2
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
ANSWER: A COFFIN
3
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
ANSWER:
The man was looking for a cure for his hiccups!
By pulling out a gun, the Bartenders scared the man and his hiccups were gone.
17
You can find me in darkness but never in light. I am present in daytime but absent at night. In the deepest of shadows, I hide in plain sight. What am I?
THE ANSWER is D
19
A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?
ANSWER: IT WASN'T RAINING
15
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him.
The man says, thank you and leaves.
Why?
16
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
4
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
ANSWER: A JOKE
13
Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?
14
Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?
ANSWER: A HOLE
9
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown! What am I?
10
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown! What am I?
ANSWER: TIME
11
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
12
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
18
You can find me in darkness but never in light. I am present in daytime but absent at night. In the deepest of shadows, I hide in plain sight. What am I?
Can you solve the following riddles?
1
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
ANSWER: A SHOE
5
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never slee never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
ANSWER: A RIVER
7
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
8
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?