狮子亚历克斯是丛林之王,哦不!这里的丛林指的是喧嚣的城市丛林,而非茂密的野生丛林。
在纽约中央公园里的动物园,他算得上是吸引游客的头号明星。
他和最要好的朋友斑马马蒂、长颈鹿梅尔曼和河马格洛丽亚训练有素,各自秀出的看家绝活即便是一招半式都会博得观众欢快的笑声和热烈的掌声。
虽说四周有坚固的笼子和高大的围墙照应着,深受纽约市民喜爱的四位动物好朋友的日子过得还是相当的滋润,三餐不愁甚至可以享尽荣华富贵。
按说,这样的幸福生活正是许多野生动物向往和追求的。
可是,马蒂却偏偏觉得这一切根本不值得留恋,他一直渴望回到老祖先们出生、成长的野生世界。
在四只神秘企鹅的教唆下,马蒂开始萌生去意。
于是,在企鹅们的帮助下,马蒂悄然逃离动物园,一举踏上探索野生世界的征程。
马蒂失踪了!剩下的亚历克斯、梅尔曼和格洛丽亚心急如焚,决定不惜一切代价找到马蒂。
三个伙伴也跟着逃出了从未离开过的动物园。
搭上地铁,经过中转站,他们终于在终点站找到了马蒂。
可惜重逢带来的快乐太短暂了,纽约的警察和消防队员可不管你是野兽兵团还是恐怖分子,只要有胆到纽约来闹,就一并拿下。
看样子就知道这几个是打非洲来的,发配回原地。
于是,动物们被装进木板箱押上远洋轮船。
轮船一路风浪颠簸,令关在箱子里的四只娇生惯养的园中动物叫苦不迭。
天降神兵!早有预谋的四只企鹅迅速打翻船员、敲晕船长。
失控的轮船被海浪吞没,船上的货物也被海水冲到了岸边的沙滩上。
四个土生土长的纽约佬兴奋地挣脱木箱:“外国到了(也就是马达加斯加岛),我们自由了!”从小到大都有人类的照顾,可是现在他们该如何应付野外生存的新挑战呢?如何亲身体验“野生世界才是真正的丛林”这句话的含义呢?角色介绍:狮子亚历克斯(本·斯蒂勒配音)亚历克斯是纽约中央公园动物园的国王,处处享有特殊待遇,从来也不缺香甜可口的美味和人山人海的追星族。
可是,安逸奢华的生活也剥夺了亚历克斯的天性,昔日森林之王的威风荡然无存。
在地铁站,他被老妇人一阵狂扁的时候,血盆大口却只会喊:“女士,你到底怎么了?”河马格洛丽娅(贾达·萍克特·史密斯配音)作为四个好朋友中唯一的女性,格洛丽娅美丽、聪明、强壮和独立,她非常清楚自己想要什么,也知道该如何得到想要的东西。
母性特有的细心、慈爱也使格洛丽娅觉得自己有责任照顾好那三个长不大的家伙,确保他们不受伤害。
所以在马蒂失踪后,怀孕的她也毫不犹豫地加入到搜寻队中。
长颈鹿梅尔曼(大卫·修曼配音)梅尔曼患有忧郁症,看病吃药成了他每天的例行公事。
他刚成年就从野生动物保护地—纽约布朗克斯动物园被转到了位于曼哈顿的中央公园动物园。
过去在布朗克斯的时光让梅尔曼相信自己是真正跑过世界的,当然和三个好朋友比起来,他算是见过世面的。
斑马马蒂(克里斯·洛克配音)马蒂是天生的梦想家和冒险家,他经常梦见野生世界,他渴望了解动物园以外的世界。
如此这般日久天长,不甘平淡的马蒂终于厌倦动物园的生活。
禁不住企鹅帮的鼓动,马蒂在生日当天就宣布自己要出走动物园,回归大自然。
一眨眼的工夫,盲动的他已从中央公园窜到时代广场了。
企鹅帮:四只可爱、狡猾的企鹅自始至终都不认为自己是属于动物园的。
为了回到家乡南极洲,他们精心策划了一个逃跑计划,成功诱骗马蒂他们上钩。
企鹅帮练过功夫、精通兵法,他们知道在“寡不敌众”的时候应该举起双手,知道“敌明我暗”的时候应该集中兵力各个击破。
1. Alex the Lion: Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are. Julian:[from the ground underneath Alex] Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!Melman the Giraffe: Hey, the bozos have the people.Alex the Lion: Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!Julian: They're up there.[points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness] Julian: Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.2. Gloria the Hippo: Go talk to him.Alex the Lion: But I gave him a snow globe! I can't beat that!3. Melman the Giraffe:[Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer]Marty the Zebra: Ah, this is great! Thanks![he puts it in his mouth and poses]Melman the Giraffe: I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?Marty the Zebra:[Marty spits it out and retches]4. Melman the Giraffe: Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex.Alex the Lion: What is it, Melman?Melman the Giraffe: OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection and go for a wee? Well, this time I was walking past Marty's pen, and usually I do n’t look in it, but this time I was walkin' past, and I?Alex the Lion: What, Melman? What is it?Melman the Giraffe: It's Marty... He's gone!Melman the Giraffe:[looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug] How long has he been working on this?[shouts gently down hole]Melman the Giraffe: Marty. Marty!5. Julian: Does anybody else have the heebee-jeebees?6. Julian: All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...[10-second pause]Julian:[shouts] How long is this going to take?7. Melman the Giraffe: I've divided my will into three equal parts. [wave washes against the shore, destroying 1/3 of the will]Melman the Giraffe: Oh, sorry Alex.8. [Maurice just told Marty that he was steak]Marty the Zebra: Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you?Alex the Lion: Y eah!Marty the Zebra: See I told you I don't look like no... what?9. Julian:[Mort grabs Julian's foot] What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!Maurice: He did tell you about the feet.Mort the Mouse Lemur:[cutely] He he!10. Alex the Lion: I'm gonna kill you, Marty!Marty the Zebra: Take it easy! Take it easy!Alex the Lion: And strangle you!Marty the Zebra: Calm down!Alex the Lion: Then I'm gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones!Marty the Zebra: 20-second time-out!Alex the Lion: And then I'm never talking to you again!11. [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music] Alex the Lion: Marty!Marty the Zebra: Alex!Alex the Lion: Marty!Marty the Zebra: Alex!Alex the Lion: Marty!Marty the Zebra: Alex!Alex the Lion:[angrily] Marty!Marty the Zebra:[afraid] Alex?Alex the Lion:[real-time] Marty!Marty the Zebra: Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!12. Julian: Who'd like a cookie?13. Julian: Can you not see you have insulted the freak?14. Skipper the Penguin: We've been ratted