片名：《拜见罗宾逊一家》Meet The Robinsons我没有选那个因为那个会让我起疙瘩Then I didn't choose that one because it was gonna give me pimples,于是我挑了另外一个比较恐怖的so I choosed another scary one因为根据我多年参加万圣节前夕的经验because, for all those years that I went for Halloween,我是比较大胆的I wasn't scary at all.我特爱棒球我生下来就是要去打棒球的I love baseball. It's my destiny to play that game.其实我不真的那么在乎输赢I don't really care about winning.不过现在我挺在乎的因为，呃，我们逢打必输Well, like, now I do 'cause, like, we've lost every game.我都输得麻木了I've gotten tired of it.我是那么卖力的打所有的球都扔给我I'm working, like, so hard. All the balls are getting thrown to me.我尽力去接住每一个球I'm trying to catch, like, every one.场外的观众都在看着…All of the people in the outfield are all looking around and...走吧！我们打棒球去，好不?Come on! Let's play some baseball, okay?我们需要运动别老呆在屋里Not the lazy game.他们到了They're here.刘易斯Lewis?刘易斯Lewis?顾博，嘿，我完成了我做完了Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!他们将会爱死这发明They are gonna love this!没有比说“收养我吧”更象古怪的发明了Nothing says "adopt me" like a weird invention.刘易斯Lewis!- 刘易斯，哈里顿夫妇到了- 我先走了，米尔德里德- Lewis, the Harringtons are here! - Way ahead of you, Mildred.等等Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.记住，坐立时要挺直腰杆看着他们的眼睛Remember, sit up straight. Look them in the eye.脸带微笑让我帮你…Smile. Let's fix your...米尔德里德Mildred.好吧，好吧All right, all right, all right, all right.去向他们展现你的与众不同…Go show them how special you are.噢，希望这次能够成功Oh, I hope this is it.我希望他能被收养I hope he gets adopted.还有我也希望，头头You and me both, chief.我是指这个世界上太多东西能够改进I mean, there's so many things in the worldthat can be improved.想象一下活动式人行道，气垫汽车Just think of it. Moving sidewalks, flying cars. 只有想不到，没有做不到的The possibilities are endless.气垫汽车？嘿，我喜欢这个Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.只要少少的想象再加上一点点的科学All it takes is some imagination and a little science,我们就能让这个世界变得更美好and we can make the world a better place. 呃，这些主意非常有趣Well, these are all interesting ideas.那么你最喜爱的运动是什么？So, what's your favourite sport?- 发明创造算不算一种运动？- 事实上…- Well, does inventing count as a sport? - Actually...因为当我发明了这个我好像打了个本垒打'Cause I think I hit a home run with this one! - 那是啥玩艺？- 首先，得问个问题- What is that? - First, a question.当你用花生酱和果子冻做三文治的时候What's the number one problem that you face你面对的头号难题是什么？when you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?- 刘易斯，我不想…- 搭配比例控制- Lewis, I don't think we... - Portion control.太多花生酱黏住口腔顶部Too much peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth,引起咀嚼困难takes forever to chew.太多果子冻从三文治边上挤出来弄得双手黏糊糊的Too much jelly squishes out the sides and makes your hands all sticky.我认为花生酱和果子冻的最佳搭配Well, I propose that the perfect P.B. and J.是人们随手可得的is within mankind's grasp,为此我发明了这部机器and I've built this machine to achieve it.在这次演示中我使用普通的面包For this demonstration, I'll use regular bread.亲爱的，没事的Honey, it's okay.正如您所看到的面包并不需要烤过As you can see, toasting is an option.我们并不吃花生酱We don't usually eat peanut butter.刘易斯，真的不需要演示了Lewis, this is really not necessary.被堵住了It's jammed!刘易斯，求你不要做了Lewis, please, don't!怎么回事？What's happening?哈里顿先生对花生过敏！Mr Harrington has a peanut allergy!真对不起！I'm sorry!让我帮你弄掉那些花生酱！Here let me help you get that off!