Ah this is so niceI can't tell you how good it is to be here alonejust the two of us finallyYou and me Ahem Good eveningOh My name is Materand I'll be your waiterMater the waiter That's funny right thereMater You work hereYeah I work here What'd you thinkI snuck in here when nobody was lookin'and pretended to be your waiter so I could hang out with youOh yeah How ridiculous would that beCan I start you two lovebirds off with a couple of drinksYes I'll have my usual You know what I'll have that tooUh Right Your usualThanks man Grazie GuidoGuido what's McQueen's usualHow should I knowPerfect Give me two of them Quiet My program's onTonight on the Mel Dorado ShowHis story gripped the worldOil billionaire Miles Axlerodin an attempt to become the first car to circumnavigate the globe without GPS in an attempt to become the first car to circumnavigate the globe without GPS ironically ran out of gas and found himself trapped in the wildFeared dead he emerged 36 days laterrunning on a fuel he distilled himself from the natural elementsSince then he's sold his oil fortuneconverted himself from a gas-guzzler into an electric carand has devoted his life to finding a renewable clean-burning fuelNow he claims to have done it with his allinolAnd to show the world what his new super fuel can doAnd to show the world what his new super fuel can dohe's created a racing competition like no otherinviting the greatest championsto battle in the first ever World Grand PrixWelcome Sir Miles AxlerodThank you Mel It is good to be here Listen to meThank you Mel It is good to be here Listen to meBig oil It costs a fortune Pollution is getting worseI mean it's a fossil fuel "Fossil " as in dead dinosaursAnd we all know what happened to themAlternative energy is the future Trust me MelAfter seeing allinol in action at the World Grand Prixnobody will ever go back to gasoline againWhat happened to the dinosaurs nowAnd on satellite a World Grand Prix competitorand one of the fastest cars in the world Francesco BernoulliIt is an honor Signore Dorado for youWhy not invite Lightning McQueenOf course we invited himbut apparently after his very long racing seasonhe is taking time off to restThe Lightning McQueen would not have a chance against FrancescoI can go over 300 kilometers an hourIn miles that is like way faster than McQueenLet's go to the phones Baltimore Maryland you're on the airAm I on Hello You're on Go aheadHello Go aheadLet's go to Radiator Springs You're on callerThat Italian feller you got on therecan't talk that way about Lightning McQueenCan't talk that way about Lightning McQueenHe's the bestest race car in the whole wide worldUh-oh If he is how you say"the bestest race car " then why must he rest Huh'Cause he knows what's importantEvery now and then he prefers just to slow down enjoy lifeOh You heard it Lightning McQueen prefers to be slowThis is not news to FrancescoWhen I want to go to sleep I watch one of his racesAfter two laps I am out coldThat ain't what I meantMcQUEEN: What's going on over thereHe is afraid of FrancescoMcQUEEN: That's that Italian formula carHis name is Francesco Bernoulli Frrrrr ancesco Berrrrr noulli :) No wonder there's a crowd Why do you know his nameAnd don't say it like that It's three syllables not tenWhat He's nice to look at You know open-wheeled and allWhat's wrong with fenders I thought you liked my fendersLet me tell you something else MaterMcQueen could drive circles around youDriving in circles is all he can-a do noNoI mean yes I mean he could beat you anywhereAny time any trackMel can we move onFrancesco needs a caller who can providea little more intellectual stimulation like a dump truckHa-ha That shows what you know Dump trucks is dumbHey WhoaYeah hi This is Lightning McQueenThe Lightning McQueen huhI don't appreciate my best friend being insulted like thatMcQueen that was your best friend OhMcQueen that was your best friend OhThis is the difference between you and FrancescoFrancesco knows how good he isHe does not need to surround himself with tow trucks to prove itThose are strong words from a car that is so fragileFragile He calls Francesco fragileNot-a so fast McQueen"Not so fast " Is that your new mottoMottoThis sounds like something that needs to be settled on the race courseWhat do you say Lightning McQueen We've got room for one more racer I would love to but my crew is off for the season soPit stopYou know what They just got backDeal me in babyKa-chow YeahI know I know I just got back but we won't be longNo don't worry about me I've got enough to do hereMater's going to have a blast thoughYou're bringing Mater rightYou never bring him to any of your racesAhJust let him sit in the pits Give him a headsetCome on it will be the thrill of a lifetime for himYour drink sir Mater MaterI didn't taste itHow'd you like to come and see the world with meYou mean it Yeah You got me into this thingYou're coming along All rightKa-chowHa-haHa-haHeyHey excuse meDomo arigato どうもありがとうYeahGuido look Ferraris and tiresLet's go Ho-ho Look at thisOK now Mater remember best behaviorYou got it buddy Hey what's that MaterHey McQueen Over hereLewis Hey manJeff Hey LightningCan you believe this partyHeyYou done good You got all the leavesCheck out that tow truck Man I wonder who that guy's withAh Will you guys excuse me just for one little secondHo-ho Good jobMater Listen this isn't Radiator SpringsYou're just realizing thatOh-ho That jet lag really done a number on youMater things are different over hereWhich means maybe you should you know act a little different too Different than what Well just help me out hereYou need help Shoot Why didn't you say soThat's what a tow truck doesYeah I mean Looky thereIt's Mr San Francisco I'll introduce youMater no Look at me I'm helping you alreadyHey Mr San Francisco I'd like you to meetAh Lightning McQueen Buona seraNice to meet you Francesco Nice to meet you tooYou are very good-looking Not as good as I thought but good Excuse me Can I get a picture with youAnything for McQueen's friendMiss Sally is going to flip when she sees thisShe's Lightning McQueen's girlfriendOooh She's a big fan of yoursHey she has-a good tasteMater's prone to exaggeration I wouldn't say she's a "big fan"You're right She's a huge fanShe goes on and on about your open wheelsMentioning it once doesn't qualify as going on and onFrancesco is familiar with this reaction to FrancescoWomen respect a car that has-a nothing to hideYeah erLet us have a toast Let'sI dedicate my win tomorrow to Miss SallyOh SorryI already dedicated my win tomorrow to herSo if we both do it it's really not so specialBesides I don't have a drink I'll go get you oneDo you mind if I borrow a few bucks for one of them drinks They're free Free Shoot what am I doing hereI should probably go keep an eye on him See you at the race Yes you will see Francesco but not like thisYou will see him like-a this as he drives away from youHa That's cuteYou had one of those made up for all the racersNoOkayCiao McQueen He is so getting beat tomorrow。