out, boys.15. Marty the Zebra:[doing armpit farts] Y eah! Y ou don't see that on Animal Planet.16. Marty the Zebra: Y ou're biting my butt!Alex the Lion:[with Marty's butt in his mouth] No, I'm not.17. Alex the Lion:[to Marty] Y ou know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out!18. Julian:[to Mort] Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!19. Maurice: What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!Julian: Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up.20. Alex the Lion: Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it!21. Alex the Lion: Shut up Spalding!22. Maurice: Where are you giants from?Alex the Lion: We're from New Y ork.Julian: All hail the New Y ork Giants!23. Gloria the Hippo: Don't make me come up there; I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all.24. Gloria the Hippo: Come on, we are New Y orkers, right?Marty the Zebra: Y eah.Gloria the Hippo: We're tough! We're gritty!Marty the Zebra: Y eah!Gloria the Hippo: We're adaptable!Melman the Giraffe: Y eah!Gloria the Hippo: And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!Melman the Giraffe: No, we're not!25. Alex the Lion:[exhausted from running and calling all night] Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria, Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis, Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al.26. Maurice:[flatly] Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.27. Marty the Zebra: This place is crack lacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.28. Gloria the Hippo: What kind of zoo is this?Melman the Giraffe: I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations. Marty the Zebra: I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain. Melman the Giraffe: Twenty-seven.29. Melman the Giraffe: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look![Takes urinal cake out of mouth]Melman the Giraffe: Free mints!30. Julian: We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa.Gloria the Hippo: The who-sa?Julian:The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.31. Marty the Zebra:[about King Julian] He's got style.Alex the Lion:What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?Melman the Giraffe:I think it's a squirrel.Julian:Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow.Alex the Lion:Definitely a squirrel.Melman the Giraffe:Y ep, a squirrel.32. Gloria the Hippo:It's not people, it's animals.Melman the Giraffe:California animals. Dude.Marty the Zebra:This is like a Puffy party.33. Melman the Giraffe:San Diego.Gloria the Hippo:San Diego?Melman the Giraffe:White, sandy beaches; cleverly simulated natural environment; wide-open enclosures. I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks.[Taps on a rock]Melman the Giraffe:Wow, that looks real.34. Skipper the Penguin:Status.Private the Penguin:[Walking on computer keyboard] It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes.Skipper the Penguin:[Slapping Private] Don't give me excuses, give me results!35. Alex the Lion:Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous day in the Big Apple. Let's go.Melman the Giraffe:Not for me. I'm calling in sick.Alex the Lion:What?Melman the Giraffe:I found a bro... another brown spot on my shoulder, right here. See? Right th... right there. Y ou see?Alex the Lion:Melman, you know it's all in your head. Hm?36. Marty the Zebra:Did you ever think that there might be more to live than steak, Alex?Alex the Lion:[to his steak] He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.37. Skipper the Penguin:Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend? [Marty nods head]Skipper the Penguin:Do you ever see any penguins running free around New Y ork City?[Marty shakes head]Skipper the Penguin:Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antartica. To the wild.38. Julian:[He begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat] Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me[Maurice begins waving Julian's arm]Julian:Faster!39. Skipper the Penguin:Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report.Kowalski the Penguin:[In a hole] We're only 500 feet from the mainsewer line.Skipper the Penguin:And the bad news?Kowalski the Penguin:[laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet] We've broken our last shovel.Skipper the Penguin:Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in. Private the Penguin:And me, Skipper?Skipper the Penguin:I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today we're gonna blow this dump.40. Skipper the Penguin:Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.41. [repeated line]Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?42. Julian:What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?