Funny Flight Announcements
1. What was one pilot's welcome message?
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pilot's welcome message "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the
industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."
2. What did a pilot say when he advised the passengers to stay inside the plane?
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say when he advised He said, "Please stay inside the plane till we land. It's a bit cold
outside, and if you walk on the wings, it affects the flight
pattern."
3. In case of an emergency, should adults first save themselves or their children? What did the Southwest Airlines employee say about this?
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emergency, should adults first save themselves or their children? What did the Southwest They should save themselves first. The employee said, "If you have small children traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs."
4. What did a flight attendant imply by saying, "Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."?
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flight attendant The attendant implied that the captain was not landing smoothly.
5. How did an attendant warn the passengers not to leave anything behind?
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the passengers The attendant said, "Anything left behind will be distributed
evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children
or spouses. Last one off the plane must clean it."。