Joey:Instead of...?
乔伊：而不是……
Chandler:That's right.
钱德勒：对。
Joey:Never had that dream.
乔伊：没做过那种梦。
Phoebe: No.
菲比：没有做过。
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
莫妮卡：好了，大家别急，这又不是约会，我们不过是出去吃吃饭，又不做爱。
Joey:Ohh.
乔伊：奥。
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
(对罗斯)我去给你要杯咖啡。
Ross:ThanБайду номын сангаасs.
罗斯：谢谢。
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
钱德勒：梦见我回到中学时代，我站在自助餐厅，我发现我全身赤裸。
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
全体：是的，做过那样的梦。
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
钱德勒：然后我低头看去，发现有一支电话……在那儿。
钱德勒：突然，电话响了，我不知道该做什么，餐厅里每个人都盯着我。
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?
莫妮卡：他们此前没有看你？
Chandler:Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!钱德勒：后来，我明白我最好去接，原来是我妈打来的。这真是太奇怪了，因为她从来不给我打电话！
（瑞秋穿着湿湿的婚纱进来，寻找着什么。）
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
钱德勒：而我只想要一百万美元（他充满希望的伸开双臂）
Monica:Rachel?! Rachel
莫妮卡：瑞秋？瑞秋。
罗斯：不知道，好不好。为什么你们大家都要盯着这个？她都不知道，我怎么会知道。
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?钱德勒：有时候我希望我是个女同志。（大家都盯着他看）我说的很大声吗？
乔伊：拜托，是你和他出去，这男人好像有什么毛病。
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
钱德勒：好了，乔伊，乖点儿，那么他是驼背？驼背还戴着假发？
Phoebe:Wait, does he eat chalk?
菲比：喔，奥。（她开始在罗斯的前面采集空气。）
Ross:No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
罗斯：别，别，不要清理我的灵气，好不好？
Phoebe:Fine! Be murky!
菲比：那好，那就呆在晦气里吧。
Joey:And you never knew she was a lesbian...乔伊：你一直都不知道她是女同志？
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
罗斯：各位，我会没事的，真的，我希望她幸福。
Monica:No you don't.
莫妮卡：不，你不会。
Ross:No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!当然我不会，去她的吧，她甩了我。
莫妮卡：（指着瑞秋）要无咖啡因的。（对大家）各位，这是瑞秋，另一个林肯高中的幸存者。（对瑞秋）这是钱德勒,菲比和乔伊,还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？
Rachel:Hi, sure!
瑞秋：你好，当然！
Ross:Hi.
罗斯：你好。
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)他们上前拥抱，可是罗斯的雨伞开了。他只好坐了回去。片刻的沉默后，从家都等着瑞秋解释。）
乔伊：好了罗斯，你现在痛苦万分，怒火中烧，心如刀割，要我来告诉你怎么办吗？
(Ross gestures his consent.)（罗斯表示同意）
Joey:Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
乔伊：脱衣舞酒店！知道吗，你单身，有性需求。
莫妮卡：你还好吧，亲爱的？
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
[时间掠过，罗斯进来。]
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
罗斯：（苦着脸）嗨！
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
乔伊：这家伙打招呼，我就想杀了我自己。
Monica:Are you okay, sweetie?
Monica:So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
莫妮卡：你现在是不是可以告诉我们了，还是等四个淋湿的伴娘来了才说。
Rachel:Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Ross:I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
罗斯：我不想单身，好不好？我只想再结婚。
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)