幽默英语小故事欣赏
幽默英语小故事篇一
During the doctor s periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return. When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. Can you imagine, she said. Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!
医生按期来探视我的老母。
我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。
医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。
然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。
医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。
你能想象吗，她说，付了他70元，我还得亲他!
幽默英语小故事篇二
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attentionof any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar billand waved it above the crowd. In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed theporter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。
无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。
一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。
先生，脚夫说道，很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。
幽默英语小故事篇三
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot.
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。
他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。
门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。
Why use my elbow and foot?
为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?
Well, gosh, was the reply, You re not coming empty-handed, are you?
天哪! 吝啬鬼回答，你总不会空着手来吧?
幽默英语小故事篇四
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.Immediately someone responded to the ad, That s an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What s wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.
一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。
无意中报纸在广告语中加了个逗号，读起来成这样了，50元卖马，马鞍和马缰绳。
马上就有人询问这则广告，这马的价格真是太便宜了，询问者说，马有什么毛病吗?哦，它是死的，安排这条误入的广告的人回答道。