英语中有好多一语双关的幽默句子，现在为大家摘录一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供参考，据说是流传甚广的加菲猫语录哦。

1. Money is not everything. Ther e's Mastercar d and Visa.
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They ar e so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, ther e is a woman. And behind every unsucc essful man, ther e ar e two or mor e.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they bec ome otherwise..
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a r elative ter m. It brings so many r elatives.
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the wor k till tomorrow what you c an put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in bac kseats c ause c hildr en.
后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。

12. "Your future depends on your dr eams."So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

13. Ther e should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

14. Har d wor k never killed any body.But why take the risk？
努力工作不会导致死亡。

但为什么要冒险呢？
15. “Wor k fascinates me.“ I c an look at it for hour s!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

16. God made relatives; Thank God we c an c hoose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17. When two’s c ompany, thr ee’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
18. A dr ess is like a barbed fence. It pr otects the pr emises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

19. The mor e you learn, the mor e you know, The mor e you know, the mor e you for get.The mor e you for get, the less you know. So why bother to lear n.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

Joke of Today
Press bell
Passing an offic e building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She
did so, and after sever al m inutes she heard the watchman clomping (踏着重步)down the stairs. The unifor med men pr oc eeded to unloc k first one gate, then another, shut down the alar m system, and finally made his way through the r evolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you c an't ring it yourself."。