在各个英语学习论坛上，经常可以看到有关Chinglish（中式英语）的文章，但一般都是中国人写的。
不过我看到一篇长文，也是有关Chinglish的，但却是美国人写的，很有意思。
这篇长文的标题是Chinglish2 English（从中式英语到标准英语），作者是浙江大学的美国外教ChuckAllanson，内容则是Chuck在中国五年任教期间所听到、所看到的各种Chinglish说法。
比如Chuck第一次来中国，下飞机后，负责接待他的东北某大学英语系陈老师说：您刚到，我们吃点饭吧。
我们要点Chinesedumpling（饺子）和Chinesebeancurd（豆腐），您看可以吗？Chuck以前从未听说过这两种东西，但出于好奇，就说可以，结果饭菜端上来一看，原来就是ravioli（饺子，来自意大利语）和tofu（豆腐，来自日语）。
Chuck 当时心里暗想，这两种东西，国际上早已经有通用的说法（ravioli和tofu），他们中国人为什么还要用那种生僻的说法呢？以后Chuck跟陈先生混熟了，就问他，当初你为什么不说ravioli和tofu呢？陈先生听了大吃一惊，连忙解释说，我真的不知道这两个词，而且我们的《英汉词典》上也没有这两个词。
于是Chuck 开始意识到，中国的英语教师、英语课本、甚至英语词典肯定存在问题，否则不可能发生这种事情。
在中国五年的任教期间，Chuck收集了大量的Chinglish说法，从中挑选出一组最常见的，编写了上面提到的那篇长文。
下面就是这些Chinglish说法，其中每行第一部分是汉语说法，第二部分是Chinglish说法，第三部分则是英语的标准说法。
①欢迎你到... ②welcome you to ... ③welcome to ...①永远记住你②remember you forever③always remember you（没有人能活到forever）①祝你有个... ②wish you have a ... ③I wish you a ... ①给你②give you ③here you are①很喜欢... ②very like ... ③like ... very much ①黄头发②yellow hair ③blond/blonde（西方人没有yellow hair的说法）①厕所②WC ③men's room/women's room/restroom①真遗憾②it's a pity ③that's too bad/it's a shame（it's a pity说法太老）①裤子②trousers ③pants/slacks/jeans ①修理②mend ③fix/repair①入口②way in ③entrance①出口②way out ③exit（way out在口语中是crazy的意思）①勤奋②diligent ③hardworking/studious/conscientious ①应该②should ③must/shall①火锅②chafing dish ③hot pot①大厦②mansion ③center/plaza①马马虎虎②so-so ③average/fair/all right/not too bad/OK （西方人很少使用so-so）①好吃②delicious ③good/nice/tasty/appetizing （delicious在中国被滥用）①尽我最大努力②try my best ③try/strive（try 的本意就是try my best）①有名②famous ③well-known/renowned/legendary/popular（famous在中国被滥用）①滑稽②humorous ③funny/witty/amusing/entertaining ①欺骗②to cheat ③to trick/to play a joke on/to con/to deceive/to rip off ①车门②the door of the car ③the car's door①怎么拼? ②how to spell? ③how do you spell?①再见②bye-bye ③bye/seeyou/see you later/later（bye-bye有些孩子气）①玩②play ③go to/do（play在中国被滥用）①面条②noodles ③pasta （noodles有些孩子气）①据说②it is said ③I heard/I read/I was told ①等等②and so on ③etc.①直到现在②till now ③recently/lately/thus far ①农民②peasant ③farmer①宣传②propaganda ③information肉类及海鲜：*肉pork*排chop五花肉streaky pork/marbled beef 肥肉fatty meat 瘦肉lean meat 前腿fore leg后腿hind leg*蹄pettitoes脚爪hock & foot蹄筋sinew软骨gristle牛肉beef roast小牛肉veal碎牛肉ground beef牛排steak小牛肉veal 牛腿肉silverside牛腰肉sirloin羊肉mutton鹿肉venison羊排lamb chop羊腿gigot 鸡腿drumstick鸭翅膀duck wing腊肉preserved ham 香肠sausage鱼圆fishball虾皮dried small shrimps海蜇jelly fish蚝oyster三文鱼/鲑鱼salmon鲈鱼weever鳝eel金枪鱼tuna带鱼hairtail海参sea cucumber明虾prawn虾仁peeled prawns龙虾lobster小龙虾crawfish扇贝/鲜贝scallop鲍鱼abalone海带kelp蛤clam蛏子razor clam虾子shrimp’s egg鱼子roe凤尾鱼anchovy鳕鱼cod鲳鱼pomfret青鱼herring鲭mackerel淡菜moule沙丁鱼pilchard/sardine 海螺whelk蚌mussel海扇cockle比目鱼plaice海鳗eel墨鱼cuttlefish旗鱼swordfish蔬菜及豆类：卷心菜cabbage椰菜/西兰花broccoli甘蓝Chinese broccol/gai larn花菜cauliflower白菜/青菜pak choi/bok choi/Chinese white cabbage菜心flowering cabbage空心菜water spinach塌棵菜Chinese flat cabbage芥菜mustard韭菜Chinese