靠后站！Stand back!- 他会没事吗？- 深呼吸，深呼吸- Is he gonna be okay? - Breathe. Breathe.真对不起，我不知道！I'm so sorry! I didn't know!认识你真高兴It was really nice to meet you.我们需要一点时间考虑We're gonna need some time to think about it.嗨，一切还好吗…Hi, folks. Everything all...发生什么事了？What happened?达夫小姐那小孩对我们绝对不合适Miss Duffy, that boy is definitely not right for us.现在我们告辞了Now, if you'll excuse me.我对发生这一切感到很抱歉如果你们…I'm so sorry about this. If you would just...- 我做好午饭了- 我不饿- I made some lunch. - Not hungry.可怜的哈里顿先生Poor Mr Harrington.- 我杀死他了？- 没有，没有，你没有杀死他- I killed him? - No. No! No, you didn't kill him. 我给他打电话了，他完全没事了I called. He's perfectly fine.我只是想说I was just gonna say that it's...他没有尝试一下It's too bad he didn't get to try a sandwich你的天才发明做的三文治真是太可惜了from that wonderful invention of yours.- 对，真的太可惜了- 这不是你的错- Yeah, real wonderful. - It's not you.我们只是还没有找到合适的夫妇罢了We just haven't found the right couple yet. 一百二十四One hundred twenty-four.什么？What?那是领养面试次数我一共面试了124次That's how many adoption interviews I've had, 124.噢，刘易斯，算了吧Oh, Lewis, come on, now.你也太夸张了为了说明你You're exaggerating just to make your是对的point.另外，我明年13岁了Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,你知道一个少年被领养会有多困难and you know how hard it is for a teenager to get adopted.我没有未来没有人想收养我I have no future. No one wants me.那不是真的，刘易斯！That's not true, Lewis!我亲生母亲都不想要我My own mother didn't even want me.好了，够了，你并不知道那原因Now, stop it. You do not know that.那么她为什么放弃我？Then why'd she give me up?她或许没有能力养大你She may not have been able to take care of you.你有没有想过这点？Did you ever think of that?我肯定她所考虑的是什么是对你最好的I am sure that she was only thinking about what was best for you.我从没有从那方面去想I never thought of it that way.或许她想养育你但她没有能力Maybe she wanted to keep you, but she had no choice.你所得对You're right.我亲生妈妈才是唯一想要我的人My real mom is the only person who's ever wanted me.慢着，我是说“或许”Wait. I said "maybe."如果她那时要我现在她也会要我And if she wanted me then, she'll want me now.你在说些什么呀？What are you talking about?我要去找她，米尔德里德如果我找到她，她就会要回我I have to find her, Mildred, and when I do, she'll take me back,我们一家人又再重聚了and we'll be a family again!哦，刘易斯，你不能找到她的Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lewis, you can't do that.没有人知道她的任何消息没有人曾经见过她No one knows anything about her. No one even saw her.不对，我看见她了Wrong. I saw her一次once.她就在我的脑海里我只需要记起来She's in here. I just have to remember.就这么定了That's it!您好Hello 我要告诉你一些事情I got something to tell you一些不可思议的事情But it's crazy我要给你看一些东西I got something to show you所以请再次给我一次机会So give me just one more chance再多一瞥，我对你印象更深刻One more glance And I will make of you有一个信仰者Another believer你估不到吧？你获得的比你索求的还多Guess what? You got more than you bargained太神奇了吧？Ain't it crazy?你买到的比你支付的还多You got more than you paid for所以请再次给我一次机会So give me just one more chance再多一瞥One more glance再多一只手去牵One more hand to hold你已经在我脑海里You've been on my mind虽说看似戏谑Though it may seem I'm fooling浪费大量时间Wasted so much time虽说看似戏谑Though it may seem I'm fooling我们将怎么办？What are we gonna do?我们将怎么办？What are we gonna do?我们将怎么办？What are we gonna do about it?你已经在我脑海里You've been on my mind再给一次机会One more chance浪费大量时间Wasted so much time再给一次机会One more chance累坏了So tired.