10个趣味英语小故事
10个趣味英语小故事
1、T HEARTS BEATING
Nurse: H d u feel after ur peratin?
Patient: Quite alright, nl I an feel t hearts beating inside e
Nurse: N nder the dtr h perated n u as ling fr his ath everhere ust n
两颗心脏在跳动
护士：手术后你感觉怎样？
病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。
护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。
2、THE FIRST TIE
Patient: I' s frightened, this is first peratin
Surgen: I n ust h u feel This is first peratin, t
第一次
病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。
外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。
这也是我第一次动手术。
3、Be uh rse
Pliean: h didn't u shut fr help hen u ere rbbed f ur ath?
an: If I had pened uth, the'd have fund fur gld teeth That uld be uh
rse
可能更糟
警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？
男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。
那样情况就更糟了！
4、HIS FAULT
Bill: ther, Bbb bre a ind
ther: H did he d it?
Bill: I thre a r at hi and he dued
他的错
比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。
妈妈：他怎么打的？
比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。
、DERN LIFE
T ld friends gt tgether after an ears and sn fell t disussing their husbands' faults
&qut;e've been arried fifteen ears,&qut; ne an said, &qut;and ever night after dinner husband alas plains abut the fd&qut;
&qut;H terrible!&qut; exlaied the ther &qut;Des it bther u?&qut;
&qut;h shuld it bther e?&qut; her friend replied &qut;if he an't nl stand his n ing?&qut;
现代生活
两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。
“我们结婚十五年了，”一个妇女说道，“每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。
”
“真可恶！”另一个惊呼道。
“难道你不烦吗？”
“我烦什么？”她的朋友答道。
“他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。
”
6、TELEARETER
I ansered the phne ne evening and quil realized the vie n the ther end belnged t a teleareter
&qut;Gd evening,&qut; he said, &qut;a I spea ith Leah nasn?&qut;
&qut;She is a bab, &qut; I replied
&qut;All right,&qut; said the aller, &qut;I'll tr again later&qut;
电话推销员
一天晚上我接了一个电话，对方的声音使我很快意识到他是个电话推销员。
“晚上好，”他说，“我想和利厄乔纳森说话。
”
“她是个婴儿，”我回答说。
“没关系，”他说，“我以后再打。
”
7、AN ENERGETI IFE
Neighbr: I heard a big nise in frnt f ur huse last night hat happened t u? Husband: It as nthing ife as a bit rss, and thre verat ut f the ind Neighbr: ur verat? But h uld it ae suh a nise?
Husband: I I happened t be inside the at
精力旺盛的妻子
邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？丈夫：没什么。
我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。
邻居：你的大衣？扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？
丈夫：我我恰好也在大衣里面。
8、Friend fr Dinner
&qut;Hne,&qut; said the husband t his ife, &qut;I invited a friend he fr supper&qut;
&qut;hat? Are u raz? The huse is a ess, I haven't been shpping, all the dishes are dirt, and I dn't feel lie ing a fan eal!&qut;
&qut;I n all that&qut;
&qut;Then h did u invite a friend fr supper?&qut;
&qut;Beause the pr fl's thining abut getting arried&qut;
请朋友吃饭
“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。
”
“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。
”
“这些我全都知道。
”
“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回吃晚饭？”
“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。
”
9、GD ADVIE
The prtl sales anager as getting read t leave his dtr's ffie after a rutine exainatin &qut;Here,&qut; said the dtr, &qut;fll this diet, and I ant t see three-furths f u ba here fr a he-up in three nths&qut;
忠告
臃肿的销售经理做过常规体检后，正要离开大夫的诊室。
“听着，”大夫说，“遵守这个食谱，我希望3个月后再这儿体检时能见到四分之三的你。
”
10、SHE'D RATHER BU A GIFT
hile n a trip, realized that she had frgtten a present fr Dad's birthda &qut;That's a,&qut; he said, &qut;The nl thing I ant is fr u t lve, hnr and be&qut; pndered that idea and then replied &qut;I'd rather bu u a gift&qut;
她宁愿买一礼物
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一生日礼物。
&qut;没关系，&qut;他说，&qut;我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。
&qut;妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，&qut;我宁愿给你买一礼物。
&qut;。