WHAT is American humor (幽默)? I understand it a little bit more, now I live in the US.
One day I saw a man giving a speech in a square (广场). He said some people don’t do as they say. He took the example of Taylor Swift’s song We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
He said that if Swift really wanted to break up with (和……分手) the guy, she doesn’t need to sing about it, unless she still wants to be with him. Then he sang the song in a funny way. I felt angry because he was laughing at my favorite star.
The more time that passed, the more I understood the man. I find that many US people make fun of others. But they don’t mean (意图) to hurt them. They do that to show their closeness and humor.
什么是美国幽默(幽默)?我理解这一点,现在我住在美国。
有一天,我看见一个人在广场演讲(广场)。
他说有些人不做他们说。
他把泰勒•斯威夫特的歌我们一起永不回来。
迅速他说,如果真的想分手(和……分手)的家伙,她不需要唱歌,除非她仍然想要和他在一起。
然后,他以一种有趣的方式唱这首歌。
我感到愤怒,因为他是在笑我最喜欢的明星。
通过的时间越多,我越了解那个人。
我发现许多美国人取笑别人。
但他们不意味着(意图)来伤害他们。
他们这样做显示亲密和幽默。
I’d like to sell dreams on the Internet. People usually hate nightmares (噩梦). In my store, you can order what you want to dream about. My store will try to make you have wonderful dreams every night.
Gao Yixuan, 13:
I’d like to sell handmade (手工做的) toys. I am good at handwork. I can make many toys with cloth, buttons (纽扣) and cotton (棉花). Besides, I will use my magic (魔力的) power to make these toys talk and sing. If you feel lonely (孤独的), take one of my fantastic toys home!
Jin Zhiruo, 13:
I want to start a second-hand bookstore on the Internet. You can find many interesting old books here. You can also share your old books in my store. I’m sure my store will be hot.
Wu Yubing, 13:
I want to open a candy (糖果) store! It will not be a normal candy store. It will be full of magic candies. Different candies have different functions (功能). For example,
pink candy can cheer you up while the blue one can calm you down. Is that amazing? Yang Taoyi, 13:
If I could start an online shop, I would sell a kind of special pen for students. If they write something wrong, the pen’s alarm (警报器) would go off. Also, it can play music. And it is not expensive. A single pen would only cost you 5 yuan. Do you want to have one?
我想在互联网上出售的梦想。
人们通常讨厌噩梦(噩梦)。
在我商店,你可以点你想要的梦想。
我的商店会试图让你每天晚上都有精彩的梦想。
一轩,高13:
我想出售手工(手工做的)玩具。
我擅长手工。
我可以让很多玩具用布、按钮(纽扣)和棉花(棉花)。
此外,我将用我的魔法(魔力的)力量使这些玩具说话和唱歌。
如果你感到孤独(孤独的),把我的一个奇妙的玩具带回家!
金Zhiruo,13:
我想开始在网上二手书店。
你可以在这里找到许多有趣的旧书。
你也可以分享你的旧书在我的商店。
我相信我的商店将会热。
吴Yubing 13:
我想打开一个糖(糖果)商店!它将不是一个正常的糖果店。
这将是充满神奇的糖果。
不同的糖果有不同的功能(功能)。
例如,粉红糖果可以让你振作起来,蓝色可以使你平静下来。
这是惊人的吗? 杨Taoyi 13:
如果我可以开始一个在线商店,我将出售一种特殊的笔为学生。
如果他们写点东西错了,钢笔的报警(警报器)将离开。
此外,它可以播放音乐。
而且并不昂贵。
一笔只会花费你5元。
你想有一个了吗?。