我们下午两点见你要来他会很高兴的We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon. He'll be so excited you're coming.再见了Bye-bye, now.好极了！嘿，顾博…呃，是迈克尔Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.- 祝你今天的大赛好运！- 轻而易举的事情- Good luck at the big game today. - Easy win. 对方是一群乌合之众Those guys are a bunch of bums.我只希望我不要睡着了I just hope I can stay awake.不要告诉我，让我猜猜Don't tell me. Let me guess.他整晚没睡一直在搞他那该死的发明He was up all night working on his stupid project,但是我早就有心理准备了but that's what happens当你有这么一个科学怪人做室友when you get a science geek for a roommate. 哈，真是好人Ah, that's good joe.好了，爱恩斯坦你该去为迈克尔加油All right, Einstein, you owe Michael big time.把脑海里的秘密打开需要的时间要比我预期的长Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain took a lot longer than I expected,但是已经完成了，米尔德里德我再校准了耳机but it's finished, Mildred. I recalibrated the headset.现在神经中枢的线路将会接通Now the neural circuits will connect.我破解了脑内的海马状突起（在泛记过程中起主要作用）I've cracked the hippocampus!真的吗？好的，什么？Really? Okay. What?现在开始测试Now to test it out.噢，我要迟到了，我得走了！Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!等一下，刘易斯，等一下Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.我差点忘了我到这的目的I almost forgot what I came up here for.我知道你今天有很多事情要做I know you have a lot on your plate today,但我已经为你安排了一次会面在下午but I've scheduled an interview for you this afternoon.- 不，谢谢- “不，谢谢”？什么意思？- No, thanks. - "No, thanks"?宝贝，这是关乎你被收养的大事Sweetheart, this is about being adopted,你得回来这里而且要干净，高兴还有准时and you will be back here clean, happy and ontime.我不再去会面了，米尔德里德我不要再被拒绝了I'm done with interviews, Mildred. I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.听着，我知道你的想法但我还是要提醒你Listen, I know where your head is, but I'm telling you,你得忘记过去展望未来you have got to get out of the past and look to the future.我有，这就是了I am, and this is it.这就是我的未来This is my future.对不起I'm sorry.刘易斯？宝贝？Lewis? Honey?克伦克霍恩博士我知道你在发明谷实验室Dr Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy there忙得不可开交at Inventco Labs,我们非常荣幸能邀请到您担任裁判and we're just so excited to have you as a judge.非常乐意帮忙，威勒斯坦先生嘿，你可能还不知道It's my pleasure, Mr Willerstein. Hey, you never know.你的一位学生可能发明了下一代的集成电路One of your students may invent the next integrated circuit或者微处理器或者集成电路or microprocessor or integrated circuit.噢，慢着我已经提过集成电路了Oh, wait! I said that already. 我很少离开那实验室Well, I just don't get out of that lab very much.那是蝴蝶结吗？我喜欢蝴蝶结Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.我有八天没有睡了I haven't slept in eight days!那么需要我帮你找张简易床或其他什么的？Well, then can I get you a cot or something?不需要，我已经打过咖啡因补丁这是我的发明Nope, I've got the caffeine patch. It's my invention.每个补丁相当于12杯咖啡Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee.你能够保持清醒数天而没有任何副作用You can stay awake for days with no side effects.对不起，她是谁？Sorry. Who's this?她是我的学生斯坦利·普郭斯基This is one of our students, Stanley Pukowski. 噢，太可爱了Oh, so cute!我真想咬一口他那胖胖的小脸颊！I just want to bite his chubby little cheeks!衣服上的是什么，普郭斯基？What's with the dress, Pukowski?事实上这是宽外袍，先生It's actually a toga, sir.教练，见到你真高兴，有那么一点点你在这干什么？Coach, nice to see you, sort of. What are you doing here?当科学展览的裁判啊我看起来还会做什么？