[shakes his tail at Maurice]Julian:Here, give me a nibble.43. [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched]Marty the Zebra:Alex!Alex the Lion:Marty!Marty the Zebra:Alex!Alex the Lion:Marty!Marty the Zebra:Alex!Alex the Lion:[angrily] Marty!Marty the Zebra:[afraid] Alex?Alex the Lion:[real-time] Marty!Marty the Zebra:Ah! Alex!44. Mort the Mouse Lemur:I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me!45. Alex the Lion:Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. Y ou mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild? Julian:Who wipes?Gloria the Hippo:Oy vey.Julian:Oy vey!Maurice:Oy vey, everybody!46. Julian:Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...47. Julian:[singing] I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / Y ou like to... *move it*!48. Gloria the Hippo:Where are the people?Skipper the Penguin:We killed them and ate their livers.[pause]Skipper the Penguin:Gotcha there, didn't I?49. [holding up book titled, "To Serve Lemurs"]Random Lemur:It's a cookbook!50. Kowalski the Penguin:[the penguins are in Antarctica and there is justa lot of wind and a big mound of snow] Well, this sucks!51. Julian:They're just a bunch of pansies.Maurice:I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.Julian:Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!52. Mason the Chimpanzee:[Mason and Phil are surrounded by police] If you have any poo, fling it now.53. Mason the Chimpanzee:[Mason and Phil have just escaped] I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center.Mason the Chimpanzee:[Phil signs frantically] Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!54. Skipper the Penguin:Y ou, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?Marty the Zebra:I sprechen.Skipper the Penguin:What continent is this?Marty the Zebra:Manhattan.Skipper the Penguin:Hoover Dam! We're still in New Y ork! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!55. Melman the Giraffe:[shouts] Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!56. Skipper the Penguin:Y ou didn't see anything!57. Marty the Zebra:Y ou the cat.Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?Marty the Zebra:Y ou the cat.Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?Marty the Zebra:Y ou the cat.Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?Marty the Zebra:Y ou the cat.Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?Marty the Zebra:Y ou the cat.Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?58. Julian:Welcome to Madagascar.Marty the Zebra:Mada-who-ah?Julian:No. Not who-ah. As-car.59. Melman the Giraffe:It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...[starts snoring]60. Alex the Lion:[shouts] Y ou maniac! Y ou burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!Melman the Giraffe:Can we go to the fun side now?61. Alex the Lion:Giraffe! Corner pocket!62. Alex the Lion:Y ou bit the hand, Marty! Y ou bit the hand!63. Gloria the Hippo:Melman! Are you okay?Melman the Giraffe:Y eah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI. Alex the Lion:Melman, you're not getting an MRI.Melman the Giraffe:CA T scan?Alex the Lion:No! No CA T scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer! Melman the Giraffe:Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO!Marty the Zebra:Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay.Alex the Lion:No, we're not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, we're ruined!64. Marty the Zebra:[whispering] It's the man!65. Alex the Lion:Lady! What is wrong with you? Get a grip on yourself!66. Alex the Lion:[talking in his sleep] Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. Y ou are a rare delicacy.67. [singing]Alex the Lion:Happy...Gloria the Hippo:Birth...Melman the Giraffe:Day...Alex the Lion:To...Gloria the Hippo:Y ou...Alex the Lion:Y ou...Melman the Giraffe:Live...Gloria the Hippo:In...Alex the Lion:A zoo...Gloria the Hippo:Y ou...Melman the Giraffe:Look...Alex the Lion:Like a monkey...Melman the Giraffe:And...Alex the Lion:Y ou smell...Gloria the Hippo:Like...