Monkey Subdues the White-bone DemonRoles:Monkey King(M) 猴哥Pig (P) 八戒Tangseng(T) 唐僧Shaseng(S) 沙僧White-bone Demon(W) 白骨精White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)Young Girl(G) 年轻女孩Old Lady(L) 老妇人Fortune teller(F) 先知Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon. And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming. 师徒四人西天取经,白骨精途中等待。
(1桃花朵朵开)(White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage)Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood! You look so well today!W: Aha, of cause! A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old! What a precious opportunity for me it is! I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!(White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into a beautiful young girl,then waited for the monks to come.)M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area! (让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food! See you later!(悟空跳出舞台)G:oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容,伴奏2音乐起,走猫步上台)P: hey, master! Have you got the smell of a beauty?T: Absolutely! Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white. You must be hungry after such a long journey. Here is some bread for you!P: oh, what a kindhearted girl! Baby, I do hungry very much! Shall we eat the bread together?S: I think she may be a demon! Be careful, pig!(八戒压根不理他,色迷迷的走出呼啦圈,走向美女)P: you are such beautiful,and I’m such handsome. Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple? G: yes, I’d love to!(音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。
两人陶醉其中。
沙僧与唐僧低头念经)S: oh, my Buddha! How can a monk act as this!T: er mi tuo fo \ er mi tuo fo\ er mi tuo fo……(3音乐结束,悟空举着金箍棒跳出)M: you greedy demon! Dare you come to tempt my brother! Go to the hell right now!(一棒将其打死)S:master, monkey has killed a person!P: A person who is a nice young girl who likes me!T: monkey, do you know you have murdered an innocent young girl?You must be responsible for it! And as your master I must punish you! (开始念紧箍咒) @#¥%)(*&%……¥#!(悟空痛苦万分,在地上打滚。
舞台另一边白骨精上,做愤愤状)W:what a damn monkey! Hum, I won’t give up!M-a-g-i-c!(白骨精转下台,老妇人上。
拄着拐,弯腰驼背咳嗽不断,向唐僧一行走去)L:Snow white! Snow white!----master, (唐僧停止念咒,悟空站起来对老夫怒目而视,龇牙咧嘴)have you seen my 19 year old daughter? She went out to send somefood to some monks, but haven’t gone back yet!P:er, er ,no! Absolutely no!(老妇环顾四周看到女儿尸体!忙扑到她身边。
4二泉映月起)L: wake up ! Snow white! Wake up ! who killed you !M: master, this is the same demon! She came again! let kill her!(跃起挥棒将其打死在地)S:master, again monkey killed a person!P: A person who is a old poor mother!M: Nonsense! She is a demon who wants to eat you! Why don’t you trust me!(师徒正在争吵时,白骨精在台上揉自己被打过的地方,计上心头,旋转下台,半仙上台,举着小旗上书“赛神仙”,腿有些陂,翻着白眼.)N: when the four monks are debating, the Ms White- bone had come up with another idea and turned herself into a fortune teller.F:what a pity that such a handsome monk has an incurable disease!What a pity! T: are you talking to me? Have I got that terrible disease? What’s it?F: your legs! One is longer while the other is shorter! If you let it go at that you will lose the ability to move even a centimeter one day!M: don’t believe in him, master! He’s the same demon!F: shit! What I said is definitely true! You don’t believe that? Let me show you! Follow me now-----(5音乐起。
师徒四人跟着半仙开始走。
半仙带着四人瘸着走。
绕呼啦圈两周)S: Oh no! we’re all disabled!P: master, we have to accept the treatment!M: rubbish! I won’t let you cheat others any more! Taste my stick!(一棒将其打死)T:monkey! You kill three innocent persons in a row!How can I forgive you! I won’t be your master any longer. Get away from me now! Go wherever you like!M: Master! You will regret for this foolish decision! (生气的离去)(白骨精的奸笑响起,昂首阔步上台6音乐起)W:Ahahaha! He thinks it’s foolish decision, but I do think it can’t be wiser! Dear Mr.Tang, do you know how much I miss you, especially your delicious flesh?(以一种美食家的眼光审视唐僧,不住的咽口水)Er,which way of cooking do you prefer, frying or stewing?T,S,P: Monkey! Help! Help!------(悟空蹦出来7音乐起)M: yes!Here I am! You damn demon! I can’t let you flee away this time!(两人开始打太极,不一会儿悟空便将她按倒在地,正要拿起棒子打她)T:wait a minute!M,P,S:why? It’s really a demon!(唐僧鄙视徒仨,拿起自己的禅杖将白骨精打死,徒仨晕倒)T:ermituofu——monkey?M:yes?T: I’m sorry that I didn’t trust you ……M: ah, that’s all right! The white-bone demon is the one to be blamed!T: ok, let’continue our journey!M,P,S: all right, let’s go!(8音乐起)N: here comes the end of this play, but it’s still replayed between friends again and again. May you always trust your friends and be loyal to them! That’s all, thank you !(全体演员上台谢幕)。