Judging a science fair. What's it look like I'mdoing?什么让您觉得您够资格当科学展的裁判的？And what makes you qualified to judge a science fair?这是我的地盘It's my gym.斯坦利火山爆发吧Stanley. Volcano.见证维苏威火山（欧洲唯一活火山）的神奇力量吧Behold the awesome power of Mount Vesuvius!触发器不工作The toggle switch isn't toggling.克伦克霍恩博士？Dr Krunklehorn?钡，钴（化学元素）爱恩斯坦，调味剂Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!我不知道她刚才在说什么但这项目不通过！I don't know what she just said, but this project is unacceptable!现在给我环绕体育馆跑20个圈！Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!快跑！快跑！快跑！快！快！快！Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!- 教练- 我在看着你- Coach! - I'm watching you.好了，下一位是莉兹和她的火蚁（南美一种杂食性蚂蚁）养殖场Okay, next up is Lizzy and her fire ant farm.没错That's right.莉兹，我们谈论过这火蚁Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.你知道他们会咬人You know that they have a tendency to bite people.他们只咬我的敌人Only my enemies.不要停，好不？莉兹，你是最棒的Just keep moving, shall we? Top notch, Lizzy!我们还是不要惹她生气或者有任何引起她不安的举动Let's not anger her or make her jumpy in any way.这里不安全，进来This area's not secure. Get in.有没有一个戴圆顶硬礼帽的高个子男人靠近你？Have you been approached by a tall man in a bowler hat?- 什么？- 嘿，嘿，在这我来问问题- What? - Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here. - 好吧，再见- 好吧- Okay, goodbye. - All right,本不想以大欺小这是你逼我的didn't want to pull rank on you, but you forced my hand.T.C.T.F的特别探员威尔伯·罗宾逊Special Agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F. - T.C.T.F是什么来着？- 时光统一体机动部队- The what? - Time Continuum Task Force.- 我是来保护你的- 呃…- I'm here to protect you. - Well...现在请回答，有没有戴圆顶硬礼帽的高个子男人靠近你？Now, tall man, bowler hat, approached you? 没有，为什么？No, why?我会因为这而丢掉工作的I could lose my badge for this.他是一宗抢劫案的嫌疑犯He's a suspect in a robbery.他偷了什么了？What did he steal?- 一部时光机器- 一部什么？- A time machine. - A what?我一直追踪他到了这个时光点我的线人说他在找你I've tracked him to this time, and my informants say he's after you.找我？为什么找我？Me? Why me?在HQ的小伙子还没有找到他的动机The boys back at HQ haven't figured out a motive yet.我说的“HQ”是指总部的意思And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."我知道HQ是什么意思I know what HQ means.很好，你是个聪明的孩子Good. You're a smart kid.这或许能让你活着到目前为止That might keep you alive, for now.只是有点担心你那小发明Just worry about your little science gizmo让我来当那个“perp”（罪人）and leave the "perp" to me.- 我说的“perp”是指…- 我知道那是什么意思！- And by "perp," I mean... - I know what it means!好吧，了不起先生Okay, Mr Smarty-pants.戴圆顶硬礼帽的人！Bowler Hat Guy!我的青蛙！My frogs!这下你可逃不掉了You're not gonna get away with it, 带着科学展品的小孩kid with science project.靓仔，你差点打烂了我的太阳能系统！Dude, you almost busted my solar system!我的青蛙！他们跑掉了！My frogs! They're getting away!抓到你了！这是最后一只Got you! That's the last of them.讨厌的小女孩我可没有时间抓青蛙Annoying little girl, I don't have time for this.我正在执行重要的…I'm on a very important...对本小姐休得无礼，孩子我会日本空手道Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.加油，普郭斯基！小小的苦楚相当于激励！Come on, Pukowski! Feel the pain! Love the pain!教练…Coach...下一个是刘易斯Next up is Lewis.对…刘易斯！失陪一下Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.刘易斯，告诉我这玩艺不会…Lewis, tell me this thing is not gonna...没事的，这次准会成功我不会让您失望的，我保证It's okay. It's gonna work this time. I won't let you down, I promise.