X: Thanks,bye-bye.
W：Hei，what a useless man ! How to give my小强a explaination.......
Y(掏出纸屑吹):Thisisgenuinesnow!
H: Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisaeveryone 's duty
Y: What your name?
W: My name is李莫愁！
Y: You mean you are the killer who murder people in cold blood!
W:Ha! Ha! Do you think I make false? Well,let you see what is the really killer!!(准备拔剑）
X:I’mximenchuixue.
Y(惊讶):Ar, ximenchuixue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme!
Y: By the way,who is her?
W: Hi,i am西门吹雪wife.
H(惊讶):What? They are the famous killer in the world .you can beat them.So you mean you are the best in the world!
Y: Youareright!
H: Teriffic!YouaretheoneI’mlookingfor! Doyouwanttojoininme?
Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me!Let me go!
X&W:No, Imustkillyou!
W: Do you remember you killed my小强2years ago ? Now, i will revenge to you!!
Y:Idon’twanttobekilled.Let me go! Mr西门吹雪！
X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!
Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……what feeling about the拉不停散！！
X(可怜状):Help!Help! Where is the washroom?
Y: What?
X: Toliet?
Y: What?
X: The “WC”?
Y: Oh,I see, goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacrossing road!
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
打更的太监
ห้องสมุดไป่ตู้旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村陌路
旁白：A quiet village is covered with whitesnow.
Birdsaredancinginthecold.
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.
Y:What? The剽悍门，the organization with many talents.
H:Yes, If you want follow me ,let us go!!
Y: Ok,Let’s go!
(To be continued…)
X:Noway!Youknow?
Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it.
Y:Pleasedrinkit!
X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
Y: Whoareyou?
H: Hua—man—-lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?He said he will join our剽悍门with his wife, But I have not seen him!
Y: Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
X:Sure, must! Milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon’tbeatyouthistime,I will never have the opportunity to defeat you 3-2-1-0 Down ha ha!
Y:Ha-ha, Nevermindbaby.
X:Excuse me,Could you tell me your name?
Y:ha ha, Iwon’tchangemyname! Nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！！）. Whoareyou?
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches.
打更的太监：The weather is dry and things areflammable, takecare not catch the fire! I’m打酱油的！
Y与X相遇．
X：Ohm, I’msorry to knockyou!