S2E1I respect it all, but I'll throw up.我完全尊重这种做法，但我会吐的I don't judge.我很开明的I am not at all emotional about it.我情绪平和，一点也不激动'Cause you never tell a man in prison no. He could hang himself with his belt.不可以拒绝坐牢的人，他会上吊自尽的Do not give me that look.别用那种眼神看我Quick, how's my hairnet?快看看我发罩怎么样It's all getting a little tense.这有点太剑拔弩张了Be more sensitive and stuff.考虑一下别人的心情Just wanted to pick your brain.只想听听你的意见Even if I could bring myself to go through all that, we need every penny we have for the cupcake business.就算我能够忍受出席的痛苦，但我们真得省下每一分钱来用于小蛋糕事业I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.我用肥皂包装盒当钱包呢It was either that, or he was hitting on me, which, I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't hate. 不是暗指有钱就是在对我放电，坦白说，那样也不赖Nancy Drew神探南茜You're telling me the man who invented a way to defraud most of New York isn't as clever as a stone 12-year-old with a butter knife?你觉得一个能够骗尽大半个纽约的天才想不到一个12岁嗑药妹能想出的法子吗I'm the boss of you.我是你老大I know I'm a brunette, but do I have bangs?我可以扮个褐发妞，但要刘海吗Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.含着银汤匙出生Eh, six of one.半斤八两啦You do so much with so little fabric.少少的布料，大大的美丽Golden shower.黄金淋浴**(piss in the mouth)Yolo!那是哟Back out now, ladies. I'm a paddle bitch.放弃吧，女士们，我乃竞价小贱哥Well, I'm a bitch bitch.我还是贱贱姐呢Jet skis.水上摩托车Which, for anyone who might be watching my lips, we were going to give all to charity.致所有可能读我唇语的人，我们将要拿那笔钱去做公益No matter how hard the circumstances, you could get over any hurdle.无论境况多糟糕，你都能跨过任何难关I now see how that could've happened to him.这会儿我看出他为何会有今日了I'm pissed as hell.我还在生气呢S2E2Twitter is stupid. And Instagram is twitter for people who can't read. 推特已经够蠢了，而图片分享网，就是给不识字的人用的推特Nothing worse than a cake tease. Ask any man.敢说不敢做的人最差劲了，不信随便找个男人问问Everything's gonna work out.一切都会水到渠成的Been there, done that.我亲身体验过了Luddites.卢德分子：19世纪对抗工业革命反对机械代替人力的人们Oh, blegh!恶心啊There is no luck. There is only work.【Keep in mind】幸运是不存在的，努力才是硬道理It's limp, anemic, and lackluster.这项链没个性，没活力，没光泽Just got a little damp.有点小兴奋Never would've happened if I had had my necklace.如果我的幸运项链在的话，就不会发生这种事了Might as well face it.借此面对现实吧You and I are on our own.我们俩只能自食其力What kind of freaks deface a cupcake machine?怎么会有变态想要乱喷小蛋糕机啊We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total. 我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收入加到小蛋糕生意基金里Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need.加上那150块，咱们离目标又近了一“大”步呢Mushroom growing on our bathroom rug浴室地毯上长的小蘑菇Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky? 你想知道我认为它是幸运项链的真正原因么I was wearing it the day I met you.遇见你的那天，我就戴着它Pearl necklace珍珠项链**[semen]Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again.我本已绝望，她又重燃我希望之火S2E3You're in my house now, bitch.敢在太岁头上动土，狗东西I wish I hadn't seen it.亮瞎狗眼【无法直视】Fart cushions are funny.放屁垫果然搞笑That was very uncharacteristic of me.那完全不是平时的我嘛So now you just know everything about life?所以你已经看透人间百态了吗Without the attitude and the fidgety exhaling.态度好点，少唧唧歪歪He's in love with a pretty girl who his rival tries to kill them他会爱上漂亮女人，而敌人会试图杀了他们Partial nudity半裸镜头Product placement植入式广告Dope explosions爆炸场面Hans Zimmer好莱坞知名电影配乐家Yelling at the screen is the best part of going to the movies, and more white people should learn that.冲着屏幕嚷嚷是看电影最爽的部分，你们白人该学着点We'll stop if it hurts.