英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》演员表以及道具小品简介：新守株待兔第一幕：农夫与兔子A相遇新守株待兔第二幕：兔子A求助兔子B新守株待兔第三幕：农夫守株待兔A兔子BPart One :新守株待兔第一幕：农夫与兔子A相遇出场顺序与场景描述：大树、松鼠开幕前已上场，大树站在台上，旁边趴着小松鼠。

农夫上场前，大树可以变动造型。

农夫先上场，独白；然后，大树独白。

兔子A大树独白后上场，独白。

Farmer(农夫)：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Mynle English School. So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is Iphone 10！This is my watch! This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS! This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh, sorry.[扔掉苹果]Here it is![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~ You are out!!It’s my modern—hoe~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]Tree A(树A)：I’m a tree!Tree B(树B)：I’m a tree, too.Tree A(树A)：I can do many things!Tree B(树B)：I can do many things, too.Tree A(树A)：I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]Tree B(树B)：I can sing,too[做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]Tree A(树A)：I can dance![跳四小天鹅]Tree B(树B)：I can dance,too[跳四小天鹅][两棵树一直站在原地独白]Squirrel(松鼠)：I am a squirrel. I am the friend of trees.[转一圈，爬在树旁,松鼠第一幕一直在树旁，随树而动]Rabbit A (兔子A)：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]Farm(农夫)：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。

两人继续走，兔子回头。

这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。

]Squirrel(松鼠)：[站在树旁焦虑的说]Be careful!Rabbit A(兔子A)：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?Farmer(农夫)：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!Rabbit A(兔子A)： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]Farmer(农夫)：Where~ are you going? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。

兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。

树做出受伤中弹状。

农夫又开枪，同上。

农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。

兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。

树继续痛苦中弹状。

]Rabbit A(兔子A)[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！TreeA&B(树A&B)：[痛苦万分地齐声说]But…you…Hurt us!….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。

农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。

兔子猛然抬头发现]Farmer(农夫)：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。

兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]Rabbit A(兔子A)：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。

突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地]Squirrel(松鼠)：Oops!It’s dangerous here .I need to go now !(蹑手蹑脚的离场...)Farmer(农夫)：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。

打呵欠]tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音）Part two:新守株待兔第二幕：兔子A求助兔子B出场顺序：小鸟在听到农夫鼾声后出场，呼唤兔子A，兔子B在接到电话后出场。

Bird(小鸟)：[唤醒兔子A] Wake up. Wake up. Are you OK? What’s wrong with you ?Rabbit A(兔子A)：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? I...Tree A(树A)：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.Tree B(树B)：[做出怜惜状]Poor,Rabbit!Rabbit A(兔子A)：What?! I must leave! But how ？Bird(小鸟)：Let me help you. [解开绳子]Good luck，Rabbit![飞走退场]Rabbit A(兔子A)：[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]I phone 10! Wow,how cool![放回原处。

突然想起来]I phone! Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [拿起手机,做出打电话的样子,声音低微，怕吵醒农夫] (配音：拨电话) Hello？Rabbit B(兔子B)：Hello! This is Max.Rabbit A(兔子A)：Hey Max.Rabbit B(兔子B)：Oh,hey Richard!Rabbit A(兔子A)：How are you?Rabbit B(兔子B)：Fine,thank you. And U?Rabbit A(兔子A)：I’m fine too! How is your mom?Rabbit B(兔子B)：She is fine, thank you. And your mom?Rabbit A(兔子A)：She is fine, too! How is your daddy?Rabbit B(兔子B)：He’s fine, thank you! And your daddy?Rabbit A(兔子A)：He’s fine , too! How…Rabbit B(兔子B)：[打断兔子A的话]Eh..eh..eh~wait. But why do you call me? If you want borrow money？！…NO WAY!!! [声音发大]Rabbit A(兔子A)：No no no! I’m in danger now! Come and help me!!!Rabbit B(兔子B)：But where are you?Rabbit A(兔子A)：I’m under a tree!Rabbit B(兔子B)：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现，兔子B极继续往前走]What can you see around you?Rabbit A(兔子A)：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!Rabbit B(兔子B)：A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find you. Just a second! Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开退场][兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]Part three:新守株待兔第三幕：农夫守株待兔A兔子B出场顺序：兔子A、树、农夫，兔子A独白后，兔子B上场。

Rabbit A(兔子A)：Haha! My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or119?112?...Oh,forget it! I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音，死去][兔子B上。

]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万种)handsome! （自我陶醉）[转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A 倒在地上]Oh,my!RichardI’m so sorry!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Richard![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树B]TreeB(树B)：(齐声说)Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me! Oh![树B朝地上倒，压倒兔子B]Rabbit B(兔子B)：What? NO..NO!~~...I…can’t….breathe ……(作死了的声音)Farmer(农夫)：[农夫一觉醒来。

看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one?!Oh, thank god! How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]。