[all together]Alex the Lion, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo:One too!68. Marty the Zebra:Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. Ifa zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.69. Alex the Lion:I feel like a mile-high, pastrami on rye, on the fly fromthe deli in the sky!70. Random Lemur:I like them!Mort the Mouse Lemur:I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! Y ou hate them compared to how much I like them!Julian:Oh shut up, you're so annoying!71. Julian:Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?72. Julian:After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift. [presents Alex with his crown]Alex the Lion:No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.Julian:Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!73. Melman the Giraffe:They are kind of cute from a reasonable distance.74. Mort the Mouse Lemur:They are savages! Tonight we die.Julian:The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?Maurice:He did tell you about the feet.Mort the Mouse Lemur:[cutely] E-he.75. Mort the Mouse Lemur:King Julian! What are they?[shouts]Mort the Mouse Lemur:What are they?Julian:They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future! Maurice:They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!Mort the Mouse Lemur:[begins weeping]Julian:Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!76. Skipper the Penguin:Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do.[directing Private]Skipper the Penguin:Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kawolski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico! We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.[Private's crayon tip breaks off and he looks up in shock]77. Gloria the Hippo:A ww, you poor little baby, did that big mean lion scare you?Mort the Mouse Lemur:Mm-hmm.Gloria the Hippo:He did? He's a big fat old puddy-tat, isn't he?Mort the Mouse Lemur:[gurgling and lifting arms up to be picked up] Gloria the Hippo:Come on, mama hold you. A www!Melman the Giraffe:They are so cute from a reasonable distance.Gloria the Hippo:Look at you! Aren't you the sweetest thing... aww I just wanna dunk him in my coffee!Mort the Mouse Lemur:[giggling cutely]78. Gloria the Hippo:Ooh, aren't you the sweetest little thing? I'd just like to dunk you in my coffee.79. Alex the Lion:What does Connecticut have to offer us?Melman the Giraffe:Lyme disease.Alex the Lion:Thank you, Melman.80. Alex the Lion:Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!81. Julian:Come on? time to robot![robot voice]Julian:I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.82. Skipper the Penguin:Well boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast!83. Private the Penguin:Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?Skipper the Penguin:Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. [all four penguins waving]84. Skipper the Penguin:Y ou! Higher mammal, can you read?85. Marty the Zebra:I'm ten years old and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!86. Skipper the Penguin:[Looking at the shipping label on their crate] Kowalski. What does it say?Kowalski the Penguin:I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code. Skipper the Penguin:Not good enough.[Looking over at Mason the Chimpanzee]Skipper the Penguin:Y ou! Higher mammal. Can you read?Mason the Chimpanzee:No, but Phil can. Phil?[Phil the Chimpanzee begins motioning with his hands, which Maason interprets]Mason the Chimpanzee:Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa. Skipper the Penguin:Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico![Rico begins coughing and spits up a paper clip, with which he picks the lock on the crate. The penguins then escape and take over the ship]87. Alex the Lion:Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?88. Skipper the Penguin:Africa? That ain't gonna fly!89. Private the Penguin:[landing in Antarctica] Well. This sucks.90. Skipper the Penguin:[on arriving at Antarctica] Well, this sucks!91. Marty the Zebra:The penguins are going, so why can't I?Alex the Lion:Marty, the penguins are psychotic.。