Seven days without water makes one weak.
A: What's the longest sentence in the world?
B: Prison for life.
Women have a wonderful sense of right and wrong, but little sense of right and left.
have some change in paper is black and white and read all over
A little boy came up to his mother. “Ma,” he said, “ My teacher kissed me today.” “Well, were you a good boy and did you kiss her back?” “Of course not!” he denied , “I kissed her face.”
Customer: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
Waiter: No, sir. Round.
Customer: Have you got any chicken's legs?
Waiter: No, sir, I always walk this way!
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred.
-What is the worst weather for mice ?
-When it rains cats and dogs.
-Which can run faster , heat or cold ?
A man wanting to borrow another man's newspaper asks,
"Are you finishe(d)?" The other man replies,
"No, I'm Norwegian.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's ! So don't marry!
A: What is the worst kind of fish?
B: Selfish.
A professor tapped on his desk
and shouted:
“Gentlemen ,order!” The entire class yelled：
“Beer!
--What is black and white and red all over？
-Heat. Because everyone can catch cold.
—Why should fish be well educated?
—Because they are so often found in schools.
We eat what we can and what we can’t we can.
One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked,
"What's the matter?" "Tense," answered the teacher. The student paused, then continued, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter... ?"
“What’s the difference between a soldier and a young girl?”
“ One powders the face ,the other faces the powder. “
There was a man in the restaurant. “You’re not eating your fish,” the waitress said to him . “Any thing wrong with it?” “Long time no sea. ” the man replied.
Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!
Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money.
Teacher: How can you get more money? Rumiko: The weather report said we would