如果你疼我们就停下Every now and then, on our own behalf we do put ourselves second但我要为咱俩说句公道话，我们偶尔也为对方着想The Wiz绿野仙踪[绿野先尿](wiz = pee )Sometimes people bug me, and I need some time away.有时候人们让我心烦，而我需要静一静We're gonna hang sometime.改天一起粗去玩You got my eye on you.你赢得了我的注意哟S2E4Bitch needs to take it down a notch.那贱人气焰不该这么嚣张They're moist, delicious, creamy.水嫩，味美，奶油多You just put everything into perspective.你看待事物总是有独到见解I thought Google eliminated the need to ask question out loud, but fine.我还以为有了谷歌之后，就不会有人随口问蠢问题，但没关系The world's a dead-end and nothing good happens ever to anyone.人生就是个死胡同，好事永不降临Flat iron直板夹Fist bumping击拳Bring my "A" game用尽全力Force of habit职业病Bring your own brand.打出自己的品牌特色We are screwed.我们死定了Slow and steady.【like it】稳扎稳打S2E5Nighty night.晚安咯You have discipline.你有自控能力Keep an open dialogue.开诚布公Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 佛靠金装，人靠衣装We have to be grown-ups about this.我们得用成熟的心态来对待A gin and juice box一盒琴酒混合果汁That brand of put-down humor那种嘲笑人的幽默It's so wrong it's right.【Yolo! 】大家就爱重口的Per your name名不虚传S2E6Not a care in the world.无忧无虑Panty hose连裤袜This sloppy joe is the most amazing terrible thing I've ever eaten. 这碎牛肉三明治[邋遢乔]是我吃过最好吃的糟糕食物Bum about your life对生活感到失落I've been wanting to say this the whole time.有句话我想说很久了It's kind of the look I was going for.就是我一直想要的效果Doom-pa-dee-doo*可代表任何词的无义词S2E7Sell her kidney for new iPad卖肾买新iPadEmojis颜文字Look, just know you're going to struggle for a while.记住，刚开始肯定有不顺In short, there's really no point to anything.总之，不必在意不顺心之事S2E8This is a big leap of faith.这的确是一步险棋I'm fighting the instinct to weep, but keep going.我在强忍眼中悲哀的泪Lose some eggs, more room for beer.少留点卵子，多装点啤酒S2E9Feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.你觉得自己的命值多少，就给多少小费吧That crap ain't gonna fly.老娘才不信那些屁话呢That was some ballsy, bold, in-your-face awesome lying.刚才够胆，牛逼哄哄的撒谎啊Three times the fun.三倍剂量，三倍享受All in caps.全大写We're on our way.我们离梦想越来越近了S2E10Even in a fiction scenario, I cannot permit myself to go there.即使只是假设，我也不能如此无下限Not that it's any of your business.不关你事See, this is why I don't like you so much.瞧，所以说我不太喜欢你嘛That is a cross to bear.这也太悲催了I'm it, and you can suck it.老娘超牛，你去死吧Maybe I'm the kind of person who only wants something they can't have. And then when they get it, they don't want it anymore.也许我是那种只喜欢得不到的东西的人，一旦得到就不喜欢了S1E11Jinx, you own me a coke.倒霉鬼，你要请我喝可乐哦[儿童游戏]Ya fat, ya ugly, ya fugly.你这个又丑又胖的死猪扒Life isn't like a movie. Some time you're not a success right away, sometime you have to just eat it and be a cupcake, and sometimes you have to take your "I love you" whichever way it comes.生活不像电影，有时你不能立刻成功，有时你不得不咽下苦果扮成一个小蛋糕，有时无论别人怎么告白你都得承受S2E12I think ahead.我多深谋远虑啊It's weird how sex is so great, and yet it, it makes these.真奇怪XXOO如此愉悦却如此…(令人- -)Thank you for the stoner's summary of the last election.感谢你选举后的毒虫政策精选Second-hand smoke二手烟There's no need to kill imaginary cats.别这样诅咒猫嘛Let's just send out positive energy, and the universe will provide.让我们多展现积极的一面，冥冥之中自会有安排Swing and a miss, universe.失手了啊，老天爷You've heard "When God closes a door, he opens a window"? He's running from his landlord.你听过“天无绝人之路”吧，就是在躲房东呢The pot is in the pot!我的大麻掉进锅里了It's like a skunk skunked a skunk.像一只臭鼬被另一只臭鼬喷了臭气似的I got my horse stoned.我家小马都成毒虫了He's just trying to fit in at school.他只是想融入圈子嘛Chill out.别这么紧张啦Maui wowie!