中国古代笑话5Ancient Chinese PeopleGinseng Decoction Array Fair JudgmentA Mysterious LetterPunishment for a Rascal------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Array Ginseng DecoctionA youngster from a rich family saw a poor porter lying onthe ground as he was walking along the road one morning.He asked the onlookers, "Why is this man lying here?"Someone answered, "He had no food to fill his stomach andis so hungry that he is lying on the ground to catch hisbreath."The rich youngster said, "Since he has nothing to eat? why didn't he have a cup of ginseng decoction before leaving home in the morning? This would support him for half a day."Fair JudgmentWhen Duan Guangqing served as a county magistrate, he was knownfor his honest, upright nature. One day while passing a grain shop,he saw a crowd of people who seemed to be quarreling aboutsomething. Upon inquiry he learned that a country fellow hadtrampled a chick to death and the boss of the grain shop had askedfor nine hundred coins in compensation.Duan Guangqing asked, "Why does a chick cost nine hundred coins?"The fellow from the country answered, "The boss said the chick,which was of fine quality, would weigh nine jin after a few months,The current price for a chicken is one hundred coins per Jin, sohe asked me to pay nine hundred coins for the loss."Hearing this, Duan Guangqing asked the boss, "Is that true?"The boss of the grain shop nodded. "Yes, that's the way I calculated it."Then Duan Guangqing brought the case to a conclusion. "It seems that nine hundred coins is nottoo much. You just pay him that much. If you don't have enough, I'll make it up."The onlookers all complained behind his back that the judgment was unfair. The countryman dared not protest and had to pawn some of his clothes for six hundred coins. With these and three hundred coins volunteered by Duan Guangqing, the man paid the boss for the chick.Seeing the money, the boss was full of glee. He took the coins and was about to go when Duan Guangqing said hurriedly, "Wait a moment; listen to me, please. There is a saying 'dou grain, jin chicken'. That is to say, to gain one jin of weight the chick will eat one dou of grain. Now that the chick has died, the nine dou of grain have been saved, haven't they? It is only fair for you to give the nine dou of grain to the countryman."Hearing this, the boss was agape and tongue-tied. He could do nothing but give nine dou of grain.The countryman went away happily with the grain. All the people praised Duan Guangqing unanimously for his fair judgment and uprightness.A Mysterious LetterA man got a kick out of turning simple things into mysteries whencomposing a letter, though he was not good at all at writing.One day his father told him to write a letter to his brother andtell him four things:1. A villager died not long ago.2. The price of meat has gone up.3. The household has employed a new accountant.4. His brother's wife is going to have a baby.When the son had finished, however, the letter read:"A villager died not long ago. The meat sold for 179 silver coins.The household has employed a new accountant. My sister-in-law's belly is getting bigger and bigger."He soon got an angry answer from his brother:"Domestic shame should not be made public. How can the flesh of the dead be sold to others?"Punishment for a RascalA rascal lived a hard life and barely managed not to starve to death.One day he happened to pass a household that was holding the funeralof one of its family members. He slipped in and cried bitterly in frontof the memorial tablet of the dead. Nobody knew him, so, surprised,people asked him why he cried."I was best friends with the dead. We hadn't seen each other for months.Now he has passed away, how could I not feel sad? Since I just happenedto be passing, I wasn't prepared for this. All I can do now is to cryfor my best friend, which is an expression of our friendship." Thefamily was deeply moved at this and invited him for dinner.On his way home the rascal met a friend whose life was equally precarious. "Where did you manage to eat and drink today?" the friend asked the rascal, who told him the story from beginning to end.The next day the friend also found a family that was holding a funeral and cried likewise. When they asked him the reason, he replied that he was a best friend of the dead. Before he had finished, however, he received a storm of blows and kicks. The deceased of the family was a young housewife.。