英语情景对话,自己和舍友5个人在课堂上表演过.材料是自己整合了几个小故事和网上的对话小片段,在此为需要帮助的同学提供点参考.为了更好的说明,中间穿插了汉语.(英语水平不行啊).主要以娱乐为主.故事大概是这样的,有一个老师(也是旁白)和他的四个学生,一个美国人,一个印度人,一个中国人,一个日本人.看到这儿,应该可以猜到内容了,恶搞日本人的.对话如下:Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , anIndia and a Japanese. Now they are coming .四个人登场,进行自我介绍(印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of the class.(中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese.(美国人): Hi, I’m American.(日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese and my English is very poor;Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interestingand funny story have been happened when they travelled.Now , they will show us what actually happened in theirtrip.India: Well, I rent a car, but the car can only take three people. I have an idea that we take turns to ask questions, anybodywho give the right answer can get on, or run following the car.Do you agree with me?三个人异口同声地回答,尤以日本人最活跃.Yes ,sir. No problem.Inida: Now ,as the monitor of the class I will question now. Are you ready?三个人再次异口同声地回答,日本人还是最活跃Yes, we are ready.India: Hi ,American, how many sun in the sky?American: Such a simple question. The answer is only one.India: Good job. And Chinese guy, how many moon in the sky? Chinese: So easy, it’s one.Japanese: wow , laughing…,(阴笑) these questions are so simple and our Japanese are so clever.India: Hi. Japanese. Do you know how many stars in the sky? Japanese: Stars? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I don’t know.India(淫笑): I’m sorry, you don’t give me a right answer. So, we three go to Luoyang by car and you follow us. Let’s go.(对其他两人说). Pangbai: Now, the Chinese , the India, the American trave toLuoyang by car and the Japanese have to run following thecar. Several days later, the three man have taken a tour inLuoyang and they are talking about their fells. But theJapanese is still on his way.American: 描述一下洛阳,百度多的是,我也是搜的.在此省略了. Chinese: We have to go now, bur where is the Japanese? Japanese: (气喘吁吁地跑过来,弯着腰说) Thank god, I come up with you finally.India: (对日本人说) Are you OK?Japanese: (立马直起腰) I can’t be fine any more.(嘴硬!)India: Good! Now, we start the second round questioning andChinese guy, This is your hometown and as host you question us. Chinese: OK, it’s my turn. I’ll ask questions about our Chinese history and monitor, Do you know the Liberation Campaignof China.India: Let me see. It’s LiaoShen War, PeiPing war and HuaiHai War.Chinese: Absolutely right. And American, Do you know how many soldiers sacrificed in that war?American: En…, I think it’s about 500,000.Chinese: Good! And Japanese, do you know their names ? Japanese: names? (苦笑,垂头丧气地),I don’t know.Chinese” I’m sorry, boy. You failed again.(假惺惺地拍拍日本人的肩膀,对其他俩人说),Let’s go.Pangbai: Another time, the Japanese travelled on foot and the other three by car.. Suddenly they met each other somewhere onthe rode outside the Luoyang city.American: Hi. Japanese, how are you ?Japanese:(边跑边说,气喘吁吁) I’m fine. Thank you ,And you ? American:(look around ) We can’t be fine any more.Chinese: See you in Shanghai.Pangbai: Several days later. The three men had enjoyed their good time in Shanghai and the Japanese is still on his way. Butfortunately, they had changed their car for fore-seat. Itseemed that the Japanese still don’t know. Now they aretalking about their felling about Shanghai.Chinese: 描述上海.百度搜.India” It’s really an interesting journey and time up, we should go home. But where is the Japanese?Japanese: (累死累活的跑过来)Wait me for a while. I’m here. India: OK! Let’s go back.Japanese: wait, wait… ,I don’t think it’s fair to me . I have run from Xi’an to Shanghai and I have to answer the first question. India: What question?American: (与中国人对视一笑) OK! I pick out a question for you.How many leaves in that tree?Japanese: one , two , three …, wow , so many. I can’t find the answer.My god, I have to run from Shanghai to Xi’an again. (说完跑开了).Chinese: what a foolish the Japanese man. Our car have four seats.Why he run away again?India: Become fool when run, I think.Pangbai: Several days later. They all back to Xi’an. Now they are here and having my class; “Hi, boys, how is your trip?”Japanese: It’s terrible . I am so tired.Pangbai: you are a real marathon runner and you three?India: we all have enjoyed the trip.Pangbai: (铃响了) Time flies. We have ten minutes break.美国人往外走, 不小心被日本人撞了一下.发生如下对话. Japanese: I'm sorry,sir.American: I'm sorry, too.Japanese: two? I'm sorry three?American: What are you sorry for?Japanese: four? I' m sorry five.American: What do you want to say?Teacher: 老师听不下去了,生气了.这时,the teacher got down and knocked the head of Japanese and said :"I have taught youfor two years ,What did you say just now! Time up, we havethe class now."Teacher: st week, we...此时中国人登场了,打断老师的讲话.Chinese: Mr. Hu, May I go to the toilet?Teacher: 一挥手,说道Go ahead!听到这个这个中国人坐下了.Teacher: Last week, we ....,,Chinese: Mr. Hu, May I go to the toilet?Teacher: 呃,再次说道Go ahead.听到这个,中国人再次坐下了.一旁的印度人催他去,但他无动于衷. Teacher: Last week, we ...Chinese: Mr. Hu. May I go ....Teacher: Don't disturb me any more. I have said go ahead, go ahead.Why don't you go?Chinese: You alway say that go ahead, go ahead. It means去你个头呀. How can I go ?Teacher: Unbelievable! Now you can go to the toilet.Chinese: But I ' m fine now. Thank you.Teacher: It' s up to you. Last week, we have assigned a dialog between Chinese and American. And are you ready now? Chinese & American: Yes!Teacher: Now , the Chinese acts for a waiter and the American for a foreign guest. What will happen between them? Chinese: Hello.American: Hello.Chinese: You have what thing?American: Can you speak English?Chinese: If I not speak English, I speak what?American: Is anybody else speaking English?Chinese: You yourself look, All people are playing, no people have time. You can wait, you not wait you go.American: Good heavens ! Anybody else can speak English? Chinese: Shout what shout! 啊, give me a little quilt. ....en.... You have what thing?American: I want to speak to your head?Chinese: Head? Head 今天没来, Tomorrow 你来吧.最后两段对话的原版视频:/show/38CEyu8mnXkKG5l-at4ghw...html?loc=ta shangchuan。