大麻呀喂I didn't even know blonde people could be sad.原来金发人也会伤感啊She is really getting the hang of that.她真是驾轻就熟啊Just know that my success doesn't mean anything if I can't share with you. 只想你知道，我的成功如不能与你分享就一文不值If you ever need it, it's there.你一旦有需要，它就在这儿S2E13Two-room suite两室一厅Hey, keep out of it.你少管闲事Weird fixation on children恋童癖I was watching a Living Single marathon我看了好久的情景喜剧Lipstick lesbians十分女性化的女同Wanna come back as her.都想下辈子投胎变成她You snooze, you lose.先下手为强All's right with the world.世间一切太平S2E14Success really cuts your balls off!成功的代价就是当孙子啊It just felt like time.岁月不饶人啊S2E15We'll finally have an answer to the question "What comes first? The chicken or the Oleg?"我们就能知道“是谁先…来‟，鸡还是奥列格？”Zero dark thirty军事用语：户外漆黑时刻；《猎杀本拉登》Easy Spirit舒适但老土的鞋子品牌Free spirit自由灵魂Fortune teller算命店May you live a long and healthy life.祝你健康长寿No one person can get it all.鱼与熊掌不可兼得S2E16New York without money is like no magic.在纽约，没钱就等于没戏No spoilers.不许剧透Two-night one-night stand429S2E18When do you hold'em and when do you fold'em?何时留，何时走Give me the cold shoulder故意不理我Ehr mah gerd!额滴神(牙套版omg)S2E19Well, let me give you a "for instance".我来打个比方S2E20Don't go there.别哪壶不开提哪壶It's just a matter of time.迟早的事She should've checked herself before she wrecked herself. 她跟我装b之前该掂量掂量自己I'm holding firm.我立场坚定S2E21Yeah, it worries me that it'll never happen again.我可担心以后再也遇不到这种好事了Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.耶稣回来救赎人间都比她快，憨憨I'm insulted and honored at the same time.让我受辱之余还倍感光荣Sex is the only fun thing poor people can afford.XXOO是穷人唯一玩得起的娱乐了Well, now it has a good personality.好吧，如今它是丑得很有个性It's better to just spend whatever money you got on weed to help you forget whatever you got.那还不如把钱都花在大麻上，来缓解病痛I try to lighten the load with a little humor.我想用幽默感来减轻重负Nice try.想得美Adam's apple喉结Here's the thing.我就直说吧Clear vaginas, full heart, can't lose.葵花宝典，全心全意，十拿九稳S2E22That one day, he and I live in a world where our love is recognized and we have the same rights as gay couples.将来有一天他和我住在一个爱情被认可并和同性夫妻享有同样权利的世界Shut your face哇靠Cops by day, prostitutes by night? You know, copstitutes.这次当警察下次当失足女如何失足女警察Scene eight, take one.第八场第一幕Walkie-talkies对讲机You know he won't cheat on you with somebody else, because you're the somebody else.你知道他不会找第三者因为你就是那个第三者I didn't do dj, so I'm in the B.G.因为没"做"DJ 就只能做背景It is most decidedly not cool, pal.这是绝对的不好伙计Funk and skank.真相大调查S2E23Giggle up a storm弄得满城风雨My shoulders are all up around my ears.大街小巷到处都是这传闻Anyone can get into any room if they really want to.只要有决心哪都能进去Far from inadequate证据确凿S2E24 FinalePutting a pretty church hat on a whore.碧池立牌坊Life just sucks it hard sometimes.人生不如意之事十有八九A happy meal toy reminds people of a sweeter time.快乐就餐的附加值在于让人们回忆起甜蜜时光What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.随遇而安So we'll have nowhere to go but up.我们已经很底层不能再往下跌了(否极泰来)Some people open up a windows, some people smash them. 有人S3E1getting back up on that horse重振旗鼓burn it to the ground, for all I care随你大小便我不管了we got it out of our systems我们没事了fancy-ass碉堡了的Yolo: You only live once人生只有一次Knock, knock, knocking on the Apple store‟s door敲敲敲苹果店的门It‟s the thought that counts.重要的是心意died a horrible death in front of our adorable cupcake window 在我们可爱的小蛋糕窗口可怕地死去S3E2I guess you can‟t have it all.人生还真不能太如意了Com e on, boo. It‟s a phone, not Bruno Mars.快点吧，装b。