好吧，刘易斯，我相信你给他们致命一击All right, Lewis, I trust you. Knock 'em dead.那是给大家一个惊喜的意思千万不要闹出人命来That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.好了，大家往后站Okay, stand back, everybody.下一个项目会让大家张大嘴巴合不拢This next project will knock your socks off.说真的，你可能需要站后一点Seriously, you might wanna stand back a little. 你是否曾经忘记过一些事情Have you ever forgotten something,无论你如何努力去回想就是想不起来and no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't remember it?这些被遗忘了的记忆到底去哪了？Well, what happens to these forgotten memories?我认为它们被存放在我们脑海里的某个角落I propose they're stored somewhere in your brain,我建造了一台机器可以唤醒它们and I built a machine that can retrieve them.我称它记忆扫描仪I call it the Memory Scanner.让人眼前为之一亮！It's shiny!那么，刘易斯这台记忆扫描仪的工作原理是什么？So, Lewis, how does the Memory Scanner work?首先，你在这键盘输入想扫描的时间段First, you input the desired period of time on this keypad.然后镭射扫描大脑皮层那是记忆被存放的地方Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex, where memories are stored.被提取出来的记忆会被显示在显示屏上The retrieved memory is then displayed on this monitor.把它打包起来我要两台Wrap him up. I'll take two. 现在我设定时间倒退12年零3个月11天Now, I'm going back 12 years, three months and 11 days.为什么要选这个特定的日子？Why that particular day?我没有想到我会注意到吧？You didn't think I was paying attention, did you?呃，那天是…Well, that was the day...这么说吧那天是我生命中很重要的一天Let's just say, that was a very important day in my life.比较合理开始吧Fair enough. Play ball.涡轮很快就能发动起来It'll just take a second to get the turbines going.刘易斯，慢着！Lewis, wait!她要爆发了！She's gonna blow!注意！Watch out!小小苦楚相当于激励…Feel the pain! Love the...很疼！快停止！Hurts so much! Make it stop!快停止！Make it stop!教练，你忍住，好吧？Coach, suck it up, okay?让我们处理好危机明天我们回想起也感自豪Let us conduct ourselves in a way that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.- 大家冷静！- 威勒斯坦先生？- Let's calm down! - Mr 威勒斯坦?- 我不是故意的…- 现在不是时候，刘易斯！- I didn't mean to... - Not now, Lewis!对不起，真对不起I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.现在不是道歉的时候Not now.好吧，大家冷静有秩序地Okay, and we are walking in a calm, orderly fashion走向出口toward the exits.等等，刘易斯！Wait, Lewis!来，亲爱的，我们的未来在等着呢Come, my dear. Our future awaits.嘿，你在这干嘛？Hey, what are you doing up here?你能不再扮了吗，拜托了？我知道你不是鸽子Would you quit that, please? I know you're not a pigeon.你让我暴露了You're blowing my cover.这里只有我们两个We're the only ones up here.这正是他们希望你是这样想的That's just what they want you to think.现在，那里该打扫好了Now, enough moping.把这个拿回科学展修好你的记忆扫描仪Take this back to the science fair and fix that Memory Scanner.停！停！离我远点！Stop! Stop! Get away from me!也许你忘记了Maybe you've forgotten. 我是来自未来的时光警察应该被非常严肃的对待I'm a time cop from the future, should be taken very seriously.这不是徽章That's no badge.这是皮肤晒成褐色沙龙赠券！你是个假冒的This is a coupon for a tanning salon! You're a fake.好吧，你揭穿了我我不是警察Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop,但我确实是来自未来but I really am from the future,还有确实有这么一个戴圆顶硬礼帽的家伙and there really is this Bowler Hat Guy.又来了Here we go again.他偷了一部时光机器来到了科学展He stole a time machine, came to the science fair破坏掉你的发明and ruined your project.我的发明不成功是因为我功夫不到家My project didn't work because I'm no good.