超级搞笑的中国式英语11. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who232. 白痴：White eat!453. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban674. 班长：class long895. 彼此彼此：you me you me10116. 表妹：watch sister12137. 别唬我：don’t tiger me14158. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one16179. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose1810. 不三不四： no three no four202111. 不要开黄腔：do not open yellow gun222312. 车祸现场描述：one car come， one car go ,two car peng 24－peng, people die252613. 呈现强烈的企图心：Demonstrate the strong attempt heart272814. 吃白食：eat white food293015. 春江水暖鸭先知：spring river water warm duck first know313216. 大人不计小人过：Big people do not think of small people’s 33mistake343517. 第一眼看到你，我就爱上你了：first eye see you, i shit love 36you3718. 电源线：power line394019. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, 41I’ll give you some color to see see424320. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee444521. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll s how you some color464722. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t 48wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face495023. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try515224. 狗娘养的：dog mother born535425. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong555626. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many pople go to die, why 57do not you go to die585927. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up606128. 好久不见：long time no see626329. 红颜知己：red face know me646530. 加油：add oil666731. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠： save man one life, betther than 68building up 7-floor tower697032. 开水：open water717233. 看不看：see no see?737434. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go757635. 课间操：lesson between fuck777836. 老表：old watch798037. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, 81chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole828338. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger848539. 没脸见人：have no face see person868740. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough888941. 面试：face try909142. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who 92call who!939443. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!959644. 你爱我吗：you love I?979845. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird 99you10010146. 你给我等着：you give me wait10210347. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out10410548. 你给我记住：you give me remember10610749. 你给我站住：you give me stop10810950. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. 110One side play go11111251. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where 11311452. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go! 11511653. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?11711854. 你TMD：you he mother’s11912055. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who12112256. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain 123you!12412557. 你有两下子：you have two down son12612758. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，128I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！12913059. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son13113260. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and 133see13413561. 七上八下：seven up eight down13613762. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl13813963. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee14014164. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped14214365. 去你妈：go you mother14414566. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world14614767. 人山人海：people mountain people sea14814968. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind15015169. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher 15215370. 三心二意：three heart two meaning15415571. 色狼：colour wolf15615772. 生日快乐：birthday happy15815973. 上网：up net16016174. 上学：up school16216375. 胜败乃家常便饭：win lost milk house long poopoo rice 16416576. 是不是：yes no yes16616777. 十全十美：ten all ten nice16816978. 十三点：ten three point17017179. 试试看：try try see17217380. 耍帅：play handsome17417581. 死猪不怕开水烫！：die pig not pa hot water tang! 17617782. 谈朋友：talk friend17817983. 体壮如牛：body strong as a cow18018184. 万紫千红：ten thousand purple one thousand red 18218385. 王八：king eight18418586. 王八蛋：wang eight eggs18618787. 望穿秋水：look through autumn water18818988. 王老五：wang old five19019189. 唯小人与女人难养也：only small people and women hard to 192feed19319490. 我的天呀！：my sky !19519691. 我服了你！：I follow you!19719892. 我感到很难过：I feel difficult to pass19920093. 我叫李老大，今年25：I call Li old big. toyear 2520120294. 我容易么我？：am I easy I？20320495. 我是大儿子：I am a big son20520696. 我是独一无二：I am olny one no two20720897. 我是流氓我怕谁：I’m a scamp, I’m afraid of whom20921098. 我是中国人：I am in China21121299. 我要给你点颜色看看：I will give you some color to see see 213（好像也被黑人群体最近所采用）214215100. 五讲、四美、三热爱：five talk, four beauty, three lover 216217101. 无钱无得：No money, no talk218219102. 笑里藏刀：A knife in the smile220221103. 心花怒放：heart flower angry open222223104. 眼看手勿动：look, see OK, no touch224225105. 要钱不给，要命有一条：want money no, want life one 226227106. 要钱还是要命：money or life?228229107. 一分耕耘一分收获：EVEN GAME WIN , EVEN SO WHOLE230231108. 一见钟情：One look clock love232233109. 意思意思：meaning meaning234235110. 一言既出，驷马难追：one word is out, four horses cannot 236chase237238111. 一元复苏，万象更新：one dollar restart, ten thousand 239elephant update240241112. 远水解不了近渴：242Far water car not save near thirsty243244113. 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊：we brothers, who and who ah245246114. 怎么老是你：how old are you?247248115. 怎么是你：how are you?249250116. 朝三暮四：morning three night four （感谢台湾卡通，好像251这个用法在孩子们中开始流行）252253117. 这样也行？：this too good?254255118. 知之为知之，不知为不知：know is know， no know is no know 256257119. 中国人民万岁：China people ten thousand year258259120. 猪狗不如：PIG DOG BLUE260261121. 猪肉面条：pig noodle262263122. 猪头三，去死吧：pig 3 head,go dead!264265123. 走过路过，不要错过：go past no mistake past 266267124. 走着瞧：go and look!268269125. 钻石王老五：diamond wang old five270。