搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男女儿国国王hope you guys enjoy it！改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now? Does any one of you know something about it?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问）唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！ . What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。
但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。
发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you？You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? boss, why can’t we think about girls? I just don’t understand…唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you？,This is because…oh 悟空dance to my song ！(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss，I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）唐:悟空,I am hungry.Go and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧？, 悟空：he is feeding the horse . boss I‘ll find some food and be back soon,唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样）：嘿嘿its time to call my little honey king of the girl country唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing？(不解释….)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！you seldom give me a call。
唐:oh darling….i am sorry.you know , these boys like to gossip about things like that. I can only call you when I am alone. But you know I love you from the bottom of my heart 。
oh damn it ！…they are back! Honey I will call you the next time ok ！（挂断电话一下装的很正经）悟空: boss ，who are you calling ?唐:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? 悟空:here! Ive found some delicious bananas!唐:banana，banana banana ! How many times do I have to tell you ？I am a monk, instead of a monkey! I need rice rice(加重语气)！don’t you understand? Go and give some to your brothers ok悟空：摸摸头ok boss 低头很沮丧拿着香蕉向八戒走去唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场白;Hahahaa…I know that any monster who eats master tang will live forever. how lucky I am, now they are in my place.笑着想想oh , i can pretend to be a poor old lady, so they will trust me. 嘿嘿I am really clever ……动感音乐响白骨精1上场和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完！。
白1:嘿嘿I look great!蹒跚的走过去白1:hello, master.i have not eaten any food for days….can you spare some ? have mercy，may god bless you唐：(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? Don’t see I am starving too .get out of here, if you don’t leave right now I will ask my money and pig to eat you 哼！白1：看看悟空和八戒oh please don’t do that I am leaving 蹒跚地离开躲在一个离唐不远的地方。
悟空：走过来拿着香蕉boss ，do you need some more bananas？（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）唐：, 悟空,you want to see it, dont you？,If you want to see it，you have to tell me that you want to see it, and I will give it to you ,let you see it but if you don’t tell Me that you want to see it ，how can I know that you want to see it？。
if you don’t want to see it ，you also have to tell me that you don’t want to see it 。
then I wont let you see (悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)唐：悟空！come back！哎。
（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)白1:（远处偷看到画册）oh …. He is interested in girls 嘿嘿!变成了一个女的音乐很慢幽白1和白2 双人舞变换说话一定要嗲白2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头边吃边看书：leave me alone. 白2再次碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone！这时，白2开口说话）白2:hi…. gentleman!唐:（转头）wow…hi sexy lady!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here ,do you want some food？take some bananes。
i am tang seng, you can call me Tanny白2:oh Tanny…you are so friendly ,thanks for your banana。
I just got lost ，and don’t know where to go now！can you help me？唐:yes of course, I will try my best to help you，you don’t worry！八戒：朝唐僧看看：wow ，what a beautiful girl ！手拍拍悟空look look悟空:看到后oh my god ！our boss is in danger now！马上朝白2冲过去悟空：“monster，I will kill you！“吓到白2 躲到唐的后面唐:what are you doing？monkey，don’t be rude! this beautiful lady is my new friend！悟空:boss, this is a monster，in order to get close to you。
,she has changed herself into a charming girl ，she will eat you ！唐:bullshit! you must be fed up with this trip to the west…..（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）唐：I think ，you，little monkey need to be punished悟空：（赶忙说）oh ,no , boss, please唐:(叹气)哎唱着it is so late to apologise。
! 说Money ，you deserve what you will suffer(摆姿势，要念咒语) ( 杰克逊的beat it ，，，，just beat it，beat it ，will you listen to me ？will you listen to me ？will you listen to me？)悟空抱头大叫：“oh boss enough enough。
please stop stop I will listen to you“八戒过来求情：“boss he cant stand it now看着悟空痛苦样，哦米拖佛poor money！‘唐停止念咒说：“ok、monkey, remember don’t make such stupid mistakes again，you can go now ‘悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。