没有戴圆顶硬礼帽的家伙没有时光机器There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine,你并不是来自未来and you're not from the future!你是疯了！You're crazy!我没有发疯I am not crazy.噢，对了，时光旅行队长？证明你所说的Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.对了吧，我猜对了吧你无法证明Yeah, that's what I thought.我要反锁自己在我的房间里I'm just gonna go lock myself in my room躲在掩盖物下面好几年and hide under the covers for a couple years.如果我证明我来自未来你会不会回到科学展去？If I prove to you I'm from the future, will you go back to the science fair?好，当然，你想怎样都行Yeah, sure, whatever you say.嘿，放开我Hey, let go of me!- 你在干嘛？放开我！- 好吧- What are you doing? Let go of me! - Okay.这是什么？我们要上哪去？What is this? Where are we going?去到未来！To the future!已经到达未来The future has arrived今天已经到达未来The future has arrived today已经到达未来The future has arrived今天已经到达未来The future has arrived today这个证据充足了吧？Is this proof enough for you?够充足了！Is it ever!在我一生中我从来没有想象到时光旅行会实现I never thought that time travel could be possible in my lifetime,现在就在我的眼前and here it is, right in front of me! 事实会让你相信一切老兄The truth will set you free, brother.这一切超出了我的想象This is beyond anything I could've imagined. 这意味着我完全可以改变我的生命This means I could really change my life.对，你能够That's right. You can.下一站是科学展去修好你的记忆扫描仪Next stop, science fair, to fix your Memory Scanner.嘿，我才不会去修那愚蠢的记忆扫描仪Hey, I'm not gonna fix that stupid Memory Scanner.- 什么？- 威尔伯，这是时光机器！- What? - Wilbur, this is a time machine!为什么我要去修理我那低级的发明Why should I fix my dumb invention什么时候你能带我去见我的妈妈？就用这船when you can take me to see my mom now in this ship?事实上我可以回到那个晚上制止她不要遗弃我I could actually go back to that night and stop her from giving me up.答案不是时光机器而是这个The answer is not a time machine. It's this.这个？你想知道我对这个的看法吗？This? You want to know what I think about this?你在干嘛？What are you doing?对不起，威尔伯I'm sorry, Wilbur,但你不知道我是怎样熬过来的but you don't know what I've lived through.- 刘易斯，不要！- 松手！- Lewis, no! - Let go!- 你松手！- 你不是我的老板！- You let go! - You're not the boss of me!我是的因为我13岁，你才12岁Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12, and I'm 13.我比你大That makes me older.我在过去出生Well, I was born in the past,所以我比你老，你要听我的！which makes me older and the boss of you!我完蛋了I am so dead.我不允许看一眼这玩艺更不要说驾驶它了！I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it!爸爸，妈妈要杀了我了Mom and Dad are gonna kill me,我可以明确告诉你他们绝不会手软的and I can tell you this. It will not be done with mercy.难道没有时光机器修理店Isn't there like a time machine repair shop- 或其他类似的？- 没有- or something? - No!目前总共才有两台时光机器There's only two time machines in existence,另一台在戴圆顶硬礼帽的家伙手上and the Bowler Hat Guy has the other one!那么得找人修好它Well, somebody's gonna have to fix this.好主意你这么聪明，你来修Good idea. You're smart. You fix it.你疯了吗？我不会修这玩艺Are you crazy? I can't fix this thing. 你行的你弄坏了，你得修好Yes, you can. You broke it. You fix it.好吧，不过有个条件All right, under one condition.我修好了你带我回去见我的妈妈I fix it, you take me back to see my mom.什么？你甚至没有兑现我们上一个协议What? You didn't even follow through on our last deal.这叫我如何相信你？How can I trust you?那么你告诉我你是来自未来的时光警察Well, you told me you were a time cop from the future.这叫我如何相信你？How can I trust you?大家彼此彼此Touch?那么我们达成协议了吧？So do we have a deal?这位女士你好Good day, madam.- 我是来这改变未来的- 是的，先生？