外企员工英文辞职报告外企员工英文辞职报告第一篇：外企员工英文辞职报告dearxxx,as a graduate of an institution of higher eduation, i have a fe ver basi expetations. hief among these is that m diret superiors have an intellet that ranges above the mon ground squirrel. after our onsistent and annoing harassmentof m o-orkers and me during the mission of our duties, i an onl surmise that ou are one of the fe true geneti astes of our time.asking me, a netork administrator, to explain ever little nuane of everthing i do eah time ou happen to stroll into m offie is not onl a aste of time, but also a aste of preious oxgen. i as hired beause i kno ho to netork puter sstems, and ou ere apparentl hired to provide amusement to mself andother emploees, ho ath ou vainl attempt to understand the onept of ut and paste for the hundredth time.ou ill never understand puters. something as inredibl simple as binar still gives ou too man options. ou ill also never understand h people hate ou, but i am going to tr and explain it to ou, even though i am sure this ill be just aseffetive as telling ou hat an ip address is. our shin ne ima has more personalit than ou ever ill.ou alk around the building all da, shiftlessl looking for fault in others. ou have a sharp dressed, useless look about ou that ma have orked for our intervie, but no that ou atuall have responsibilit, ou pan it off on overorked staff, hoping their talent ill over for our glaring ineptitude. in a orldof managerial evolution, ou are the blue-green algae that everone else eats and laughs at. managers like ou are a sad proof of the dilbert priniple.sine this situation is unlikel to hange ithout ou getting a full frontal lobotom reversal, i am fored to tender m resignation. hoever, i have a fe parting thoughts.1. hen someone alls ou in referene to emploment, it is illegal for ou to give me a bad remendation. the most ou an sa to hurt me is i prefer not to ment. i ill have friends randoml all ou over the next ouple of ears to keep ou honest, beause i kno ou ould be unable to do it on our on.i have all the passords to ever aount on the sstem, and i kno ever passord ou have used for the last five ears. if ou deide to get ute, i am going to publish our favorites list, hih i onvenientl saved hen ou made me bak up our useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usuall vieed favorabl b the administration.3. hen ou borroed the digital amera to take pitures of our mothers birthda, ou negleted to mention that ou ere going to take pitures of ourself in the mirror nude. then ou forgot to erase them like the tehno-moron ou reall are. suffie it to sa i have never seen suh odd ats ith a saue bottle, but i assure ou that those have been opied and kept in safe plaes pending the authoring of a gloing letter of remendation. and me.as i go to the ne position, i ll do so ith the utmost respet for the management examples and philosophies learned here and ith gratitude for the personal attention to m areer groth.thank ou for the rearding experiene i ve enjoed during m seven-ear assoiation ith the organization.sinerel,第四篇：外企英文辞职报告外企英文辞职报告范文dear mr.please aept m resignation as assoiate hemist at the gert institute. i plan to leave m job here on september 30, , taking a fe das of annual leave just prior to that effetive date.industr. therefore, i ve aepted a position ith fur refining, in., that should put me bak in touh ith m first love.although i m eager to aept the hallenges in this ne position, i regret leaving the institute. ou and the organization as a hole have treated me ver ell over the past three ears. i on t forget the friendship and professional groth i ve experiened as an emploee here.best ishes to all of ou for ears of expansion here.好范文辞职报告更多附送：外企员工辞职申请书外企员工辞职申请书第一篇：201X外企员工辞职申请书dear mr.please aept m resignation as assoiate hemist at the gert institute. i plan to leave m job here on september 30, , taking a fe das of annual leave just prior to that effetive date.industr. therefore, i ve aepted a position ith fur refining, in., that should put me bak in touh ith m first love.although i m eager to aept the hallenges in this ne position, i regret leaving the institute. ou and the organization as a hole have treated me ver ell over the past three ears. i on t forget the friendship and professional groth i ve experiened as an emploee here.best ishes to all of ou for ears of expansion here.sinerel第二篇：外企员工英文辞职报告dearxxx,as a graduate of an institution of higher eduation, i have a fe ver basi expetations. hief among these is that m diret superiors have an intellet that ranges above the mon ground squirrel. after our onsistent and annoing harassmentof m o-orkers and me during the mission of our duties, i an onl surmise that ou are one of the fe true geneti astes of our time.asking me, a netork administrator, to explain ever little nuane of everthing i do eah time ou happen to stroll into m offie is not onl a aste of time, but also a aste of preious oxgen. i as hired beause i kno ho to netork puter sstems, andou ere apparentl hired to provide amusement to mself andother emploees, ho ath ou vainl attempt to understand the onept of ut and paste for the hundredth time.ou ill never understand puters. something as inredibl simple as binar still gives ou too man options. ou ill also never understand h people hate ou, but i am going to tr and explain it to ou, even though i am sure this ill be just as effetive as telling ou hat an ip address is. our shin ne ima has more personalit than ou ever ill.ou alk around the building all da, shiftlessl looking for fault in others. ou have a sharp dressed, useless look about ou that ma have orked for our intervie, but no that ou atuall have responsibilit, ou pan it off on overorked staff, hoping their talent ill over for our glaring ineptitude. in a orldof managerial evolution, ou are the blue-green algae that everone else eats and laughs at. managers like ou are a sad proof of the dilbert priniple.sine this situation is unlikel to hange ithout ou getting a full frontal lobotom reversal, i am fored to tender m resignation. hoever, i have a fe parting thoughts.1. hen someone alls ou in referene to emploment, it is illegal for ou to give me a bad remendation. the most ou an sa to hurt me is i prefer not to ment. i ill have friendsrandoml all ou over the next ouple of ears to keep ou honest, beause i kno ou ould be unable to do it on our on.i have all the passords to ever aount on the sstem, and i kno ever passord ou have used for the last five ears. if ou deide to get ute, i am going to publish our favorites list, hih i onvenientl saved hen ou made me bak up our useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usuall vieed favorabl b the administration.3. hen ou borroed the digital amera to take pitures of our mothers birthda, ou negleted to mention that ou ere going to take pitures of ourself in the mirror nude. then ou forgot to erase them like the tehno-moron ou reall are. suffie it to sa i have never seen suh odd ats ith a saue bottle, but i assure ou that those have been opied and kept in safe plaes pending the authoring of a gloing letter of remendation.thank ou for our time, and i expet the letter of remendation on m desk b 8:00 am tomorro. one ord of this to anbod, and all of our little tisted repugnant obsessions ill be open to the publi. never sre ith our sstems administrator. h? beause the kno hat ou do ith all that free time!ishing ou a grand and glorious da.第三篇：外企员工优秀的辞职报告尊敬的张总：您好！十分抱歉我没有按照您的要求写市场推广计划，而是写了这篇可以称之为离职申请书的东西。