英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记In this funny English play。
we have ___。
Bajie。
Wukong。
the prototype of the female and male White Bone Spirits。
and the King of the Women's Country。
Tang and his disciples arrive at a beautiful place。
but they don't know where they are。
Tang asksfor the map。
but Bajie is too busy reading a book。
Tang gets angry and demands the map。
but Bajie still ignores him。
Eventually。
___ why they can't think about ___ to listen to Tang and looks innocent.need proper food。
not just bananas。
Get me some rice and vegetables。
And next time。
make sure you listen to my ___.After giving ns to Monkey。
Tang turned to Pigsy and asked him to leave so he could rest in peace。
Once Pigsy left。
Tang ___ to call his lover。
the king of the girl country。
When he finally got through to her。
she ___ he could only call her when he was alone。
However。
___ by the return of Monkey and Tang had to hang up quickly.When ___ as food。
Tang got angry ___ instructed Monkey to listen to his ___ future.to help me find the way to the West first。
And。
bothering me with bananas。
we need to save them for food on the journey。
Also。
be careful of the monsters around here。
Wukong: Okay boss。
___.)___ to eat and look at it。
Suddenly。
___。
White Bone Demon 1: Hahaha。
I know that any monster who eats Master Tang will live forever。
How lucky I am。
now they are in my place。
(She thinks to herself) Oh。
I can pretend to be a poor old lady。
so they will trust me。
I am really clever。
(She transforms into an old lady and dances with the original white bone demon)White Bone Demon 1: Hey。
I look great。
(She walks over) Hello。
Master。
I have not eaten any food for days。
Can you spare some。
Have mercy。
may God bless you。
Tang Seng: (___ to eat and look at his sketchbook) What。
Don't you see I am starving too。
Get out of here。
If you don't leave right now。
I will ask my money and pig to eat you。
(___)White Bone Demon 1: (looks at them and begs) Oh。
please don't do that。
I am leaving。
(___)Wukong: (walks over with the bananas) Boss。
do you need some more bananas。
(___ to see it。
Tang Seng ___)Tang Seng: Wukong。
if you want to see it。
you have to help me find the way to the West first。
And please be careful of the monsters around here.To see my book。
you need to tell me that you want to see it。
Otherwise。
how will I know that you want to see it。
And if you don't want to see it。
you need to tell me that too。
Otherwise。
I'llassume that you do and show it to you。
(Wukong is already in agony and runs away)Tang: Wukong。
come back。
(sighs and continues reading)Bai 1: (spies on the book from afar) Oh。
he'___.Bai 1 and Bai 2 ___)When speaking。
you must sound cute.Bai 2: (walks gracefully over and touches Tang。
who continues eating and reading without turning his head) Leave me alone。
(Bai 2 touches him again。
but Tang still doesn't turn his head) I said leave me alone。
(Tang finally turns his head) Hi。
gentleman!Tang: Wow。
a sexy lady。
(throws away the book。
background music starts playing "Only You," they gaze at eachother for a moment) Come here。
do you want some food。
Take some bananas。
I'm Tang Seng。
but you can call me Tanny.Bai 2: Oh Tanny。
you're so friendly。
Thanks for the bananas。
I just got lost and don't know where to go now。
Can you help me?Tang: Yes。
of course。
I'll try my best to help you。
Don't worry。
(Bajie looks at Tang and exclaims) Wow。
what a beautiful girl。
(pats Wukong to look at her) Wukong: (sees her and exclaims) Oh my god。
Our boss is in danger now。
(rushes towards Bai 2)Wukong: Monster。
I will kill you。
(scares Bai 2.who hides behind Tang)___问：“What are you doing。
Monkey。
Don't be rude。
This beautiful lady is my new friend.”___回答：“Boss。
this is a monster。
In order to get close to you。
she has ___。
She will eat you!”___不信：“Bullshit。
You must be fed up with this trip to the west…”___执意要打，___苦劝不听）___说：“I think。
you。
little monkey。
need to be punished.”___赶忙说：“O h no。
boss。
please.”___叹气：“唱着It'___…!说Monkey。
you deserve what you will suffer.”（摆姿势，要念咒语）（___的Beat It，just beat it，beat it，will you listen to me？will you listen to me？will you listen to me？）___抱头大叫：“Oh boss ___。
please。
I will listen to you.”___过来求情：“Boss。
he can't stand it now.”看着___痛苦样，哦米拖佛，poor Monkey！___停止___说：“Okay。
Monkey。
___。
You can go now.”___抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃地离开。
___看着___：“八戒。
you also have to leave here。
Yourugly pig face will make my friend scared。
Go。
go。
go!”___不情愿地离开。
白2哈哈大笑：“白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形，音乐很恐怖。
”白原说：“t。
Look who I am!”（变回原样，___大喊救命）“I will eat you!”___惊叫：“啊！___、___、八戒，come back。