- I'm here to change the future. - Yes, sir?我需要马上跟主管谈谈I must speak with the man in charge immediately.- 是，先生- 我和命运有个约会- Yes, sir. - I have an appointment with destiny. 很好，先生我要告诉史密斯Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know,我会把你干洗好的衣服直接送回到你的套间and I'll have your dry cleaning delivered directly to your suite.- 什么？- 现在告诉我你的预约时间？- What? - Now, what time is yourappointment?- 你在问我吗？- 是的- Are you talking to me? - Yes.你的预约时间是几点？What time is your appointment?大指针在…噢，两点！Big hand is on the... Oh, 2:00!你是预约两点的那位？You're the 2:00?对，就是我Yes. Yes, I am.你是玛丽·约翰森？You're Mary Johnson?对Yes.玛丽是什么的简称…Mary is short for...玛丽安？Marian?- 那可以是个男孩的名字吗？- 可以的- Can that be a boy name? - Yes.- 那么是的- 请坐下- Then yes. - Have a seat.噢，太好了Oh, goody!“把发明冒认是自己的作品”完成，噢，我喜欢清单"Pass off invention as my own." Check. Oh, I love checklists.管委会的人已经准备好见你The board is ready to see you now.等等，我该说些什么？Wait. What am I going to say?我永远都记不住那些I'm never gonna remember that.你能不能…为什么你不自己去？你做得比我好多了Would you... Why don't you go? You do it so much better than me.那是事实That's true.没有脑袋的帽子不可能真的A hat without a head couldn't really pass off an invention冒认别人的发明as its own.妙极了！好主意！真高兴有你帮忙！Fantastic! Great idea! I'm so glad I have you!“准备好一个惊喜”噢，我看到了"Prepare to be amazed." Oh, I got it!准备好一个惊喜！Prepare to be amazed!“这是我的发明”"This is my invention."“我想在座各位从来没有看过如此伟大的发明”"I doubt any of you have seen anything as brilliant as this device."非常好Very well,约翰森小姐？Miss Johnson?是太太It's Ms.你有两分钟时间，请开始You have two minutes. Please begin.- 光彩夺目！- 那是什么？- It's shiny! - What is that thing?呃，我叫它为…Well, I like to call it my...叫它…To call it my...- 你在看什么？- 没有！我…阳光照到我眼睛- What are you looking at? - No! I... The sun, in my eyes.那我关上百叶窗Well, then let me close the blinds.什么名字？Now, the name?呃…Well, what...我们可以另找个时间讨论这名字问题We can quibble about names at a later date.重点是我带来的是特别的唯一的The point is, what I have here is special, unique.对，对，你会爱死它购买它和大量生产它Yes. Yes, you must love it and buy it and mass produce it,最妙的一点是它带有非常舒服的耳机and the best part is, it's got really comfy headphones.我在想你能够往前靠一点吗？拜托I wonder, could you lean forward just a little bit, please?对，谢谢Yes, thank you.对，它们相当舒服Yes, they are quite comfortable.你发明这目的是为了什么？What do you hope to accomplish with this?噢，没有特别的原因Oh, nothing of consequence.我只是想粉碎一个可怜小孤儿的梦想！I simply wish to crush the dreams of a poor little orphan boy!接下来就不太清楚After that, it's all a little fuzzy.你的意思是你并没有全盘考虑过You mean, you haven't thought this through? 30秒Thirty seconds.请允许我演示它是如何工作的Allow me to show you how it works.首先，我们接通电源First, we turn it on.那不是开关That's not it.10秒Ten seconds.那我该在哪签名？So where do I sign?多里斯，一切都完了Doris, it's all over.我们所有的希望和梦想都破灭了All our hopes and dreams dashed,就像这所有的支离破碎的机器部件like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing.你是对的You're right.胜利还是属于我们的Success is still ours for the taking.我们必须找到那小孩We must find that boy.我们把这玩艺偷运到车库去在那你需要的任何工具都有We'll sneak this thing into the garage. You'll have all the tools you need.那么你的父母怎办？What about your parents?妈妈从来不到那去Mom never goes in there,爸爸出差去了明早才回来and Dad's on a business trip until tomorrow morning.。