1. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.2. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.3. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.4. A butcher shop opened on the 10th floor. The steaks were high.5. There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.6. If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.7. Once ice cream was invented the problem was licked.8. A box of food you buy for breakfast will have a cereal number on it.9. Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.10. A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.11. If you are what you eat, I'm staying away from the nuts!12. In a bakery buns usually play a small role.13. The salt said 'hi' to the pepper. It was seasonings greetings.14. When news that a meat shipment was coming reached the gold rush you could stake your claim and then claim your steak.15. He told me he could eat a 32 ounce steak, but I found that hard to swallow.16. He bought a plate with four corners so he could have a square meal.17. This is some pretty good tapioca. That's one way of pudding it.18. The history of cheese is full of holes, but it's interesting in its own whey.19. He became a vegetarian because he couldn't make ends meat.20. The first guy to mass produce candies made a mint.21. To photograph peas, you need a good try pod.22. Some food is not all it's cracked up to be. I'll put in a nutshell for you.23. Cabbage should be eaten raw in fact that's Cole's Law.24. Her ability to always find fresh vegetables on sale was uncanny.25. The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.26. I went to the tropics and found out that bananas are grown by a great bunch.27. Ever tried honeymoon salad? It's lettuce alone.28. People who like yogurt are well cultured.29. Those who eat candy with both hands are ambi-dextrose.30. A lady woke up not very hungry after having a roll and a turnover in bed.31. Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they 'can'.32. Those who transport salt are movers and shakers.33. Some of us are like potatoes: thick skinned but soft inside when warmed.34. I love to eat eggs at the crack of dawn.35. If you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth.36. What it boils down to is this: eggs taste good.37. The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition.38. After he swallowed a whip, he got a real tongue-lashing.39. Spoiled meat is a dead loss.40. He put an orange in his boxing glove so he could have a fruit punch.41. On cooking shows, there is little margerine of error.42. In some countries steaks are rare but if you can find one well done!43. Leftover spaghetti is pasta its prime.44. The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix.45. You often hear of a good wine through the grapevine.46. He wasn't supposed to eat the pie but he kept pecan at it.47. Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.48. He always ate hot dogs with relish and gave his condiments to the chef.49. He was so pickled that he was hard of herring.50. For meat some people eat lamb and mutton else.51. As a fruit, oranges are very a-peeling.52. Jim: 'Did you hear about the guy who ate twenty pancakes for breakfast?' Joe: 'How waffle.'53. Sweet potatoes? I yam impressed!54. Some people think pickles are dill-icious.55. When negotiating whether to share your french fries, you have quite a few bargaining chips.56. The nutritionist broke her speech into bite-sized pieces.57. The mushroom is a vegetable of high morel standing.58. When potato chips don't sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.59. When my camera fell in the toffee I was making, I got a very candied picture.60. A wide loaf had bread-th.61. She swallowed a peach seed and could feel it in the pit of her stomach.62. She always took spices with a grain of salt.63. Corn is so versatile that it is an a-maize-ing grain.64. If you take alphabet soup on vacation, pack it in your upper case.65. A man ate platefuls and platefuls ofchips. His truly was the face that lunched a thousand chips.66. Inside a hot dog factory you never sausage a sight before.67. She sent some herbs by parsley post.68. When it was lumpy he had a beef with his gravy.69. 'Almond joying myself' he said eating nuts.70. Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance.71. If you lean over a balcony and cut open a rotton peach you will see the pitfall.72. Funny looking corn grows on a laughing stalk.73. Christmas dinner is a place where you can really talk turkey.74. When Emily made pickles she got herself into a real dil-emma.75. Taking skin off fruit might include paring a pair of pears.76. Why will you never starve at the beach? Because of all of the sand which is there.77. Animals are slaughtered for meat at a tender age.。