当前位置:文档之家› 英文 二人相声-吹牛

英文 二人相声-吹牛

Bragging
A: Our family’s hobby is bragging!
B: Our family’s profession is bragging!
A: Our family bragging do not pay taxes.
B: Our family bragging do not pay anything!
A: It is true that I can go to the WC by myself when I was born.
B: Climb? You climb?
A: Does anyone can climb when he was born?
B:But how are you going?
A: Taking the bed as WC!
B: that is interesting! Unlucky bed!
A:As to bragging, no one can match me!
B: I do not believe, dare you PK me here?
A: There? No problem!
B:As to the meal, I can eat five bowls of noodles!
A: I can eat eight kilogramms dumplings for a meal!
B: Oh, I got a fever!
A: Well, I have a fever, too!
B: I covered with a quilt at night,but the next day,I found the quilt was burned with a big hole!
A: I held a handful of corn when I slept, the next day, I found the corn turn into popcorn!
B: I'm higher than the trees!
A: I am taller than the tower!
B:I stand on the earth, and my head can touch the sky! A:one piece of my lips touch the sky, and the other against the earth!
B: But where is your face?
A: who cares the face when bragging!
B: oh ! who cares?。

相关主题