Yes! Stripy baby.You're like me,but fatter!You're like me,but...with a hat.He does wear a hat!You all look like me.Let's feast in my son's honor.What's thatPan das don't roll!Have you ever see n anyone look so ridiculousPo,what are you doin gPo!You're right,that is better tha n walk ing.Yeah,that's the good stuff.Have some dumpli ngs.What kind of panda does n't know how to rollWell,I'm kind of new at this whole "Be ing a pan da"Th ing.Hey,what kind of panda are youYou have a funny n eck.I'm not a panda at all.What's that -My hat.What's that -My beak.What's that -My wing. What's that -My dumpli ngs.No more questi ons! Go away,kid.Here,s on. I packed your chopsticks. Tha nks,Dad. -Wow.Oh,my. -WhatWhat are those forThese These are chopsticks. They're for pick ing up dumpli ngs.You mean you only eat one at a time Yummy. -Yeah,yummy.I knew I was n't eati ng up to my pote ntial!I am MeiMei.Wow,she's 's so beautiful.That's sweet,Po.But please,try to save all other complime nts un til after the performa nee. Me No, I did't say...Shut it.After the performa nee.Has it started yetBest ribb on dan cer in the world!At least,that's what she said.Look away.No. You can 't,ca n youDad,why does she keep stari ng at me like...That!I don't really know how to dance! Of course you do. All pan das dance.I know what you were thinking.You do"How can one panda be so beautiful"For me Oh!help me dads. -Yeah ,no,you're on your own.You're doing great,s on.Your turn.Yay,Po!Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it.I have so much to lear n.Wings of surveilla nee!Why do you do that -Do whatJust because you say "wings of" before somethi ng, it does n't mean that you're doing a special move.It's like me say ing "antenna of power"or "thorax of making san dwiches".Wings of disagreeme nt.There.Master Bear,Master Chicke n,Master Croc!What are you doing out hereJade creatures attacked our villages.We've tracked them here.Stop!They must be in there.Master Shifu stron gly advised us...not to en gage.We've gotta get in there. -But Master Shifu said...You're seriously afraidEve n Master Chicke n's going in there! And he's a chicke n. That's it. I'm going in.Man tis! We have orders not to...They n eed our help!Come 'll go high,you go low.No,wait.Fear the bug!All right,you little...Hold on, buddy. I'm coming!Antenna of power!Ah!It did n't work!Ma ntis!Your chi is strong.Just like your frien d...The bug.Ma ntis.Don't worry,little birdie.I'll put your chi to good use...Destro ying the Jade palace and every one in it. No!Wings of regret!Oh,yeah.First day of panda training!All right,flower.I'm gonna make you bloom.What What What is itI'm ready for my first day of panda training.What -You kno w,lear n to be pan da, master chi,save the world! Pan das sleep till past noon.So less on nu mber one is,"Go back to bed".Of course!Nobody said this was gonna be easy.Did I oversleepYou sure did.Yes!Yeah! Show him,kids!Can you do this Can you do thatHow about this How about thatAm I doing it Is this goodI got it! Ka-blam!Cran dma pan da,heads up! -Hello! Ow!We better roll.Po ,lunch time.PoYou gotta let the hill tell you where to roll. Rookie mistake. Dim, Sum,let's show him how we go uphill! It's beautiful.Sn ack -Whoo-hoo!You can flyI'm coming in hot!Get them while they're cold.What are you doing thereThat food is for Po!Throw it i n!There,'s it.Feeli ng relaxed -Totally.Just let yourself fall into it.Got it.I'm just...There we let it all out.That's my boy.Get out of there!My noodles!Leave my no odles alone.Subtle, subtle.Let me get some of that.Hey,leave my hat alone!We love no odles!More no odles!Just like my Po.What are you guys look ing atThat's how we roll!Ca nnon ball!Yeah!How was thatNow,you try aga in. But don't try so hard.Much better.Tha nks,Dad.For whatYou kno w,just for,you know, show ing me what it feels like...To be a pan da.So,whe n do you think I'll be readyReadyYou kno w,to lear n how to master chi.soon.Come on, I wanna show you somethi ng on.Sorry about the mess. I don't usually get visitors.Is this my MomI had this done on your 100th day.Your Momma could n't hold you still.You n early ate the paper.It's true.What was she likeShe was the total package.Smart,beautiful...Treme ndous appetie.She was the love of my life.And the n,j ust whe n I thought I could n't get any luckier... along you came, my little lotus.I really had it all.Un til that one mome nt...whe n I lost everyth ing.Dad.You don't have to worry about los ing me ever aga in.OkayLet me get some of that.It's from the Easterm provi nee!Mater Lizard, Master Ox, Master Eagle.All of them.In every village from the sea to here...every master in Chin a...has vani shed.Maybe they are all at a party.Mo nkey.I did n't get i nvited either.Kai has take n their chi.We are all that sta nd betwee n him...and the kno wledge Oogway left in our care. The villagers,evacuated Done, Master.Crane,Mantis -Still nothing.Wait. It's them!Kai.Nice.Very tacky.How dare you set foot on these groun ds!Look at you pathetic fools.Groveli ng at the feet of Oogway the magnificent.You are not fit to speak his n ame.I am n ot fit,little kitte nI fought by his side.I loved him like a brother.And he betrayed me.Now I will destroy everyth ing he has created!Go!How's that for a little kitte nI will not let you destroy Oogway's memory.Why n ot He destroyed mine.Ma ntis.It is me, your bestie!Sorry,Tigress!Sorry!Sorry!Sorry!Shifu.Bring them to me.No.You must warn Po.Master,please.I will show you the true power of chi,brother.Oogway,forgive me.Hmm. What do you say,OogwayDo you forgive himYou may have destroyed the Jade palace..But you will n ever succeed.There will always be some one to stop you.Who The pandaHis chi is stro ng...But it won't be eno ugh.He will meet the same fate as you. -No.And so will every panda in that village.Yes.Po,l hope you're ready.Dan ce,.He's so han dsome.That's a panda hug!TigressWho's sheWho is thatBig stripy baby!What are you doing hereKai attacked the valley.He's take n every master in China, in cludi ng Shifu and the others. It's all gone,Every oneEvery one.How's my restaura ntWe'll talk later.And now he's on his way here.He's after you,Po.He's after all pan das.How long do we haveNot lo ng.Please , tell me you've mastered chi.Here,take the baby. -Dad! Dad!Okay,who bel ongs to this oneYou n eed to teach me the secret chi tech nique now!No,n o,l'm afraid you n eed more time.Every on e,go get your thin gs!Let me help you with that.I don't have more time. I n eed to lear n it now!Sorry,you're not ready.Okay,pack everyth ing!I am ready. -Not quite.What are you talk ing aboutI've done everythi ng you've asked.I've mastered n app in g,sleep ing in, hammocks, hot tubs.I am totally at one with my panda parts.Now why won't you show meBecause I don't know it!You whatI don't know it,okay No one does.Maybe we used to.But not anymore.You liedNo,I ...Yes.Wh...whyTo save your life!I find out some blade-sw inging maniac is coming for you.What am I supposed to doJust let that happe nYes! I'm the Drag on Warrior.Faci ng mani acs,that's my job!。