chive/leek韭黄leek shoot莴苣/生菜lettuce甜菜beet菠菜spinach芹菜celery茄子eggplant/aubergine香菜caraway胡萝卜carrot小红萝卜radish 萝卜turnip芋艿taro番茄tomato土豆potato小土豆charlotte黄瓜cucumber 丝瓜fuzzy melon/towel gourd芦笋asparagus茭白wild rice shoots洋葱onion 山芋sweet potato山药yam青椒green pepper红辣椒chilli豌豆pea扁豆haricot 小扁豆lentil毛豆green soy bean黄豆/大豆soybean蚕豆fava bean豇豆cowpea绿豆mung bean豆芽bean sprout南瓜pumpkin冬瓜white gourd苦瓜bitter gourd大蒜garlic蒜苗garlic stem竹笋bamboo shoot蘑菇mushroom草菇straw mushroom藕lotus root秋葵gumbo茨菇arrowhead豆制品：豆腐tou-fu/bean curd豆腐衣bean sheets粉丝bean starch noodles粉皮bean starch sheets豆腐干丝bean curd strips腐乳pickled bean curd油面筋fried gluten puff油豆腐fried bean curd puff豆豉fermented black bean豆酱fermented soybean百叶beancurd sheets豆腐干dried beancurd调味料及香精：（condiment/flavoring/dressing/essences）酱油soy双抽black soy sauce生抽thin soy sauce醋vinegar白醋white vinegar 盐salt糖sugar料酒rice wine冰糖rock sugar花椒wild pepper胡椒pepper黑胡椒black pepper生姜ginger生姜丝shredded ginger三明治酱sandwich spread虾酱shrimp paste鱼子酱caviar蟹酱crab paste芥末mustard味精MSG 咖喱curry香料fines herbs丁香clove茴香fennel八角/大茴香aniseed小茴香cumin肉桂cinnamon多香果allspice马槟榔caper肉豆寇nutmeg藏红花saffron 月桂laurel孜然cumin 欧芹parsley太白粉starch嫩肉粉tenderizer乳酪cheese 牛油butter麻油sesame oil橄榄油olive oil蚝油oyster sauce发粉baking powder沙茶satay琼脂agar-agar发酵粉baking powder酵母yeast香精essence五香粉five spice powder法式色拉酱French dressing/ vinaigrette海鲜酱hoisin sauce番茄酱tomato sauce/ketchup辣椒酱chilli sauce酸辣酱chutney 花生酱peanut butter香蒜酱pesto极辣的辣椒酱Tabasco sauce千岛酱thousand island豆豉soy sauce葱scallion 红糖dark brown sugar老卤master sauce水果：菠萝/凤梨pineapple西瓜watermelon哈密瓜honey-dew melon槟榔betelnut 椰子coconut芒果mango木瓜papaya甘蔗sugarcane桔子tangerine橙子/柳橙orange李子plum柚子grapefruit/pomelo蟠桃flat peach水蜜桃juicy peach 金橘cumquat石榴guava草莓strawberry无花果fig红毛丹rumbutan山竹mangosteen榴莲durian杨梅waxberry芦粟sorgo孛荠/地梨water-chestnut 龙眼longan荔枝lichee菱角water caltrop杨桃star fruit枣子date猕猴桃/奇异果kiwi杏子apricot枇杷loquat山楂haw柿子persimmon樱桃cherry柠檬lemon 南北货/干果/坚果：桂圆dried longan当归angelica胡桃walnut木耳agaric银耳white fungus金针菜lily bud榛子hazelnut松子pine seed葡萄干raisin无核葡萄干currant发菜black moss银杏ginkgo人参ginseng栗子chestnut澳洲坚果macadamia/queensland nut点心及零嘴：中式：中式点心dim sum（饮茶Yum Cha）油条twisted cruller豆浆bean milk 豆腐花beancurd jelly包子bum豆沙包smashed bean bun馒头steamed bread 花卷twistbread馄饨wonton锅贴fried wontons水饺boiled dumpling蒸虾饺steamed prawn dumpling小笼包子small steamer bun虾饺shrimp dumpling烧卖shao-mai肠粉rice noodle roll春卷spring roll葱油饼green onion pie油饼cruller千层糕layer cake马拉糕Cantonese sponge cake八宝饭rice pudding 凉粉agar-agar jelly河粉fried rice noodles干炒牛河fried rice noodles w/beef 年糕rice cake炒面chow mein杂碎Chop Suey芙蓉蛋Egg Foo Yung汤面noodles soup阳春面plain noodles刀削面sliced noodles炸酱面noodlesw/soybean paste打卤面noodles w/gravy芝麻糊sesame paste萝卜丝饼turnip strips cake碗糕salty rice pudding凤梨酥pineapple cake豆沙sweet bean paste糯米sticky rice血糯米black sticky rice白粥congee西式：麦芬/松饼muffin馅饼pie小甜饼cookie汉堡三明治deli 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