经典英语的脑筋急转弯
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英语脑筋急转弯
Questions:
1.What can you tell from peter's record card with extremelypoor grades
彼得糟糕透顶的成绩单说明什么问题
2.What would George Washington be most famous for if he
were alive today
如果乔治华盛顿今天还活着,那么他最为著名的是什么
3.What does everybody do at the same time
所有的人同时在做同一件什么事情
4.What resembles half a pie
什么xx像半块饼
Keys:
1.He didn't cheat.
他没有作弊.
2.Old age.
xx.
3.Grow old.
变老.
4. The other half.
饼的另一半.
Notes:
1.record card成绩单
英语绕口令
1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wishthe witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要xx!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cookcookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who couldcook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into thedeep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. Whethertheweatherbecoldorwhethertheweatherbehot.We'llweathertheweatherwhe ther we like it or not.
无论是晴天或是阴天。
无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。
英语笑话故事
1 irteen States
"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I
can't,teacher""Why,whenIwasyourageIcouldnameallthestates,"Shescolded."Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.
2 lking on the Telephone
EachSundaytheministercalledthechildrentothefrontofthechurch
whilehetoldthemastory.Oncehebroughtatelephonetobetterillustratethe idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the otherend of the line, right?" he began.
The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on thetelephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him.
He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked,"What's his number?"
3 aying Octopus
This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus underhisarmandsays,"I'llbetanyofyouthatmyoctopuscanplayanyinstrumentthat you give him."
Two guys bet fifty dollars each that the octopus can't play theirinstruments.
ThefirstguyhandsoverhisFrenchhornandtheoctopusstartstoplayit.
The second guy hands over his tuba and sure enough the octopus startsto play it.
Thebartenderthenwalksintothebackroomandcomesbackfiveminuteslater with a set ofbagpipes and bets all the money in the drawer that theoctopus wouldn't be able to play it. He hands over the bagpipes to theoctopus and waits.
After about a minute of watching the octopus run its tentacles overthe bagpipe the owner of the octopus says, "Come on now! play it!"
The octopus replies, "What do you mean play it?! If I can figure outhow to get the plaidpajamas off of it, I'm gonna screw it!"。