Leonard: Sheldon, it’ s not a great time! What do you want! 【谢尔顿,现在打来真不是时候!你有啥事! 】Sheldon: Hello to you, too. I’ m sorry,but this is important. 【我也跟你问声好啊 , 抱歉,但这事很重要】Leonard: What is it?【什么事?】Sheldon: Back to the Future 2 was in the Back to the Future 3 case.【 {回到未来 }第二部光盘被放到 {回到未来 }第三部的盒子里了】 Sheldon: Back to the Future 3 was --get this--in the Back to theFuture 3 case.【而 {回到未来 }第三部,你猜怎么着 , 被放在了第二部的盒子里了】 Leonard: So?【所以呢?】Sheldon: So? Did you do that? or am I in the house with an intruder?【所以是你干的吗 ? 还是我住的房子里有个入侵者?】Leonard: Sheldon,I got to go inside. It’ s getting rough out here. 【谢尔顿,我要先进船舱了 , 外头风浪太大了】Sheldon: You are dodging the question,I knew it was you. What was that?【你在闪避问题,我就知道是你干的。

那是什么声音?】 Leonard: What was what?【什么什么声音?】Sheldon: this isn’ t a very good connection. But it sounded like someone just released a kraken.【信号不是太好,但感觉像海怪被释放出来了】Leonard: Okay, I’ m hanging up now. You know there’ s no such thing as a...【好了,我要挂电话了 , 你知道世界上没有 ...... 】Sheldon: No...!【别啊! 】Scene 2Sheldon: Penny... Penny...【佩妮,佩妮】Penny :What ’ s the matter?【什么事?】Sheldon: Um...well,I was worried that you might be missing Leonard. And that might be causing you to have bad dreams. Like the kind you’ d get if you watched Clash of Titans right before you went to bed.【我刚刚有点担心,你会很想念莱纳德,然后会害你做恶梦 , 就是那种睡前看了{诸神之战 }之类的电影会做的噩梦】Penny :Sweetie,did you have a bad dream?【亲爱的,是不是你做噩梦啦?】Sheldon: To be honest, I did.Back to the Future 2 was in the Back to the Future 3 case. Leonard did it.【老实说,是的, {回到未来 }第二部光盘被放到 {回到未来 }第三部的盒子里了 , 莱纳德干的】Penny :Good night.【晚安】Sheldon:No,wait.Perhaps I should sleep here,so you do’ t miss Leonard asmuch,uh,cause you’ re being kind of babyabout it.【等等 , 我是不是应该睡在这里, 这样你不会太想念 Leonard, 因为你现在就跟小孩一样可怜】Penny :You know what?That would make me feel better.Thank you.【好好好,你呆着会让我舒服很多 , 谢谢你啊】Sheldon:You are welcome.Good night.【不用客气 , 晚安】Scene3Raj Koothrappali :I think you ’ d be pleased to hear that this moring in the parking garage,I saw this oil stain on the ground , that was shaped just like my ex-girlfriend,Lucy,and I didn’ t get upset at all.【你应该会很高兴听到这事, 今早我在停车场时, 看到地上有一摊汽油渍,形状就跟我前女友露西一模一样,但我心情完全没受影响】Howard :I ’ m proud of you.【我为你感到骄傲】Raj Koothrappali :well,you should be,cause she was looking good.【应该的,因为她看起来真是美爆了】Sheldon:Dear L ord!You’ re an astronomer.Although you may have earthly woes,get your mind back on the stars.Gee,even the lowly dung beetle choose to plot it ’ s course by using the Milky Way.【我的老天爷啊,你是个天文学家,虽然你也有着人世间的烦恼,但你的脑子得想着天上繁星啊, 就连低等动物屎壳郎推粪的路线都是以银河繁星作为指引】Raj Koothrappali:Is that true?【真的吗?】Sheldon:Everything I say is true.now,of course,thedung beetle also enjoys eating feces,livingin feces and making little balls out offeces,so pick and choose Which aspects ofit ’ s lifestyle you want to embrace.【我说的一切都是真的,当然啦,屎壳郎也喜欢食粪,住粪里,然后把粪便做成球 , 自己选择要学习它生活中的哪些部分吧】Howard :Come on,you can talk to gilrs now,it should ’ tbe hard for you to meet someone new.【你现在都能正常跟女人说话了,再认识个新妞不难吧】Raj Koothrappali:How can I meet someone new?WheneverI look ,I see Lucy’ s face,tell me you do’ tsee her smile in the crust of this chicken pot pie.【我怎么认识啊?我现在看哪都能联想到露西的脸 , 你看这个肌肉派的外皮,你能否认没看到她的笑容吗?】Howard :Will you stop it!Now listen to me,there’ s awelcome incoming post-docs tonight.Go to it,and meet someone who is’ t made of grease or pie.【不许再犯傻了! 听好了, 今天晚上有一场博士后新生欢迎会, 去参加,然后认识个不是油渍或是派做成的妹子】Raj Koothrappali:You think you are so cool because your wife is a person?【怎么,你老婆是真人你就觉得自己牛逼啦?】Howard :Look,Bernie ’ s at a neuroscience conference with Amy--I’ ll go with you.【其实呢,妮妮和艾米去参加神经科学大会了 , 我陪你去吧】Raj Koothrappali:You would do that for me?【你愿意为我这么牺牲吗?】Howard :Of course,you are my friend,I want you to be happy.【当然,你是我朋友,我也想你开心起来】Raj Koothrappali :Thanks. oh, sheldon,since Amy ’ s out of town,would you like to join us?【谢了,谢尔顿,既然艾米也不在,你要一起来吗?】Sheldon:I want you to be happy,too.But not to doanything about it.【我也想你开心,但还没想到要付出实际行动】Scene4Bernadette:Howie,stop.I can’ t talk like that,Amy’ s right here.【华仔,别闹了,我不能说那种话,艾米在旁边呢】Amy: Sheldon , stop,for the last time,I’ ll not bring home b ed bugs.【谢尔顿,别闹了,我最后一次保证 , 我不会带着床虱回去的】 Bernadette:The hotel ’ s nice.there ’ s a pool, a gym--the bar looks like fun.【酒店很好,有泳池、健身房,酒吧感觉也挺好玩的】Amy: Because I looked in the bed, and there are no bugs.【因为我检查过床了,没有床虱】Bernadette:I love you ,too.If I do ’ t talk to you before you go to sleep,I’ ll meet you in dreamland. 【我也爱你,如果你睡前没跟你说话,那我们就梦里相会吧】Amy:Good night.No,I will not consider sleeping in mygarment bag.【不,我不会考虑套着衣服保护套睡的】Scene5Sheldon:Penny,did you ever wonder how starfleetcaptains...【佩妮,你好奇过,星际靓队战靓指挥官们 ...... 】Penny : No.【没有】Sheldon:Well,now that I ’ ve piqued your interest.Welcome to the exciting 3D chess.【现在我已经激起了你的兴致,欢迎来到刺激的 3D 象棋世界吧】Penny :Why do’ t you just admit you only want to playthis game because you always play it withLeonard and you miss him.【你为什么不老实说你想玩这个游戏是因为你以前老跟莱纳德玩你很想念他】Sheldon:You overestimate his significance in mylife,do I miss how he makes a face on my toasterwaffle with syrup? No.Do I miss the way Hefixes the zipper on my jacket when it gets stuck?I don’ t think so.Do I miss how we say ‘ good night’ to each other through the walls of our bedroom using Morse code?【你太高估了他对我生活的重要性,我会想念他用糖浆在我的松饼上画张脸吗? 不会。